Talking:

Oh my gosh, Homer. Look at your weight.
It's so much.
Are you on one of those see-food diets?
Your arteries must be clogged.
You only eat something because it looks like a giant schmorgazborg.
I mean, your weight.
You're just so...big.
And your stomach is so...round.
You're just...obese.
I mean, you're huge.
Well, you love those snacks.

Singing:

I like donuts, and I cannot lie.
Other pastries I will not buy.
Cause all that dough is made into goodness for your mouth
and to devastate your health.

I don't care.
Wanna try new tastes?
All that goodness gone to your waste.
My chubbyness increasing.
But please don't stop that greasing.
Oh, baby, please turn on that oven.
Bake me a dozen.

My work place that is down town
Gets donuts from the best places around.
Ooh, I feel so weak.
But if my donut knew how to speak,
Says "Eat me. Eat me. Better let that stomach meet me."

I've seen them coated.
That sugar gets me bloated.
So sweet (sweet). Eat (eat).
Dunkin' Donuts makes my life complete.
I'm tired of Krispy Kreme.
Making money is their theme.
Take the popular food chain, and I won't go.
They gotta know their dough.

So bakers (yeah). Bakers (yeah).
Do you know how to make donuts? (Oh, yeah!)
Well, bake it (bake it) bake it (bake it).
Bake me a donut.
Maybe one snack.
Maybe one snack.

I'd like a glazed with cream.
Call it the 'Yummy Supreme'.
I love all that icing.
But I'd kill for the middle.
Ain't that a riddle?

I wanna buy one now
And "Mmm"...eat it up..."Mmm...Mmm".
I don't want 'em with sprinkles.
Cuz those extra bits are there for fools.

I'm getting real big and heavy.
Now time for heavy dozing.
Arteries are closing.
Exercise is what I'm opposing.

Now I'm eating my third jelly roll.
Losing all my cool, never get full.
Can't you see all my drool?
I'll buy a donut with my soul.
A word to my favorite bakers.
I wanna good discount.
And please do not miscount.

But I gotta slow down because I need to watch
Sat-ur-a-ted fat.
Let us have a lil' chat.
Tell me, how much fat's in that?
Cuz I can either try it or diet.
But I cannot waste that taste.
Cuz I saw...a bear claw...
And it's time to use my chewing jaw.

So hurry (up). Hurry (up).
Do you want to clog up your artery (yup!).
Just take a pick.
Stuff it in.
Lick the icing off your chin.
Maybe one snack.
Maybe one snack.

Ya baby!
When it comes to goodies,
Hostess ain't exactly a part of my selection.
I assume-36-I consume.
Only if they're all free.

I bought another Boston cream-filled.
But it didn't really seem filled.
The cream filled should be put in jail
for all the people that they've killed.

I will not get billed till you make me a luscious little baked cake.

You can toss those pies and cookies,
But please don't ban donuts.
My doctors wanna help me lose weight.
I won't give up things I don't hate.
So I buy one and I eat it.
I hope my stomach will secrete it.

It's time for lunch, again?
I'll eat another, then.
My heart rates up and the pain I'm feeling.
But the taste is appealing
To the hunger pains I am confronting.
How I love icing!

Don't you forget it, or you'll regret it.
My stomach's where I'll set it.
No dieter wants to try
To eat as much dough as I.
They have twenty-eight teeth to chew it.
But they have no guts to do it.

If you think that donuts are bad,
Well, I gotta believe you are mad.
Dial 1-800-ARTERY and get the help you need.
Maybe one snack.
Maybe one snack.

Get sick to the stomach, but I want one snack.
Get sick to the stomach, but I want one snack.
Get sick to the stomach, but I want one snack.
Get sick to the stomach, but I want one snack.