A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how,
Those towers used to touch the sky.
And I knew if I had my turn
That I could make those buildings burn,
And maybe spread some anthrax in the mail.
But September 11 made me shiver,
Those Boeing bombs that I'd deliver.
Bad news for the US;
You didn't past the first test.
I can't remember if I died
When my Boeing hit the Western side.
Or when she exploded deep inside.
The day 5000 died.
So . . .

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."

Could you make a Boeing soar?
And would you be part of a holy war?
If Bin laden tells you to,
Do you believe that massive toll?
Can George Bush save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to fly real low?
Well you know that Islam's got the men
To, blow your country up again,
When both planes hit their target;
Man, you Yankees must have felt retarded.
I was a lonely Arab turban head
Once I worked six weeks to buy a loaf of bread,
But I knew we'd be heroes dead,
The day 5000 died.
I started singing . . .

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."

Now with 10 calls on a mobile phone,
The Taleeban found Bin a safe new home.
But that's just between you and me,
When the pilot aimed for the pentagon,
He was singin' the words to a John Denver song,
In a voice that speaks English badly.
And while George Bush was looking down,
The Arabs crashed a plane into his town,
The Whitehouse was adjourned,
Til Bush the pussy returned.
And while Bin Laden cops the flack,
His Muslim team plans their next attack,
And it might be your flight they hijack,
Next time, the Muslims fly...

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."

Helter Skelter Yankees run for shelter,
Jump out of the building to avoid the swelter,
100 floors high and falling fast.
Landed flat on the concrete.
Mohamed said goodbye to his best mate Achmeed,
While Bin Laden on the sidelines has a laugh.
The New York air was sweet perfume
With burning flesh and petrol fumes,
We all began to cheer,
When Mohamed cut off the pilot's ear.
And if FBI try to catch us out;
We'll show you what Jihad is all about.
Do you recall those passenger shouts,
The day 5000 died,
We started singing...

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."

And where are we now? The FBI hunts,
A generation of Muslim cunts,
With military help from the U.N.
So Osama be a legend, Osama be a champ,
Osama set-up another terrorist camp,
Cause evil is Osama's only friend.
And as I remember that September day,
And the CNN footage they continue to play.
No camera made to sell,
Could film that shit so well.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
The result of a sacrificial flight,
I saw Islam laughing with delight,
The day 5000 died.
He was singing . . .

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."

I know a man, who wears no shoes,
And he has a beard, and Muslim views,
But he did his job and hid away,
I went down to the sacred turf,
What once were towers, now just earth.
So the President retaliated... straight away,
And in the heart of Afghanistan,
The Yankees bombed, the Taleeban,
But still no sign of Laden
The war is just a startin,
Their anthrax comes in tiny specs,
And it kills anything that it infects,
I wonder if Australia will be the next,
To see... 5000 die,
They were singing...

Bye, bye, Evil Muslims will fly
Crashing Boeings into buildings, so Americans die
Them good ole boys committing mass suicide
Singing "This'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."