Could I take your order please?
A burger with some cheese
Perhaps potato skins or chicken nuggets?
Do you want some extra sauce or lettuce on the side?
It's no big deal to change

Just simply tell us what you want
We'll make it at this restaurant
As long as it's fried
Yeah here everything is fried

If you hunger for some trout or maybe Golden Grahams
Or chocolate cookie dough or even kiwis
I don't suppose it would be hard to dip it all in lard
And leave it for an hour to let it sizzle

You wanna plate of tuna fish?
We'll grant your dinner menu wish
We'll just make it fried ooh fried

And I'll fry anything you're actually willing to eat
Maybe pizzas or some blueberry pie
All right give your pasta to me
'Cause we'll fry it no complaints
In spite of the health restraints
All right if you wanna have canned peas we'll fry away

And we'll fry anything to make your dinnertime complete
Even if it isn't edible at all
All right hankering for airplanes?
If you're hungry for a bus
Then just bring it right to us
All right some say that we're insane that's okay

You wanna chew on the shoe store?
Well that's weird but whatever...

And we'll fry anything like if your phone is obsolete
Yeah we'll fry the thing until it gains a taste
And we'll fry anything until it turns red as a beet
Because we won't let nothing go to waste
All right beats those other places that don't fry
We'll make it fried and though it's fattening
Never tried? Well then you have to
'Cause it tastes so great
Tastes so great tastes so great