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Song Parodies -> "You're a Vegetable"

Original Song Title:

"Unforgettable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Vegetable"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You're a vegetable, that's what you are
Sitting pretty on the salad bar
Luscious lettuce, such fine greenery
Red tomatoes, sticks of celery
Never heard more loud crunching before

You're a vegetable, in every way
So delectable, that's how you'll stay
Ranch dip, it is so incredible
That something so very spreadable
Sits atop my mound of vegetables, too

You're a vegetable, in every way
So delectable that's how you'll stay
Oh my darling, you're so edible
And croutons, so very breadable
Sit upon my mound of vegetables, too
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Jeff Reuben - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
If you get a chance, look up "Life In The Slaw Lane" by Kip Adotta (I'm sure the lyrics are on the web somewhere).
Meriadoc - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Do I detect a hint of double-entendre here? Or is it just my incredibly naughty mind...? ;-) 'Breadable' was a nice touch!
Royce Miller - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Meriadoc--It's your incredibly naughty mind-hope to see another parody from you soon (oh, and that other person)
Larry - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
It was kinda cute.

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