"Let us be oilmen, we'll make a killing whatever"
"I've got some real estate near to Baghdad"
So we bought a map of Africa, and tried to find Iraq
And we walked off looking for Bonerland

"Condy," I said as we sat in the White House last summer,
"Bill Clinton seems like a dream to me now."
It took me two years to think of this great idea,
I came looking for Bonerland

Laughing at the world
Playing games with the "axis"
She said the man with the goofy moustache had the bomb,
I said "Be careful his palace is really a silo..."

"Find me a some evidence, I think there's some in the desert"
"We searched the last one an hour ago"
So I rang up the British guys, and they laughed anyway
And the moon rose over an open grave.

"Condy, I'm stuck," I said, when I got up to "twenty"
"My head is hurting and I don't know why"...
Counting the tanks on the highway to Basra
They've all brought a message from Bonerland
All gone looking for Bonerland
All gone looking for Bonerland