Brownman:
Ah, poopy (poopy)
Crappy (crappy)
Stinky, you stinky (yeah)
Too poopy to clean my toilet up
If you ain't poopy
You ain't here to paaartaaaay!!!
(woo!)

Ladies (push)
Gentlemen (push)
Somebody ring the proctologist
A poop in the bowels

Run to the toilet (and I gotta wash my hands)
Repeat 6x

Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
It's commi'n through
Cheese on the cruise
Gonna be crude
Me and my laxative gonna stink up the room

Bowl is plugged (I can't stand)
Let's get poopy (that's my jam)
I need that (grunt) to get me off
Pinch until my terd falls off!

It's explosive, diarrhea is burning (oh!)
Still pushing, six in the morning
Odors seeping, noses are sniffing (oh!)
No question, it's a chemical reaction

It's coming out of my butt (can you smell it?)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make noise!

Chorus:
Wanna get crappy
Gonna make some nostrils unhappy
Get it flushed down in a hurry
Wanna get poopy
It's about time that somebody came with the plunger
Toilet over flowing with TP
Plumbing getti'n just a little shoddy
Wanna get poopy
It's about time for the plumber's arrival

Ah, cover it up
But ladies, fellas
Glade ain't enough
Fan is shot
Bowels are packed
Now push that butt
Ha, I like that

White tight undies, brown for sure
Dropped a little somethin' on the floor
I need that (grunt) to get me off
Pinch until my terd falls off!

There's no hopin' for the windows to open
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep them plopping
Air is rotting, everyone's farting

Give all you've got (not tryi'n to pee)
Just sit on the pot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise!

Crappy
Repeat Chorus

Here it comes, out of your bum
That special thing called dung
Sit down, sit down
Yup, that's what's brown
You can just put your butt
Right to town
(Uh, oh her we go)
Here we go

You can tell when the TP
Is slim to not
That's when we make it
With whatever we got
And I bet somebody's gonna
Use their socks
Uh oh's, here we go, here we go

Repeat Chorus 3x

(grunts) what?