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Song Parodies -> "Twice my Size"

Original Song Title:

"Always On My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Twice my Size"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

If your overweight, please don't blame me, and get upset ove this song.
Maybe I didn't hug you,
But you knew that I couldn't.
Maybe I didn't treat you,
To all the food as you wanted.

And when ever you get in bed.
Please don't roll on your side
You were always twice my size,
You were always twice my size.

And baby I couldn't hold you,
Because, of those rolls and thunder thighs.
And I guess I never told you.
It was you that crushed my spine.

Midnight snacks I was going thrown away,
And you caught me that one night.
Plus you are over twice my size.
You are over twice my size.

Tell Me,
Tell me, that your sweet-tooth has finally died.
Give me, give me
That piece cake that you're trying to hide
That you're trying to hide.

Midnight snacks I was going thrown away,
And you caught me that one night.
Plus you are over twice my size.
You are over twice my size.

You are over twice my size,
You are over twice my size.

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