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Song Parodies -> "Pro Wrestlers Are Bad Actors"

Original Song Title:

"Monalisas and Madhatters"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pro Wrestlers Are Bad Actors"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

And now I know
all of the stunts are just really fake
I thought I knew
but not I know that they just put on shows
that are real shitty

until you hear them put on all their fake fueds
Their fighting is fake, and its obvious to view
and I say "Dear God"
that people think its true
I say "dear God" of the people who think its true

And all Pro wrestlers make bad actors
threats of beatings, threats of murder
turn around and try to fake a fight
'cause they get payed by some guys
who tell 'em not to hide
they know not how many people know that its not right

This bad boy's got
hes got a lot of unreal things
in his fake matches he aint winning
he has the belt he holds
means nothing, means nothing but pro wrestling is shitty

clothesline's no way that a big man goes down
big man shows pride, and the small one aint loud
and I say "dear God" that people watch this crap
I say "dear God" that people watch this crap

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Meriadoc - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was a bit shaky, but it was nice to see someone do this song (altho' it left me with the frightening realization that I last listened to it many many many many years before you were even born...) ;-)
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Tough song, good job. But all pro wrestlers make bad actors? Two words: THEY LIVE! "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." -- Roddy Piper. That fight scene with Keith David has to be the funniest fight in movie history. And the movie exposes the Republicans so well! They're not only un-American, they're inhuman!
ROFMLAO - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment

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