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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Her One Bit"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Her One Bit"

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The Lyrics

I can't stand this girl.
Outside I hear her start to talk
Far far away I have to walk
Because she is so irritating

All my friends are by my side
They know she isn't really nice
Her whiny voice is so irritating
She's coming here again

So I stand with a mean scowl on my face
Wondering how much of my time she'll waste
Oh God, she must be Satan's helper

So then I guess I must have snapped
Because it's her that I did slap
And made her go run for shelter

She's coming here, again
I cannot be nice to this girl I cannot stand
All day, she's so stupid
I think she might be gay
Her face is scary
She will not leave me alone
If she don't want to get beat down
Just stay away and leave me the f*** alone

So I guess it's not cool to freak on Monday noon
Because they came and suspended me
They don't she had it coming
And even though she only hated me
My friends all agree with me
That she's evil and will go to hell


Oh I hate her, oh yes I really hate her

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