Song Parodies -> "I'm A Schmoo"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Schmoo"

Parody Written by:

ShellyGal

The Lyrics

Okay, a shmoo is any small hairy object that wields a sharp stick. You won't find it in the dictionary. I made it up. Anyway, this is teh story of a small and lonely shmoo wishing that her fairy culture would be discovered by the people, so that they could be welcome in the human world. Yeah, I'm a spaz.

I'm about as small as a midge
You can see us in the dark
I thought that we'd be caught by now
You'd've thought that they'd've seen
Our footprints on the ground
We're inhuman but still not found

Why hasn't anyone found me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a dark fairy night
Celebratin' our fairy life
I'll just take you by the hand
See the world anew
You don't know what I am Well I... I'm a schmoo
I'm a schmoo

We're looking for a place
To put a fireplace
To celebrate our fairy life
'Cause we're creatures of the night
And know magic the best
Us fairies, we're not alone
Why hasn't anyone found me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a dark fairy night
Celebratin' our fairy life
I'll just take you by the hand
You don't know what I am
Well I... I'm a schmoo
I'm a schmoo

People just think we're illusions
That maybe they're out of their minds
Yea yea yea

It's a dark fairy night
Celebratin' our fairy life
I'll just take you by the hand
See the world anew
You don't know what I am
Well I... I'm a schmoo
I'm a schmoo

See the world anew
You don't know what I am
Well I... I'm a schmoo
I'm a shmoo
I'll take you by the hand
See the world anew
You don't know what I am
Well I... I'm a shmoo
I'm a shmoo... I'm a schmoo...

I tried submitting this before, but the mushroom bit I wrote submitted a drug content. D'oh!

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Little Lion - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Oooookaaay......

Jen - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey this is Kayla's friend. You completely took credit for her song! So why don't you at least put her name in there somewhere giving her some credit, too. I mean she's the one who wrote the song!

fellow schmoo - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment

how do you know about us?

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