Well, its 6 o'clock in the morning, time to go
I'm having minor surgery
Doctor, take me to the show
I ain't got no plans for later on tonight
I know that when I wake up
Something won't feel alright

[chorus]
I'm in pain, gonna hurl
I'm in pain
Don't feel so great, gonna hurl
Gotta numb my brain

After the surgery
Lord I got such a mess
It seems that the surgeon screwed up
And I got a new pair of breasts, oh yes
Well, the doctor said they can't fix it tonight
What a shame
But then he asked me upstairs
To have a drink of champagne (YIKES!)

I'm in pain, gonna hurl
I'm in pain
Don't feel so great, gonna hurl
Gotta numb my brain

[chorus 2x]

9 o'clock the next day
And I'm ready to go
It seems my insurance provider called
And said they got no dough, oh no
The doctor wouldn't let me go home
Till I paid him a grand
And if I come back here next year
I gotta pay it again

I'm still in pain, gonna hurl
I'm in pain
Can't get no meds, gonna hurl
My insurance is lame

I'm still in pain, gonna hurl
I'm in pain
Can't get no meds, gonna hurl
My insurance is lame