I believe there's only one good place to be
When you go to the mall
Old Navy
You can try a bunch of clothes that you won't buy
Just to see how they fit

'Cause there's no place that I'd go spend all my cash
Without lookin' 'round through a top-fashion stash
Old Navy, you're revolutionary
When it comes to my shopping spree
And since you're inventory's nice
I don't care about the price
I'll sample all your merchandise
All day long at Old Navy
I belong at Old Navy

I believe I need some low-ride boot-cut jeans
Or at least some flag tees
Old Navy
I can try a sweater vest in any size
Or some twill cargo pants

'Cause there's no place I'd rather buy my clothes at
A new polo shirt or a broken-in hat
Old Navy, you don't sell any Wal-Mart crap
Your music's better than the Gap
I hear you've got some new imports
I want a pair of belted shorts
So I'll look like I'm good at sports
I want flare, Old Navy
And in your store I'll run amok
I'll buy enough to fill a truck
Though your commercials really suck
I don't care, Old Navy
I'll be there at Old Navy

There's no place that I could shop and wind up so trendy
The one place that I could be so well-styled
The one place where I'm like Morgan Fairchild
The one place with all the in-things in store
The one place that one day will make me go poor
Old Navy