The minute you sparked up that joint
We could see you couldn't think with distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't you like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don't slur my words at everyone I see
Hey knob-ender
Spend time in reality

Don't you know you look so dumb, dumb, dumb?
Now you've moved from eighth's to halves, halves, halves?
Think ya buyin' a good time?
Remember havin' a good time?

The minute you spark up that joint
You can't think with any real distinction
A real knob-ender
No brain cells, a bit behind
Say, wouldn't ya like to know what it's like to have a clear mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don't inanely grin at everyone I see

Hey! knob-ender
Spend time in reality!