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Song Parodies -> "Every Show Has Its Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Every Rose Has It's Thorn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Every Show Has Its Porn"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

we've both lie silently in the dead of the night
though we both are kind of tired we are wide awake in side
turn the tv on i said
and thats what you did
while i grabbed a bottle of wine and
we try to ignore it
yea we try
and i don't know why
it seems
every show has its porn
just like every car has a horn
just like every playboy magazine gets torn
every show has its porn

well i heard this so called man on a talk show
howard stern can't get a girl out of her clothes
what the f does he know he's a perverted freak
and i hope that maybe someday he'll be off of my tv
i guess
every show has it's porn
and i wish howard stern was never born
just like every stern fan must be really bored
every show has it porn

well its a been a while now
i'll turn it on again
the cartoons are naked
guess the porn
the porn remains

i know i'm gonna channel surf tonight, until the break of day
instead of sleeping like i should i just keep staying awake
and i see that there's still nothing new
nothing other than porn to view
mtv's gone reality
vh1 has changed too i see
now every show has its porn
music videos are no more
what happened to the 80's when mtv was born
now every show has its porn

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