Song Parodies -> "You've Got the Clap, GI!"

Original Song Title:

"Those Were The Days"

Original Performer:

Mary Hopkins

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got the Clap, GI!"

Parody Written by:

Carolyn B. and Pat C.

The Lyrics

I think it's pretty self-explanatory. "PCA" means Permanent Change of Address instead of Permanent Change of Station.

Once upon a time there was a GI
Who went to live at Clark in the PI
Went down town and paid his forty pesos
And now the nurses in the clinic cry..........

Chorus
You've...... got........ the............. Clap, GI
You've got the clap, GI
You'll itch and scratch forever and a day
You'll drip into your drawers
You'll mess up all the floors
You've got the Clap..... Oh yes you've got the Clap

First they tried the cure of Penicillen
It stung his ass and made him grip the walls
But to his shear amazement it still dribbled
And now the nurses in the clinic call...........

Chorus ...............

Now he's PCA to the clinic
He gives advice to all the lovelorn boys
Don't go down an pay your forty pesos
Or you will learn that needles are no joy!

Don't ............. get ................ the ............... clap my boy
Don't get the clap my boy
You'll itch and scratch
Forever and a day
You'll drip into your drawers
You'll mess up all the floors
Don't get the Clap!
Oh please, don't get the Clap!

Nah, nah, nah.............. nah nah nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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