O Furio, where can you be?
You left so swiftly back to Italy
Just had to write to tell the news.
Tony's out, he's sleep-ing about
this marriage is de-fused.

And Carm's wide open, she can date.
And Carm's wide open, to be your mate.
O Carm's wide open

Just a little warning before you do.
Tony is jealous man, he'll have it in for you.
Doctor Melfi may need to adeptly perscribe,
a double dose of Prozac, just to keep you alive.

O Carms wide open, but A J will hedge.
O Carm's wide open, gotta deal with Med
But Carm's wide open

Before you lick you chops and enjoy the feast
she was on the rebound from the parrish priest
consider that there still may come a day
someone else come along and wooo her away

But Carms wide open, If you dare
O Carms wide open, if you care
O Carms wide open

On second thought, I think what we should do
Think we should send Carmella over to you
No ex's or children in the way.
Prehaps in Italy is were you should stay.

Cause, Carm's wide open, the big spilt
O Carm's wide open, ain't that some sh*t
And Carm' s wide open.