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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Proclaimers
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)"
Parody Written by:
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)
The Lyrics
Sometimes Dubya makes good decisions (yes, it's true, he's not a total **** after all), but usually not. This song is written from Dubya's perspective. Enjoy...
When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up with no clue
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man getting drunk after 2
Do me a favor, yeah please do me the treat
Do me the treat of supporting all the Jews
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
When I'm working, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to slack off if I choose
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'm gonna spend it all on bottles of cheap booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
And if I grow old, then I'll tell my son George III
That I want him to take over all the world
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
When I'm lonely, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to start a brand new feud
When I'm dreaming, yeah I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream the dream that I make my dad proud
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid bo-o-oar!
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up with no clue
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man getting drunk after 2
Do me a favor, yeah please do me the treat
Do me the treat of supporting all the Jews
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
When I'm working, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to slack off if I choose
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'm gonna spend it all on bottles of cheap booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
And if I grow old, then I'll tell my son George III
That I want him to take over all the world
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
When I'm lonely, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to start a brand new feud
When I'm dreaming, yeah I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream the dream that I make my dad proud
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!
Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid bo-o-oar!
By "that stupid boar" I mean Saddam, duh.Rate me, please! :)
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Haha, just imagine those 2 Scottish twins singing this makes my sweat glands break out in laughter.
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