Song Parodies -> Torgo
| Original Song Title: | "Maria" |
| Original Performer: | West Side Story |
| Parody Song Title: | "Torgo" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Hall |
i tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR iS aWaY
The most repulsive person I have seen
Makes Manos The Hands of Fate much more obscene
Torgo
I just met a young man named Torgo
Who takes care of the place
While the master's away in
space
Torgo
I met a caretaker named Torgo
Then I started to see
How dreadful this movie
Can be
Torgo
Say it loud and there's my stomach churning
Say it soft and you'll see his hand burning
Torgo
He'll never stop groping
Torgo
Torgo, Torgo...
Torgo
Spreads his legs while he sits there a sleeping
Look over and his fingers are creeping
Torgo
I'll never stop saying
Torgo
He has big thighs and walks with a cane
Torgo
Makes Manos The Hands of Fate much more obscene
Torgo
I just met a young man named Torgo
Who takes care of the place
While the master's away in
space
Torgo
I met a caretaker named Torgo
Then I started to see
How dreadful this movie
Can be
Torgo
Say it loud and there's my stomach churning
Say it soft and you'll see his hand burning
Torgo
He'll never stop groping
Torgo
Torgo, Torgo...
Torgo
Spreads his legs while he sits there a sleeping
Look over and his fingers are creeping
Torgo
I'll never stop saying
Torgo
He has big thighs and walks with a cane
Torgo
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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