Song Parodies -> "Always (Rejected)"

Original Song Title:

"Always"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Saliva

Parody Song Title:

"Always (Rejected)"

Parody Written by:

Nasty Nick

The Lyrics

I hear a voice that says "dont be so dumb" its tellin me things that i already know
are you my one and only desire
are you the reason i think
or are you the reason i cry
(ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE)

I FEEL LIKE A BIG FAT PIG
GUESS ILL PACK A FEW MORE COUPLE OF POUNDS
AND THEN ILL LOOK VERY ROUND
ITS ALL BEEN FINE UNTIL NOW
AND AS I WALK OUT THE DOOR
I CANT EVEN GET THROUGH

ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU

THE FART WRAPED AROUND MY BUTT
THEN IT TORE MY ASS APART
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
I SMELL ALL THE FUMES IN THE AIR
IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN
IT WAS ALL PART OF A PLAN
THE FART SHOOK THE WORLD
AND ALL I HERD WAS THE SOUND

I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE

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