(Chorus)
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Mrs. Dardeau (Ho)
Mrs. Dardeau (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
(Repeat 1x)

Mrs. Dardeau's doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are her friends, hoes are her enemies
With ho energy to do what she'll do
Blew what she blew
Screws what she screws
She's not professional like DJ Clue, pullin on her daddy's coat tail
And why do you think you take Mrs. Dardeau to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha ho-zone laya, now
Come on playa once a ho always
And Ge Ge's never closed for pr's—she's open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for Mrs. Dar-dea-u
Don't eat it all, cuz other people want to eat too.

(chorus x2)

Can't turn Mrs. Dardeau into a housewife
She just don't act right
Theres Dardeau on a mission, and Dardeau on a crackpipe
Mrs. Dardeau, how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there's Mrs. Dardeau again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
Feline, feminine, P. R. women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Mrs. Dardeau's in tha room, Mrs. Dardeau's in tha car
Mrs. Dardeau's on stage, Mrs. Dardeau's by tha bar
Dardeau's by near, Dardeau's by far
Ho! (But can I getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, Diddy why?!)
Cuz youza

(chorus 2x)

She's gotta run in your pantyhos
Even a pimp daddy knows
That you suckin down those dirty bass ho's
Mrs. Dardeau's horrible, horrendous
On taxes she'll be writin off P. R. ho's as dependents
I see tha ho-risin
It aint surprisin
Its just a hoasis
With ugly witches faces
But hos dont feel so sad and blue
Cuz Mrs. Dardeau's the main ho, too!

(chorus x2)


(P. R. Student)
Muthapluckaz, I'm so tiired of yall wiggaz be always talkin
Bout Dardeau this, Dardeau that, you tha muthapluckin ho wigga
She wasn't no ho to the P. R.'s

(Diddy)
Witch, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on