Song Parodies -> Always (Rejected)
| Original Song Title: | "Always" |
| Original Performer: | Saliva |
| Parody Song Title: | "Always (Rejected)" |
| Parody Written by: | Nasty Nick |
I hear a voice that says "dont be so dumb" its tellin me things that i already know
are you my one and only desire
are you the reason i think
or are you the reason i cry
(ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE)
I FEEL LIKE A BIG FAT PIG
GUESS ILL PACK A FEW MORE COUPLE OF POUNDS
AND THEN ILL LOOK VERY ROUND
ITS ALL BEEN FINE UNTIL NOW
AND AS I WALK OUT THE DOOR
I CANT EVEN GET THROUGH
ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
THE FART WRAPED AROUND MY BUTT
THEN IT TORE MY ASS APART
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
I SMELL ALL THE FUMES IN THE AIR
IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN
IT WAS ALL PART OF A PLAN
THE FART SHOOK THE WORLD
AND ALL I HERD WAS THE SOUND
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE
are you my one and only desire
are you the reason i think
or are you the reason i cry
(ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE)
I FEEL LIKE A BIG FAT PIG
GUESS ILL PACK A FEW MORE COUPLE OF POUNDS
AND THEN ILL LOOK VERY ROUND
ITS ALL BEEN FINE UNTIL NOW
AND AS I WALK OUT THE DOOR
I CANT EVEN GET THROUGH
ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS-ALWAYS I GET REJECTED!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
THE FART WRAPED AROUND MY BUTT
THEN IT TORE MY ASS APART
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
I SMELL ALL THE FUMES IN THE AIR
IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN
IT WAS ALL PART OF A PLAN
THE FART SHOOK THE WORLD
AND ALL I HERD WAS THE SOUND
I LOVE YOU
YOU HATE ME
I CANT GET BY YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU HIT ME
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
I JUST CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS REJECTION
I GUESS THAT IM AS BIG AS A DOOR AND IM WELL DONE
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hey you did a good job with this song. I liked it and I too know how being rejected like that feels. 555
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