u can find me in Sam's Club
lookin 4 a bathtub
coz i gotta get clean
before i get seen
i got that zest even though i'm in2 irish spring
so i head 2 Sam's Club everytime i have a faucet leak

when i pull up 2 the register u see the buggy on dubs
i roll with 2 pennies so much drama in Sam's Club
whitie's heard i roll with luke warm and they wanna show me love
and the cashiers give me plenty of groupy love
whitie ain't nothin changed
50 down Budder up
i see T-Hen in isle 5 he's rollin that toilot paper up
u watch how i move u mistake me 4 Jackson or Timberlake
i got 2 Sam's early this mournin and i been lookin 4 the cake
in the hood of Ireland they sayin' Budder u the one
they like me i want em' 2 love me like they love Mike Tyson
but holla in ireland tell them lepreachun's i'm loco
and the plan is 2 put 50 cent in a chokehold
full of distractions man
my irish jig on my mind
just stole a mil out you're bil and i'm still on the grind
now shorty says she feelin' my tiles
she feelin my water hose
got hydros on the buggy and we ready 2 roll

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my mulch my charcoal brought me the doe
that brought me all my cooking things
my wig, my jars, my wools, my tools
look homie i bought all this and it don't work so i'm gonna exchange

and u should love it, way more then Wal-Mart
oh u don't? even though this place sells pop-tarts
i'm that cat by the bar toastin 2 the good life
moved out the hood, u dat leprechun tryin 2 pull me back right
and when my check get 2 bouncin in Sam's it's on
walk past ya see some duck tape ya turn ya head it's gone
if the stoves r on fire, man, just let em' burn
coz if you're talkin' bout laundry detergent homie i ain't concerned
i'm a tell u what the manager told me coz go head and fill the backseat up
if they hate let em' hate
but watch the ceriel pile up
or we can go upside they head with a bottle of shampoo
c'mon isle 7's where it be

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