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Song Parodies -> "All Those Kombies"

Original Song Title:

"All You Zombies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hooters

Parody Song Title:

"All Those Kombies"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

For all the Yanks out there: a 'Kombi' is a Volkswagen Van, popular in the 60s...
The petrol gauge it's down to zero
Fuel economy's not great
Still we hear the cry
"Watch my Kombi go"

Holy cow - it's a Volkswagen
Car so ugly it turns heads
In it you can break Commandments
'Cus the VW Kombi has beds!

All those Kombies they turned faces
Water cooled to fight the heat
The driving seat was in high places
So we can all look down on you

Little brother is the Beetle
We all know as the Love Bug
Engine in the back
Trunk is stuck in the front

Only Volksie saw it coming
It predated most of us
Some smart German upped and built the
Original microbus!

All those Kombies they turned faces
Water cooled to fight the heat
The driving seat was in high places
So we can all look down on you

So car lovers, what's the matter?
Where have all the Kombies gone?
Sitting in the dark
Locked up in garages
Ain't they cool to drive anymore?

Kombies make good hiding places
Even parked out on the street
We hid in them and sucked faces
While daddy - he could not find you!

All those Kombies they turned faces
(You saw them out there)
Water cooled to fight the heat
(Where'd they go?)
The driving seat was in high places
So we can all look down on you

Kombi
Kombi
Kombi... etc

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mandamoo - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The 'Hippie Mobile' ! Another perfect parody !

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