Add one and two
I came into this world as a reject it ain't no surprise
When you see the size of the glasses on these eyes
Every jock I know is really inhumane
Always giving me Indian burns and causing pain
Hey I think I'll be okay as long as I get through the day
Without them taking my lunch away ripping up my essay
And using me as a speed bump throwing me in the dump
So now I have to get my stomach pumped
Hey like a chump
So I'm the king of chemistry
That don't mean they should pick on me
They tell me I'm not manly
So they treat me like I'm a chimpanzee
And you might think that I can take the heat
But on the other hand, around here
They call me "the other white meat"
The posse's gonna chew me up like steak
My back is gonna break I'll wind up flatter than a pancake
Hey maybe I can lose them in the hallway
I shouldn't try, I know I'm gonna die

I can't escape from the noogie (ow!) the noogie (ow!)
So first they'll steal my cookies and stick fists in my hair
Stick fists in my hair stick fists in my hair stick fists in my

Why are the punks so strong? Why don't we get along, huh?
Like when I take gym, they take my wardrobe
And when I finally get it, I regret it
'Cause they're flicking my earlobe
I can't believe that I was so naive in spite of my pet peeve
In which they're ripping off my shirt sleeve
The student council election got kicked in the midsection
Now I'm getting an injection for my protection
Hey like a chump

I can't escape from the noogie (ow!) the noogie (ow!)
So first they'll steal my cookies and stick fists in my hair
Stick fists in my hair stick fists in my hair stick fists in my

I'm used to getting wedgies
I don't have any friends to hang out with on the weekend
I don't have to tell you that everyone
Who shares this world with me is hard to comprehend
I play Dungeons and Dragons
I'm in my own zone they leave me alone
Leave me alone I should just throw away my phone

They tell me that I'm strange I feel I've been shortchanged
My face was rearranged think I'll join foreign exchange

I can't escape from the noogie (ow!) the noogie (ow!)
So first they'll steal my cookies and stick fists in my hair
Stick fists in my hair stick fists in my hair stick fists in my