Hernia, you've made a little bump now
Been doing heavy lifting, I got a little lump now
I think I've got to slow down, before I start to blow it
I'm having stomach muscle breakdown, should be careful not to
show it

And I really can't remember, why the doc said 'take those off'?
And then 'turn your head and cough,'
for my hernia?

Hernia, no they don't sugar-coat 'em
'Cause if you think you got one, the doctor pokes you in the scrotum
At least it isn't cancer
Or a problem with my behind, no-no-no,
Just a hernia

Hernia (hernia), I think I made a blunder (hernia)
My doctors look like aliens (hernia) before they put me under (hernia)
And I really can't remember, did I surf a giant wave?
Is that why I'm half way shaved?
For my hernia

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, hernia, really hurts like hell now
Got painkillers on the main line...man, these drugs'll make you say
wow...
Take my dosage in the morning, take another in the afternoon
Feel my consciousness slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back
soon

And I really don't remember, why am I so high in bed?
Why the voices in my head?
....right, my hernia!

Hernia, no they don't sugar-coat 'em
'Cause if you think you got one, the doctor pokes you in the
SCROTUM!
At least it isn't cancer
Or a problem with my behind, no-no-no,
Just a hernia

Hernia (hernia), I think I made a blunder (hernia)
My doctors looked like aliens (hernia) before they put me under
(hernia)
And I really can't remember, did I surf a giant wave?
Is that why I'm half way shaved?
For my hernia

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