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Song Parodies -> "Stumbling in the Dark"
Original Song Title:
"Crawling in the Dark"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hoobastank
Parody Song Title:
"Stumbling in the Dark"
Parody Written by:
J Money
The Lyrics
I must urinate
I drank eight cups of tea
And I feel like I'm gonna burst
The pressure's just beginning
Now I really gotta go
Which direction do I take
Now there's a choice that I must make
Because its now or nothing
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
I will stumble on
I'm sure thats its ok to
Use the sink and not the john
Cause I am in a hurry
Will the bathroom be locked where I can't get inside
Will I ever get to pee just to end my misery
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Not much longer till I go
How much further do I have to go
How much longer till I finally blow
Because I'm looking and I can see that it's in front of me
It's time to pee
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
I've been stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
I drank eight cups of tea
And I feel like I'm gonna burst
The pressure's just beginning
Now I really gotta go
Which direction do I take
Now there's a choice that I must make
Because its now or nothing
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
I will stumble on
I'm sure thats its ok to
Use the sink and not the john
Cause I am in a hurry
Will the bathroom be locked where I can't get inside
Will I ever get to pee just to end my misery
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Not much longer till I go
How much further do I have to go
How much longer till I finally blow
Because I'm looking and I can see that it's in front of me
It's time to pee
{Chorus:}
Show me where's the door
I just ran right past it
I am stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
Is this the right door here where I am standing
I'm still stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
I've been stumbling in the dark looking for the bathroom
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LOL!!! A little off paced, but this is great. got a good chuckle out of me *gives you a gold star*
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