oh yeah
let me tell ya a story
about a farm cow
oh yeah

It was a, farm cow from a ranch in Texas
wondered off in2 the big city and it ate my neclace (Bling Bling)
so I jumped on it's back and I took a ride
on the big fat cow and my hat was in my eyes (Oh yea)
it was a farm cow, and was born in '96
she was pretty slow but those was some real fun road trips
a black and white cow with a cow-like attitude
chewed on my shoes and the slob was pretty rude
a daddy's cow so I had 2 watch my mouth
200 pounds that cow would eat my house
I kicked her in the ribs I'm a city kid
Imagine what would happen if poppa cow knew that I did (I did)
Oh yea

[chorus]
a farm cow bit me on the leg
got infected now Budder gotta wear a peg
[Repeat 4x]

that cow liked, leftover scraps and sleepin on cars
and fat old Betsy always bum rushed the bars
ate Escalade fenders and I couldn't relate
I'm just a concrete kid with a cow who's overweight
and her dad hated me, hhmmm, I heard him moo it
Didn't like my tattoos, pierced ears and Irish music
I wanted 2 go cow tippin' but she said I was straight trippin'
threw a towel on that cow coz the worst thing I ever seen she was strippin'
She was a country cow just in the grass grazin (Hmm)
ain't used 2 my style but she was 2 fat 2 be fazin (she ain't fazin')
A Luke Warm Boy and I'm doing my thang
I'm a kill that old farm cow
this is how I sing

[chorus]
a farm cow bit me on the leg
got infected now Budder gotta wear a peg
[Repeat 4x]

oh yeah

a farm cow hard 2 move and ate lollipops
slob shots, a buncha stomach's and pasture stops
a farm cow with them milky ways
Livin' big city nights but them country days (Ugh)
a farm cow don't understand nothin' (What)
a farm cow grass grazin and water chuggin'
a farm cow give milk 4 free
but this annoying cow still gettin killed by good old MC

u mean u that cow's dad
uh oh
run!

[chorus]
a farm cow bit me on the leg
got infected now Budder gotta wear a peg
[Repeat 4x]

oh yeah
I liked that farm cow better as a big mac