you don't look at porn, not entirely at all
erotica sounds fine, when it's on your walls
and the pictures you think, so lots about us all
an upper class weirdo is something to be
an upper class weirdo is something to be

your Islington home's really in north-west 2
but you will still endeavour to claim your map is new
and you think we're so lazy, but we think you're a fool
an upper class weirdo is something to be
an upper class weirdo is something to be

when your internet business' going bankrupt you fear
you can't bankroll your sons TV career
and your own social function becomes so less clear
an upper class weirdo is something to be
an upper class weirdo is something to be

when you're on television the programme's unseen
do we view these? not ever, they're shown too early
cause they're on in the morning at around half past three
an upper class weirdo is something to be
an upper class weirdo is something to be

the standards have dropped, cause you're right up there still
the money you earned with your hand in the till
every time you f*ck up someone pays the bill
an upper class weirdo is something to be
an upper class weirdo is something to be

if you want to be a weirdo, it does come easy
if you want to be a weirdo, it does come easy