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Song Parodies -> "John Joseph Theodore Rzeznik (The Johnny Song)"
Original Song Title:
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"John Joseph Theodore Rzeznik (The Johnny Song)"
Parody Written by:
Raedyn
The Lyrics
As my first parody must be wiped off the face of this website because of its level of crappiness, I'm takin another shot. But keep in mind that I thought this one up when I had a 103 degree fever.
Johnny Joseph Theodore Rzeznik (The Johnny Song)
Johnny Joseph Theodore Rzeznik
He's a rocker and he's really hot too
That's why whenever he goes out
Shallow goobers always shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEODORE RZEZNIK!!!"
Lala lala lala lala
Johnny Joseph Thedore Rzeznik
His childhood was up-comma-screwed
Yet whenever he goes out
The goobers always shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEDORE RZEZNIK!!!"
Lala lala lala lala
Johnny Joseph Theodore Rzeznik
Yes, I know his name is incredibly long and sometimes hard to prounounce too
Still, whenever he goes out
The goobers care to shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEDORE RZEZNIIIKKK!!!"
Johnny Joseph Theodore Rzeznik
He's a rocker and he's really hot too
That's why whenever he goes out
Shallow goobers always shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEODORE RZEZNIK!!!"
Lala lala lala lala
Johnny Joseph Thedore Rzeznik
His childhood was up-comma-screwed
Yet whenever he goes out
The goobers always shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEDORE RZEZNIK!!!"
Lala lala lala lala
Johnny Joseph Theodore Rzeznik
Yes, I know his name is incredibly long and sometimes hard to prounounce too
Still, whenever he goes out
The goobers care to shout,
"OH GOD IT'S JOHNNY JOSEPH THEDORE RZEZNIIIKKK!!!"
This is slightly better than my first parody, but not by much. By the way, "Rzeznik" is pronounced "rehz-nik" and a goober is a Goo Goo Dolls fan.
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