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Song Parodies -> "I Shook up a Coke"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Shook up a Coke"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

from the pile that were not written in moments of great inspiration
I shook up a coke
Which started the whole thing fizzing
The next thing I see--
The Coke is on me

I started to wipe
Which turned out to be so futile
It was so plain to see
That the stain was on me

I stood at the sink
Got me some ice, made me a drink
Then I poured Coke and Jack
What a nice sound, hear the ice crack

Then I finally got wired
Which started the whole room spinning
Don't give me the car
Don't give me the keys

I sat in the chair
I hope that's a cat, I'm rubbing its hair
Then I put up my feet, it's my day off
Isn't it neat

Then I drank espresso
Which started to clear the cobwebs
And my shirt's getting clean
In the wash with my jeans

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 22

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   0
 4   3
 5   17

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malcolm higgins - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
wow 5-5-5 a chick that drinks jack?? where were you when I was young and virile??
Billy Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I think this one is great! I especially like the last two lines - wraps it up very nicely.
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Shoulda drunk Pepsi. Stains come out sooner. And when Malcolm was young and virile, this song was new (1968). Don't worry, Malcolm, I can get her a deal on a DeLorean, flux capacitor fully fluxing.
Jonathan C. - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Who hasn't been spritzed on by a shower of soda pop? 5's all around.
Peregrin - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job - funny.
Diva - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute, no politics, no relgion. Good basic parody
Royce Miller - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva, I don't remember getting a comment from you before, and thanks! (as well as the others who comment, thanks)
Royce Miller - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, Malcolm, I am sure that you are still young and virile...but it's okay even if you're old and take Viagra--thanks for commenting
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Food Parody
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody of Feb-July 2003

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