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Song Parodies -> "S.P.A.M. (Eating Spam is Painless)"
Original Song Title:
"Suicide Is Painless (the MASH song)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mandel
Parody Song Title:
"S.P.A.M. (Eating Spam is Painless)"
Parody Written by:
Polka Person
The Lyrics
Looking in the fridge I see
Something in a can to eat
Not caring if it's good for me
I chow it down and I can see
That eating Spam is painless
I spread it on a sandwich
And I can take and eat it when I please
It's not half bad, it tastes okay
Was gonna eat it anyway
This is what I have to say:
Open up a can today!
Eating Spam is painless
My spreading knife is stainless
Now I can take and eat it when I please
Eating Spam right from the tin
It doesn't hurt, so please dig in
Open your mouth and shove it in
You've got some dripping down your chin
Eating Spam is painless
This song is forever aimless
And I can make a Spam-wich if I please
...and feel free to eat some with me.
Something in a can to eat
Not caring if it's good for me
I chow it down and I can see
That eating Spam is painless
I spread it on a sandwich
And I can take and eat it when I please
It's not half bad, it tastes okay
Was gonna eat it anyway
This is what I have to say:
Open up a can today!
Eating Spam is painless
My spreading knife is stainless
Now I can take and eat it when I please
Eating Spam right from the tin
It doesn't hurt, so please dig in
Open your mouth and shove it in
You've got some dripping down your chin
Eating Spam is painless
This song is forever aimless
And I can make a Spam-wich if I please
...and feel free to eat some with me.
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