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Song Parodies -> "Chromosome"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Chromosome"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I just think they're really all whacked out in law school
It's no wonder lawyers have the gall
There's no lack of stupid cases that they haven't done
Line 'em up and shoot 'em at the wall

Chromosomes
They give us those nice bright fellers
Then damage their genes real bummers
Makes them think all the world's on court for a day, yeah
I got a ball peen hammer
Let's make 'em take a polygraph
So scholars don't blow their chromosomes away

Driver's license case in Florida, what a tingle
The plaintiff's face a camera cannot sight
If you want to see her face, use imagination
Without her veil she must be such a fright

Chromosomes
They give us those nice bright fellers
Then damage their genes real bummers
Makes them think all the world's on court for a day, yeah
I got a ball peen hammer
Let's make 'em take a polygraph
So scholars don't blow their chromosomes away

Please don't blow their chromosomes away
Please don't blow their chromosomes away
Please don't blow their chromosomes away


Please don't blow their chromosomes
Please don't blow their chromosomes
Please don't blow their chromosomes away


Please don't blow their chromosomes
Make them think like twilight zone
Please don't blow their chromosomes away

Please don't blow their chromosomes
Uhm uhm!
Please don't blow their chromosomes away
No Way

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royce miller - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good one, Uncle
Pat Carrasco - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep, another good one!
Claude Prez - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
For some reason, "I got a ball peen hammer" made me laugh. Nice work.

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