Every night
I watch your show
I understand how you're a ho
But that aside I want to come
To meet you on your island
We'll have some fun

There is no doubt
Left in my mind
That I want you—I want you to be mine
I can adapt
In a hut
It's made up for with your butt

[Bridge]
I never wanted Mary Ann
Mrs. Howell: she has got a man
I'm not gay so that is all
I'm gonna mention here
Ginger

[Chorus]
I can't believe you're hitting on
That Gilligan—he's a moron
The professor
Is such a nerd
There's the old man
Just a fat skipper

Exactly where's
The tropic port
In just a few hours I will report
To Gilligan's
Uncharted isle
And then we'll just hang out for a long while

My friends all say
I'm insane
I want to meet you; they all say it's plain
Ridiculous
I don't care
They don't know the good times we'll share

[Bridge]
I never wanted Mary Ann
Mrs. Howell: she has got a man
I'm not gay so that is all
I'm gonna mention here
Ginger

[Chorus]
I can't believe you're hitting on
That Gilligan—he's a moron
The professor
Is such a nerd
There's the old man
Just a fat skipper

[Bridge]
I never wanted Mary Ann
Mrs. Howell: she looks like a man
I'm not gay so that is still all
I'm gonna mention here
Ginger

[Chorus]
We're gonna have a lot of fun
When in your hammock
Built for one
Then we'll go
To the lagoon
Take off our clothes and swim in the nude