Song Parodies -> "How You Remind Me (Michael Jackson Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

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Original Performer:

"How You Remind Me (Michael Jackson Remix)"

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The Lyrics

"Hoohoo!" - Michael Enjoy...

Never made it as black man
I couldn't cut it as a hardcore rapper
So now I'm looking like a white man
My nose fell off while I was sitting on the crapper

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to forgive me
When I threaten the life of my baby
My skin peels like bacon
At the hospital for my operation
I sang songs
I was brown
Skin from my bottom is now my nostril
Those six words in your heads
Scream "Why am I not dead yet?"

Yet, yet, yet, no, no
Yet, yet, yet, no, no

I know you think that I'm a bad man
I bet you didn't know that I'm a good man too
The only good thing brown is chocolate
And maybe also my smelly poo-poo

And this is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to forgive me
When I threaten the life of my baby
My skin peels like bacon
At the hospital for my operation
I sang songs
I was brown
Skin from my bottom is now my nostril
Those six words in your heads
Scream "Why am I not dead yet?"

Yet, yet, yet, no, no
Yet, yet, yet, no, no
Yet, yet, yet, no, no
Yet, yet, yet, no, no

Never made it as black man
I couldn't cut it as a hardcore rapper
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to forgive me
When I threaten the life of my baby
My skin peels like bacon
At the hospital for my operation
I sang songs
I was brown
Skin from my bottom is now my nostril
Those six words in your heads
Scream "Why am I not dead yet?"

Yet, yet, why am I not dead yet?
Yet, yet, why am I not dead yet?
Yet, yet, why am I not dead yet?
Yet, yet...

Michael Jackson gives new meaning to the term "asslift". By the way I did not mean to be racist in any way in this song.

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MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

I submitted this song like 5 minutes before AmIRight posted it... close call...

Tone-Def - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

i think this wouldve been a good deal better without the smelly poo poo line

MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

I got stuck... really stuck... and I figured the only brown thing about Michael is his shit...

Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL..thats probally the only brown ay? but anyways, I submitted my parodies late too, we are just the lucky ones.

Klarissa - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought the poo-poo was funny. I especially enjoyed the part about the nose falling off!

Aaerni - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Are you black? White?

MQI (?) - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Neither, actually.

76_32 - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

I dont like this song at all. So maybe he got some nose surgies. I mean who hasnt!? Many women and men are doing things to make themselves look better. But people just look on him because he was so famous, and sucessful. He has sold a total of over 6 million albums. And thats just solo! He is better then this songs says he is. So what if he bleached his skin? Alot of peole with viltigo have to! He was part of the 10% who have it so bad they have no other choice. And he hid it for all those years. Even from his make up artist! She found that out on her own. Also, his grandfather had the condition, and its passed down and usually skips a generation in most cases. So why do you want to trip on Michael? He is comming back at the O2, and the world is going to realize what an awsome person he is!

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