Let me lay it on the line
I got a little geekiness inside
And I know that I can't
get a girl with it

I don't care what you say
I'm not gonna pay for getting laid
Cos it's all about the nerd in me

I wanna babe in the morning
babe in the evening
who's not like me
I need any kind of female to satisfy me

If you are that kind of girl
Cos I'm that kind of guy
I've got some freaky blisters, everybody sing
Cos I got them for doing THAT thing

Cos I will be your geek until the day
Until the dawn
And we can chat all through the night
to the early morn
Come on and I'll take you to my room
to see your bits
And I can any time of day
It's all dream to me

Oh, the connection is kinda slow
I gotta blow up now
There you go
That's just something that a nerd must do
IRC is all the things I need
And I am really begging on my knees
that my computer will never fail me

I wanna babe...

Cos I will...