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Song Parodies -> "If I Were The Dark Lord"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were A Rich Man"
Original Performer:
Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were The Dark Lord"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
If I were The Dark Lord
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were the Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
If I were a baddy-baddy dark,
Evil, evil nasty nasty man
I'd build a great big Death Star, size of a planet
Sail that mother into space
I'd check the plans so no little flaws to blow
There would be one big gun to blow planets up
And lots of lasers to bring down
Every little rebel ship I know
I'd fill my big Death Star with troops who can shoot
And duck if the doorway is too small
Clear visors so their faces can be seen
And each loud "pee-ow" and "spaanng" and "kapow"
Would herald another rebel's fall
As if to say "Mwaha! I rule supreme"
Oh..
If I were The Dark Lord
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were the Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
If I were a baddy-baddy dark,
Evil, evil nasty nasty man
I see a hero come, looking like a proper fool
With a proper vorpal blade
I won't put off his death, just for my delight
I won't ask him his plans, or how he knew mine
I'll just toss in a hand grenade
And make sure it's removed him from the fight
The most important men in space and time will come to me
They will ask me not to kill them,
Like an evil Overlord
"If you please, Oh, Dark One"
"Pardon me, Oh Dark One?"
I might kill them anyway, if I get bored...
(Cue evil laughter) Mwahahahahaha
And it won't make one bit of difference
If I answer right or wrong
When you're evil, powerful, you know
There would be no computers for rebels to access
If left alone for any time:
A totally non-standard interface
And if I ever capture a lovely princess
Who say's she NEVER will be mine
I'll sigh, and kill her quickly - just in case
If I were The Dark Lord
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were an Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger evil evil scum
My diktats would never be ignored
I would put whole planets to the sword
What I'd do, just to keep from getting bored
If I were the OVERLORD!!!!!
MWAHAHaHaHahahaha.....
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were the Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
If I were a baddy-baddy dark,
Evil, evil nasty nasty man
I'd build a great big Death Star, size of a planet
Sail that mother into space
I'd check the plans so no little flaws to blow
There would be one big gun to blow planets up
And lots of lasers to bring down
Every little rebel ship I know
I'd fill my big Death Star with troops who can shoot
And duck if the doorway is too small
Clear visors so their faces can be seen
And each loud "pee-ow" and "spaanng" and "kapow"
Would herald another rebel's fall
As if to say "Mwaha! I rule supreme"
Oh..
If I were The Dark Lord
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were the Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
If I were a baddy-baddy dark,
Evil, evil nasty nasty man
I see a hero come, looking like a proper fool
With a proper vorpal blade
I won't put off his death, just for my delight
I won't ask him his plans, or how he knew mine
I'll just toss in a hand grenade
And make sure it's removed him from the fight
The most important men in space and time will come to me
They will ask me not to kill them,
Like an evil Overlord
"If you please, Oh, Dark One"
"Pardon me, Oh Dark One?"
I might kill them anyway, if I get bored...
(Cue evil laughter) Mwahahahahaha
And it won't make one bit of difference
If I answer right or wrong
When you're evil, powerful, you know
There would be no computers for rebels to access
If left alone for any time:
A totally non-standard interface
And if I ever capture a lovely princess
Who say's she NEVER will be mine
I'll sigh, and kill her quickly - just in case
If I were The Dark Lord
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger, evil evil One
All day long I'd plan my evil fun
If I were an Overlord
I wouldn't show no mercy
Mwahahahahaha
Snigger snigger evil evil scum
My diktats would never be ignored
I would put whole planets to the sword
What I'd do, just to keep from getting bored
If I were the OVERLORD!!!!!
MWAHAHaHaHahahaha.....
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Brilliant! :D
Another excellent song!
The Force is with you, young Alexander. Join me, and we can overthrow the Grosvenor, and rule Amiright as father and son! (Just kidding, Chuck! Phil isn't really my son.)
No! It can't be true... I will never g.... oh s**t, where's my hand gone?
Try? There is no "try". There is only do or do not do. And you did it! 5's
The Mwa-has did it for me. 5-5-5
Thanks JD & EmiLoca- must admit, I rather like this one :-)
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