Song Parodies -> No More Mr. Price Guy
| Original Song Title: | "No More Mr. Nice Guy" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "No More Mr. Price Guy" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan C. |
As promised, a song on former Alabama football coach Mike Price, who was accused of groping dancers at a Florida strip club and was fired before coaching his first game.
(Guitar solo)
He used to be such an upstanding man
Up from Washington State
He went to 'Bama for some Southern comfort
You know he couldn't wait
Then the Crimson Tide fans read the papers
Yeah he was seen, with girls and he was touching their t*ts
Then he got reemed.
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
They said he's sick, he's obscene
The Alabama school board read the papers
Yeah he was seen, with girls annd he was touching their t*ts.
Then they got real mean
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
They said he's sick, he's obscene
Price spoke to the press that evening
It's what the guy had feared
He's been thrown out of the public circle
Everyone though he was weird
He went to church incognito
When everybody froze, Bear Bryant's ghost
Had recognized him
Stepped on and broke Mike's toes
He said, "No more Mr. Price guy.
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
You know, you're not great like me."
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
We say you're sick, you're obscene.
E-e-e-en
E-e-e-e-en.
He used to be such an upstanding man
Up from Washington State
He went to 'Bama for some Southern comfort
You know he couldn't wait
Then the Crimson Tide fans read the papers
Yeah he was seen, with girls and he was touching their t*ts
Then he got reemed.
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
They said he's sick, he's obscene
The Alabama school board read the papers
Yeah he was seen, with girls annd he was touching their t*ts.
Then they got real mean
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
They said he's sick, he's obscene
Price spoke to the press that evening
It's what the guy had feared
He's been thrown out of the public circle
Everyone though he was weird
He went to church incognito
When everybody froze, Bear Bryant's ghost
Had recognized him
Stepped on and broke Mike's toes
He said, "No more Mr. Price guy.
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
You know, you're not great like me."
No more Mr. Price Guy
No more 'Bama team
No more Mr. Price Guy
We say you're sick, you're obscene.
E-e-e-en
E-e-e-e-en.
At least he enjoyed it while he was there.;)
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Didn't realize he had never even coached a game (I've followed the story, but I don't know much else about Alabama)
Nice to finally see another one by you, JC! Good as always. :-)
Jeff, Price did coach before, just not with Alabama. He was a marginally successful head coach at Washington State before being hired by the Tide's athlectic director. But I think you know that already. ;)
Good job, JC
Both Merry and Pippin like my parody. That's quite an honor. Thanks to both.
Ah! We have our eye on you J.C. Wanna join me and Pip and Malcolm and Royce in the hot tub? ;-)
Why not? Just keep Malcolm away from me.:)
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