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Song Parodies -> "Headed For The Buffet"
Original Song Title:
"Headed For A Heartache"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Winger
Parody Song Title:
"Headed For The Buffet"
Parody Written by:
Mikey F
The Lyrics
Dinner came and I was on my way
'cause good food I see
'cause this crap tastes like cotton
I pick what I want to eat
yeah, food was here when I came
but soon it will be all gone
your food just really sucks
so this line now I am on
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
this food just wont last, you see
Tonight I wont eat home
youre cooking is a danger
yeah it makes the oven groan
I want some food where my picks wide
my plate Ill put it on
your food just really sucks
so this line now I am on
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
all you can eat
and the money's all just about the same
Ill blend Chinese with Italian
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
your food just wont do
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
And the price is near the same
'cause good food I see
'cause this crap tastes like cotton
I pick what I want to eat
yeah, food was here when I came
but soon it will be all gone
your food just really sucks
so this line now I am on
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
this food just wont last, you see
Tonight I wont eat home
youre cooking is a danger
yeah it makes the oven groan
I want some food where my picks wide
my plate Ill put it on
your food just really sucks
so this line now I am on
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
all you can eat
and the money's all just about the same
Ill blend Chinese with Italian
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
your food just wont do
Headed for the buffet
Headed for the buffet
And the price is near the same
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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