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Song Parodies -> "Grow, Grow, Grow Your Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Your Boat"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Grow, Grow, Grow Your Pot"

Parody Written by:

Peter (the Reader)

The Lyrics

The consequences of illegal drugs (or maybe not I really wouldn't know - I don't exactly do many illegal drugs)
Grow, grow, grow your pot
illegally in your yard
Smokin' it, smokin' it, smokin' it, smokin' it
man, dude, your a freakin' retard

Got caught, got caught, got caught, a-smokin' it
Smokin' it in the boys room
Jail sentence, jail sentence, jail sentence, jail sentence
Face the impending doom

Juvenile, juvenile, juvenile hall
until your twenty-one
failed high school, failed high school, failed high school, failed high school
an outcast, you've come undone
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.2
Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

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 1   18
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 2   3
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 3   2
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 5   5
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Claude Prez - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Low, low, lower vote; simply cuz you're green; merely, merely, merely, merely; feeling kind of mean :)
Jynx - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
gay, gay, very gay; gayest i've ever heard; fag, fag, fag, fag; nothin more to say.....DORK! :-B
Hoeveel - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Jynx - You doing anything tonight? I've heard men such as yourself make the best lovers for guys like me. Apparently, you can dish out the torture well. So how's about it?
Mr X - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I vote 3-1-1.
stytx - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
fag fag fag
anonymous - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Pace, pace, pacing's off
Doesn't even flow
Gotta vote, gotta vote, gotta vote, gotta vote
1-1-1, ya know.
another anonymous person - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
1-1-1's my vote,
Yes sir ree, it is.
I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno,
What to say to this.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh no, votes are low What's a guy to do? Processing processing processing Voting all '1's too!
Blackbeard The Pirate - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrrrh, Arrrrh, pick me nose
Scrape it nice 'n clean
Chew 'em up
Chew 'em up
Chew 'em up
Chew 'em up
Boogers nice 'n green!
snoop dogg - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
it was hejfbylashfkgfbvda,jfydotbsshyv $3.00 get out of ere

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