All day
Hearing you complaining
'Bout the
Mess that isn't there at all

Oh, my
Only choices are to make
This dorm room squeaky clean
Or spend all of my time
With Mr. Grumpy

Wonder, how'd I end
Up with a Felix Unger
Yeah that's who you're like

The room's not messy
It's just a little unkempt
Those words, are slightly different
It ain't my style to
Be messy or clean
Unkempt is in-between
I'm not messy
You're just a little obsessed
I hear
You, give it a rest
This is enough
I know you like things clean
But you are annoying
Me

You're throwing my stuff in the garbage
Thought my pants were badly placed
I don't know just how they could be wrong on my bedsheets
Maybe they were wrinkled
But it makes me think that
You can't get along with me
If it's in my power, leaving
Is what, I've gotta do

But I'm not messy
It's just a little unkempt
Those words, are slightly different
It ain't my style to
Be messy or clean
Unkempt is in-between
I'm not messy
You're just a little obsessed
I hear
You, give it a rest
This is enough
I know you like things clean
But you are annoying
Me

I don't want to change my sheets
I will do it on the weekend
I won't change them every day

Cause I'm not lazy
You're just a little insane
Right now, you are quite a pain
You crazy child if
This place makes you groan
You'd better live alone
I'm not messy
You're just a little obsessed
I hear
You, give it a rest
This is enough
I know you like things clean
But you are annoying
Me

Yeah, you are annoying
You are annoying
Well, it's just
A little unkempt

You are annoying
You are annoying
It's just a little unkempt