Smoke some crack before the X-Men redubbing
Into Chinese, before I go fix the plumbing
Revival of the Mets is what we need
The Diamondbacks are really, really good indeed!
Drugs! I never tried them but do they taste sour?
Battle my enemies without much strength but lots of power
Sittin' here, reading books here on my bed
That's when I realize I'm bored out of my head!

Spilling my apple juice!
My momma's really mad!
She ripped all my posters!
Now I am really sad!

It's in my nature to enjoy myself!
It's in my nature to love myself!
No, I am not a masturbator!
I am just really ill, ill, ill!

I had a dream and then I woke up, reality struck
I felt the wet sticky spot spread out all over my pants
Please Dad, do not hit me. I am not that strong
I'll respect all of the family until my insanity
And through the words of my profanity:
F*** my stupid, dysfunctional family
Crud dubbers making movies really bad
Weep because the voice overs stink, it's a trend!

Spilling my apple juice!
My momma's really mad!
She ripped all my posters!
Now I am really sad!

It's in my nature to enjoy myself!
It's in my nature to love myself!
No, I am not a masturbator!
I am just really ill, ill, ill!

It's in my nature to enjoy myself!
It's in my nature to love myself!
No, I am not a masturbator!
I am just really ill, ill, ill!

Once again!

Spilling my apple juice!
My momma's really mad!
She ripped all my posters!
Now I am really sad!

It's in my nature to enjoy myself!
It's in my nature to love myself!
No, I am not a masturbator!
I am just really ill, ill, ill, ill, ill!
ILL, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill!
ILL, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill, ill!

It's in my nature to enjoy myself.
It's in my nature to love myself.
No, I am not a masturbator.
I am just really ill.