I knew a man Hojangles & he stared at you
While he chewed
With silver teeth, razor claws & baboon rear
He'd munch on your shoe
He burped so loud, burped so loud
Then he would frown...

Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Eat

They threw him in a cell with me in New Orleans
I was so freaked out
He looked at me with eyes of rage & spat at me
"You can't get out!"
He hated life---wanted wife
He leered, slapped my face, licked his lips

Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Fight

He said his name Hojangles then he showed his d---
Across the cell
He grabbed my pants, asked for romance, then clicked his heels
Faggot from hell
He let go a squeal---I was his meal
Then ripped off my clothes all around

Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Rape

He chewed on toes in freak sideshows & had affairs
Throughout the south
He spoke with tears of 15 years how his dog & he
Slaughtered about
His dog tore up kids---mangled kids
After 50 deaths he still smiles

Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Kill

He said "I prance at every chance in heiny tanks
For cigs & mags"
"But most the time I whore behind these county bars
Head in a bag"
He asked "Do you swallow squid...swallow squid?"
As he shook his head I wished him dead
& to this day I still beg
Please no please...

Mr Hojangles, Mr Hojangles...Die