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These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.


September 1, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(You Drive Me) Crazy" Britney Spears "Lazy" "Ross Marshall"
"A Whole New World" Aladdin Soundtrack "My Hair Won't Curl" "EmiLoca"
"All the Things She Said" T.A.T.U. "All the Things She Bred" "Tinkleheimer"
"Allegheny Moon" Patti Page "Allegations True" "Malcolm Higgins"
"American Pie" Don McLean "Crisis On Infinite Earths" "Jared"
"Bye, Bye, Bye" N'Sync "Burgers and Fries" "Comedy Guy"
"China Girl" David Bowie "Myna Bird" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Daydream Believer" The Monkees "Regime Reliever" "Guy DiRito"
"Don't Be Cruel" Elvis Presley "Don't Be Fooled" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dunlavy's Castle" Clandestine "Lavatory's Castle" "Conrad MacRoberts"
"Enter Sandman" Metallica "Eating Marmite" "Hurricane64"
"Flavor Of The Week" American Hi-Fi "Flavor Of The Week" "MysteryGoat"
"For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield "For Butt It's Worth" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Freakin' It" Will Smith "Eatin' It" "MysteryGoat"
"Glycerine" Bush "Mister Clean" "Jared"
"Glycerine" Bush "Slytherin" "Jared"
"Groovin" The Rascals "Losin'" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hit Me Baby One More Time" Britney Spears "Touch Ma Booby One More Time" "Rachelle Gordon"
"Honey" Bobby Goldsboro "Bunny" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hot Legs" Rod Stewart "Snot Rag" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Hungry Like The Wolf" Duran Duran "Eaten By The Wolf" "MysteryGoat"
"Hungry Like The Wolf" Duran Duran "Mrs. Troi, It's" "Jared"
"I Heard It Through The Grapevine" Gladys Knight and The Pips "That 1-900 Hotline" "Guy DiRito"
"I Love Rock And Roll" Joan Jett & The Blackhearts "I Am On A Roll" "Jared"
"I Shot The Sheriff" Eric Clapton "I Shot Your Parrot ( But I Didn't Shoot Your Parakeet)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"If Your Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" Traditional "Cork your bat" "Daniel David Delfyette Yaccarino and Dennis Hon"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "Havin Fun" "JC2003"
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me" Billy Joel "Can't Sing At All For Beans" "MysteryGoat"
"Jack and Diane" John Cougar Mellencamp "Jayna and Zan" "Jared"
"Jack and Diane" John Cougar Mellencamp "Merry and Pip" "Jared"
"Jeremy" Pearl Jam "Zachary" "Jared"
"Let It Be" The Beatles "Lefties Be" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Let It Be" The Beatles "Tickle Me (August Chalupas Part 1)" "Wild Man"
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin "Gimmie Some Coca-Cola" "Ross Marshall"
"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes" Eddison Lighthouse "Hair Grows From Her Ears And Her Nose" "Jan Hayes"
"Love Grows Where My Rosemay Goes" Eddison Lighthouse "Hair Grows From HIS Ears And HIS Nose (male version)" "Jan Hayes"
"My Guy" Mary Wells "My Thighs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"New York, New York" Frank Sinatra "Queer Eye (You Dork, You Dork)" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Not Gonna Get Us" Tatu "Lord of the Rings version" "Sabrina"
"Oakie From Muskogee" Merle Haggard "I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies" "Guy DiRito"
"Play That Funky Music" The Monkees "Play That Monkee Music" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Put A Little Love" Jackie DeShannon "Put A Little Slug" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Rag Doll" The Four Seasons "Drag Call" "Guy DiRito"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head" B.j. Thomas "Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rawhide" Frankie Laine "Goodnight" "Jan Hayes"
"Revolution" The Beatles "Chalupa Institution ( August Chalupa Awards Part II)" "Wild Man"
"Runaway" Linkin Park "Running Prey" "Markcela"
"Sailing" Rod Stewart "Shopping" "Andy Roper"
"She Hates Me" Puddle Of Mudd "He's Dead, Jim" "Jared"
"Show Me Love" Tatu "Give Me It" "Sabrina"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains Of Wayne "Your Mom" "Dylan G. (Silent Nature)"
"Straight From The Heart" Bryan Adams "Straight Through The Heart" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Teddy Bear (Let Me Be Your)" Elvis Presley "Tony Blair (Let Him Be Your)" "LucidLupin LeeBee"
"The Dope Show" Marylin Manson "The Pope Show" "Ross Marshall"
"The Reflex" Duran Duran "The Slobzfest" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Valleri" The Monkees "Mallory" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What's My Age Again?" Blink 182 "Where's That Ape Again?" "Jared"
"Wide Open Spaces" Dixie Chicks "Variety of Maces" "Tinkleheimer"
"With You" Shaggy and Scooby-Doo "Future House" "T.J. Spindler"
"Young Girl" Gary Puckett And The Union Gap "Hung Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" John Mayer "Saddam's Palace Is A Wasteland" "Tim Keiffer"
"the Unicorn" The Irish Rovers "The Flugelhorn" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 2, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"25 Hours A Day" The Hooters "24 Hours Away" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"A Sight For Sore Eyes" M People "A Site For Clamped Thighs" "Lucidlupin Leebee"
"A Taste Of Honey" The Beatles "A Wasted Bunny" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Baby I'm a Want You" Bread "Maybe I'll a Hunt You (The un-PC Safari Song)" "Merry & Pippin"
"Better Man" Pearl Jam "Bedouin" "Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Conga" Gloria Estefan "Conga Line to the Crapper" "Jason C. Reeher"
"Dawn Of The Dead" Murderdolls "Day Of The Fred" "Hurricane64"
"Dust in the Wind" Kansas "Bust Has Been Thinned" "Merry & Pippin"
"Emotion" Samantha Sang / with Bee Gees backup vocals "Emoicons ( Emotion Icons)" "Diva"
"Get The Party Started" Pink "Get Me To The Bathroom" "Jazzbone"
"Go All The Away" The Raspberries "Go The Hell Away" "Negative Sailboat"
"History Never Repeats" Split Enz "KFC Always Repeats" "Merry & Pippin"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "I Sniff Glue" "A Girl Named Bob"
"King Of The Road" Roger Miller "Mufreesboro" "Adagio"
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Polka" "Loose Bruce Kerr"
"My Boyfriend's Back" The Shirelles "My 'roids Came Back" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Never My Love" The Association "Leather, My Love" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Points of Authority (Demo)" Linkin Park "Points of Geography" "Markcela"
"Pretty Flamingo" Manfred Mann "Sh*tty Flamingos" "Merry & Pippin"
"Riders on the Storm" The Doors "Charles Bronson Died" "Adam Bernstein"
"So Happy Together" The Turtles "So Slappy Together" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Teenager In Love" Dion And The Belmonts "Three Acres Of Drugs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Thank You For Loving Me" Bon Jovi "Take Those Stone Tabs Away" "Lewd Kids on the Block"
"Then Came You" Spinners Featuring Dionne Warwick "No Thanks To You" "Toafitu Petaia"
"We Didn't Start The Fire" Billy Joel "Vote For the Terminator" "Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Where Is The Love?" Black Eyed Peas "Where Is The Love?" "Static"
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling" Righteous Brothers "We've Lost That Silly Season" "Jim A"

September 3, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"All My Lovin'" Beatles "All My Laundry" "Fthiefcatcher"
"All My Lovin'" Beatles "All My Laundry" "Fthiefcatcher"
"All Star" Smash Mouth "Retard" "KaiserMonkey"
"Calling All Angels" Train "Hauling Oak Tables" "Ethan Mawyer"
"City of New Orleans" Johnny Cash "City of Minas Tirith" "Frodo Baggins"
"Faint" Linkin Park "Drunk" "Doc"
"Henry The Eighth I Am" Herman's Hermits "Preparation" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Henry The Eighth" Herman's Hermits "I'm Anemone The Eighth" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Henry The Eighth" Herman's Hermits "I'm Anemone The Eighth" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "I Need Food" "Mikerz"
"Ignition (remix)" R-Kelly "The Remix To The Remix Of Ignition" "Pimp Master SS"
"It's The End Of The World" Skeeter Davis "It's The Ends That You Curl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lowrider" WAR "Rugdriver (Part 2)" "Fitu Petaia"
"Mr. Bo Jangles" Nitty Gritty Dirt Band "Mr. Boat Anchors" "Ken Willmott"
"One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)" Disney "One Jump Ahead of the Taxman" "Alex Zander"
"Prince Ali (Aladdin)" Disney "Make Way For The Prince Of Darkness" "Alex Zander"
"Put A Little Love In Your Heart" Jackie Delshannon "Put A Little Slug In His Heart" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Put A Little Love In Your Heart" Jackie Delshannon "Put A Little" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reeling In the Years" Steely Dan "Stealing Stuff at Sears" "Michael Pacholek"
"Ring of Fire" Johnny Cash "Ring of Sauron" "Frodo Baggins"
"So Far Away" Staind "So High Today" "Stephanie"
"Stairway to Heaven" Led Zeppelin "Jerry Springer" "Adam Bernstein"
"The Letter" The Box Tops "I'm Better" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Wanderer" Dion And The Belmonts "A Rambler" "Malcolm Higgins"
"These Boots Are Made For Walkin" Nancy Sinatra "Old Coots Are Great For Talkin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We Three Kings" Traditional Christmas "We Three Chinks" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Where Is The Love" Black Eyed Peas "Hate Is Enough" "Cres!Cres!"
"Windy" The Association "Bundy" "Guy DiRito"

September 4, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Adam's Song" Blink 182 "McDonald's Song" "Infectedlildude"
"Autumn Leaves" Nat King Cole "Some Dogs Have Fleas" "Cathy Almeida"
"Back in the USSR" Beatles "Back Into USSR" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Bad To The Bone" George Thorogood "Fuddian Cwone" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Blue Collar Man" Styx "Terrapin Fan" "Jeff Reuben"
"Cabaret" Liza Minelli "Killer Ray" "Phil Alexander"
"Cherry Chery" Neil Diamond "Hairy Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Conquistador" Procol Harum "Terminator" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" Dionne Warwick "Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez?" "Royce Miller"
"Go Your Own Way" Fleetwood Mac "Own Your Own Sleigh" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Good Bye Yellow Brick Road" Elton John "Welcome To Adagio" "Diva and Wild Man"
"Head Strong" Trapt "Hotdog" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Hero" Enrique Iglesias "Dinner Problems" "Psychotic pooch"
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off The Work We Go" "Dwarven War Song" "Frodo Baggins"
"Hush" Deep Purple "Hash" "Stonehead"
"I Am The Walrus" Beatles "I Am The Balrog" "Frodo Baggins"
"I Got You" Split Enz "I Got Flu" "Merry & Pippin"
"Kryptonite" 3 Doors Down "Superfriends" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Light My Fire" The Doors "National Enquire" "Guy DiRito"
"Love Power" Dionne Warwick/Jeffrey Osborne "Gunpowder" "Royce Miller"
"People Are Strange" The Doors "Underwear Change" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Pop Goes The World" Men Without Hats "Pop Rules The World" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Renegade" Styx "Lemonade" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Sleep When I'm Dead" Bon Jovi "The Sleep Deprivation Anthem" "Starlette Victory"
"Smoke in the Water" Deep Purple "Mismatching Pointer" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Soak Up the Sun" Sheryl Crowe "Shoot Up Saddam" "Jayemel"
"Spy it" Noles "Bryant" "T.J. Spindler"
"The Hippopotamus Song" Flanders and Swann "The Nosferatu Song" "Phil Alexander"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart (Dance Version)" Jan Wayne "Totally Blitzed By A Turd" "Smurfario"
"U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer "I Can't Take This" "Jayemel"
"Urgent" Foreigner "Urchin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Venus" Shocking Blue/Bananarama "Andross" "Andrea Huckstep"
"Yellow Submarine" Beatles "Nazi Submarine" "Inspired by Das Boot"

September 5, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Aquarius" Fifth Dimension "Barbarians" "Merry & Pippin"
"Baby I Love Your Way" Peter Frampton "Baby I Love Your Grey" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bad" Michael Jackson "Back (bragging by Arnold Schwarzenegger)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Bring Me to Life" Evenesence "Bring Me to Life (Buffy Remix)" "The Marsters of Disaster"
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" Cher "Losers, Chokes & Flops" "Michael Pacholek"
"Homeward Bound" Simon & Garfunkel "Upward Bound" "Jim A"
"Hot Blooded" Foreigner "House Flooded" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"I BElieve I Can Fly and in The Club" R. Kelly and 50 Cent "I Believe I Can Poo" "mroyboy"
"I'll Be Seeing You" "I'll Be Treeing You" "Royce Miller"
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries" Meredith Willson "Pine Cones and Halle Berry" "Spaff.com"
"Over My Head" Sum 41 "(College Is) Over My Head" "neminem"
"Picture" Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow "Ugly Picture" "BLO-TOWN"
"Ramblin' Man" Allman Brothers "Scramblin' Man" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Seasons in the Sun" Terry Jacks "Simpson's Just For Fun" "Guy DiRito"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Eric Cartman" "Zak Randall"
"Super Freak" Rick James "Super Geek" "Milktruck"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Disney "The 'One Guy' Song" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Bonnie Tyler "Totally Blitzed with Pine Tar" "Michael Pacholek"
"Under the Sea" The Little Mermaid Soundtrack "Let Arwen Be" "EmiLoca"
"Why Not?" Hilary Duff "I'm Hot" "Jayemel"
"You Oughta Know" Alanis Morrissette "Jerry Springer part #1" "T.J. Spindler"

September 6, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Another Day In Paradise" Phil Collins "Our Blood Was Drained By Parasites" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Band On The Run" Wings "Saddam On The Run" "Static"
"California Sun" Ramones "(Sadaam) We Already Killed Your Sons" "Freedom Rock"
"Citizen Erased" Muse "Sorry, I Mistaked" "Double ohhh"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Incarcerated" "Jayemel"
"Hobo swing" John Jacobson, Kirby Shaw "Hobo swing Remix" "Hey man"
"Hot in Herre" Nelly "The Eskimo Song" "Comedy Guy"
"How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?" Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart?" "Royce Miller"
"Hunger Strike (goin' hungry)" Temple of the Dog "Lewinsky Night (bill's * )" "Guitarist220"
"I Need To Know" Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers "I Need To Mow" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Indiana Wants Me" R. Dean Taylor "Indiana Haunts Me" "Guy DiRito"
"Nothing compares 2 U" Sinead O´Connor "Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Secret Agent Man" Toasters/Johnny Rivers "Secret Asian Man" "Static"
"Serpentine Fire" Earth Wind and Fire "Turpentine Fire" "Toafitu Petaia"
"Sk8r Boi" Avril Lavigne "Altyr Boi" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Skater Boy" Avril Lavigne "Smelly Girl" "Sarah Swanson"
"These Boots Are Made For Walking" Nancy Sinatra "These Truths Are Made For Talking" "Michael Pacholek"
"We've Got Tonight" Bob Seger "We've Got Termites" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Wouldn't It Be Lovely (My Fair Lady)" Andy Williams "She Is Really Rubbery" "Jan Hayes"
"Your Mother Should Know" The Beatles "The Public Should Know" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 8, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Across The Universe" The Beatles "A Cross Dress Universe" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" Heart "All I Wanna Do Is Kill Pikachu" "wdh"
"Band On The Run" Wings "Spam On a Bun" "Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Blinded by the Light" Bruce Springsteen/ Manfred Mann "Call Him Violent Mike (Tyson)" "Jay W"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Outdated" "Jack Wilson"
"Easier to Run" Linkin Park "Easier to Die (If you'd let me)" "Gabz_LP"
"Gimme All Your Lovin" Z Z Top "Gimme All Your Muffins" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Grease" The Four Seasons "Geese" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Am The Walrus" Beatles "I Crashed My Touris" "Michael Florio"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly "I Believe I Am High" "Derekpac Shakur"
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Jimmy Boyd "Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?" "Spaff.com"
"I Was Made For Lovin You Baby" Kiss "I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Bad" Michael Jackson "I'm Pink" "Sarah Swanson"
"I'm Just a Bill" School House Rock "I'm Just a Jobber" "Cherrios"
"Like Humans Do" David Byrne "Like Humans Do Remix" "Hey man"
"Lose Yourself" Eminem "Steal It Joe" "Sarah Swanson"
"Love In Store" Fleetwood Mac "Shrub Is Sore" "William Tong"
"Ma Belle Amie" The Tee Set "Ma Bell And Me" "Guy DiRito"
"More" Andy Williams "War" "William Tong"
"O Canada" Calixa Lavilee "O BC" "Hey man"
"O Canada" Calixa Lavalee "O Vancouver" "Hey man"
"Paperback Writer" Beatles "Paperback Citer (Classroom Opera Number 7)" "Michael Florio"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head" B.J Thomas "Dreadlocks Keep Growin From My Head (mahn)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ruby Tuesday" Rolling Stones "Governer Gray" "Charlie Decker"
"Shattered" Rolling Stones "Fatter" "Charlie Decker"
"Skater boy" Aril Lavigne "Smelly girl" "Sarz Sampsanight"
"So Yesterday" Hilary Duff "Morning Commute" "David Jensen"
"The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" Gordon Lightfoot "The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald" "Johnny D"
"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" Nancy Sinatra "Those Snoots Have Kept You Walkin'" "Royce Miller"
"Uptown Girl" Billy Joel "Flying Squirrel" "MysteryGoat"
"What Dreams Are Made Of" Hilary Duff "What Beans Are Made Of" "David Jensen"
"Whats My Age Again?" Blink 182 "Whats My Name Again?" "Cosmic"
"When I'm Gone" 3 Doors Down "Gone" "MysteryGoat"
"Where Have All The Good People Gone?" Sam Roberts "Where Have All My Supporters Gone?" "Ryan Quinn"
"Winchester Cathedral" The New Vaudeville Band "The Left Are So Evil" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 9, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"As Time Goes By" Dooley Wilson from Casablanca "On Prime Time Live" "Guy DiRito"
"Bad Company" Bad Company "Bad Parodies" "Bob Gomez"
"Bye Bye Bye" N'SYNC "Fry Fry Fries" "Jack Wilson"
"Call Me The Breeze" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Covered In Fleas" "The Great Karlando"
"Fernando" Abba "The Manual" "Jim A"
"Folsom Prison Blues" Johnny Cash "Atkins Diet Blues" "Gabriel Holmes"
"How Deep Is Your Love" The Bee Gees "Out There In The Snow" "Thomas Quelle"
"I Love Rock n' Roll" Joan Jett "I Love PS2" "Little Lion"
"If I Were A Rich Man" Zero Mostel "Like, I Am A Cellphone" "Adagio"
"Like a Rolling Stone" Bob Dylan "Schwarzenegger Got Stoned" "Adam Bernstein"
"Mama Told Me (Not To Come)" Three Dog Night "That Osama's Such A Scum" "Guy DiRito"
"On And On" Steven Bishop "Onto Braun" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Puff The Magic Dragon" Peter, Paul, and Mary "Cincinnati Bengals" "Tim Hall"
"Run Like Hell" Pink Floyd "Run Like Hell (Slasher Version)" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Sharp Dressed Man" Z Z Top "A Sharpton's Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Son Of A Preacherman" Dusty Springfield "Run Of The Lieberman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Subterrerian Homesick Blues" Bob Dylan "Suburban Neighborhood Blues" "Tim Hall"
"The Night That The Lights Went Out in Georgia" Vickie Lawrence "The Night ThatThe Lights Went Out In The Northeast" "Mary C. Fairbanks"
"We are the World" Michael Jackson/USA for Africa "We are the Borg" "Steven Cavanagh"
"You Suck" Paid today "Redsox" "T.J. Spindler"
"You Wish" Lalaine "Use Wisk" "David Jensen"

September 10, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Beat It" Michael Jackson "Heat It" "Zak Randall"
"Heartache Tonight" The Eagles "Fart Raid Tonight" "The Great Karlando"
"Hot in Herre" Nelly "Rotton Herre Part 2" "T.J. Spindler"
"I Can't Be Your Lover" Claudia Beni "I Can't Stop The Eating" "Debra"
"I Want it that Way" The Backstreet Boys "I Want Some Subway" "Comedy Guy"
"In The End" Linkin Park "The Champ" "Markcela"
"Morning Has Broken" Cat Stevens "Water Has Broken" "Tim Hall"
"Old Time Rock & Roll" Bob Seger "Old Time Billy Joel" "lebeiW15"
"On The Road Again" Willie Nelson "Don't Download Again" "William Tong"
"Part Time Lover" Stevie Wonder "Half Time Karate" "Fitu Petaia"
"Right Thurr" Chinggy "Rice Thurr" "Dj_Peter_Griffin"
"Summer Nights" Oliva Newton John & John Travolta "Monday Nights" "Diva & Wild Man"
"Superstition" Stevie Wonder "Super Stickin" "Royce Miller"
"These Boots Are Made For Walking" Nancy Sinatra "Three Cops I Saw Jaywalking" "Michael Pacholek"
"Tragedy" Marc Anthony "Travesty" "Michael Pacholek"
"Who'll Stop The Rain" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Screw Your Campaign" "Guy DiRito"

September 12, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"( I Will Walk)500 Miles" The Proclaimers "( I Will Swap) 500 Files" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Across The Universe" The Beatles "A Boss That You Can Curse" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Alabama Song" The Doors "Snickers" "The Great Karlando"
"Bandages" Hot Hot Heat "Ben & Jerry's" "M.S.G"
"Better Man" Robbie Williams "Better Can" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Blame it on Midnight" Bob Seger "Blame it on the Tight Pants" "Allison P."
"Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain" Willie Nelson "New Lies From The Left Again" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Brand New Key" Melanie "Brand New Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Candle in the Wind" Elton John "I've got H.I.V" "wdh"
"Chatanooga Choo Choo" Glenn Miller "Democratic Boo Boo" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Daddy's Home" Shep And The Limelites "Daddy's Stoned" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dedicated To The One I Love" Mamas And Papas "Dedicated To The One Eyed Lug" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dogsong" Hedkold "Dogsong" "Hedkold"
"Drive My Car" The Beatles "(Jose You Can) Drive My Car" "Trolleleven"
"Drops of Jupiter" Train "COPS" "Darren J. Godbold"
"Edelweiss" Sound Of Music Soundtrack "Bad Advice" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Elected" Alice Cooper "Rejected" "The Great Karlando"
"Evil Ways" Santana "Weevil Face" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fiesta" R. Kelly and Jay Z "Fiesta (Molester)" "Gogo Gadget"
"First Date" Blink 182 "School Sux" "infectedlildude"
"Friend Like Me (Aladdin)" Disney "Friend Like Me (Slim Shady)" "Alex Zander"
"Green Eggz And Ham (Shorty Suess Vesion)" Hailing "Slammed (Smokerz Version)" "Pimpstar"
"Guantanamera" The Sandpipers "Cruz Bustamante" "Bob Gomez"
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Have You Always Been This Lame?" "Guy DiRito"
"Heard It Through The Grapevine" Marvin Gaye "Heard It On A Dateline" "Malcolm Higgins"
"House of the Rising Sun" The Animals "House of the Golden Arch" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Can See Clearly Now" Johnny Nash "'Fraid I See Weirdly Now" "Adagio"
"I Hear You Knocking" Dave Edmunds "I Hear You Rocking" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Second That Emotion" Smokey Robinson "I Second That Demotion" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Write The Songs" Barry Manilow "They Swiped Our Songs" "William Tong"
"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" Warren Zevon "I'll Sleep When I'm Done (with this programming assignment)" "neminem"
"Kicked In The Teeth" AC/DC "Stopped at the Pearly Gates" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"King Of The Road" Roger Miller "Slingin A Load" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Bob Dylan "Oil in Cheney's Core" "Jay W"
"Lady Madonna" The Beatles "Two Grieving Mamas" "Melhi"
"Leader Of The Pack" The Shangri Las "(Their) Leader's Talkin Crap" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Leader Of The Pack" The Shangri Las "Lieberman's On Crack" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Long Cool Woman" The Hollies "Short Fat Woman" "Smurf"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor" "Royce Miller"
"Lowrider" WAR "Nastydriver" "Fitu Petaia"
"MacArthur Park" Richard Harris "My Car Won't Start" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Objection" Shakira "Objection (to The Election)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Poem" Tap Root "Lawn Cutter" "Freedom Rock"
"Ramblin' Man" The Allman Brothers Band "Gamblin' Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Ramblin' Man" The Allman Brothers Band "Gobblin' Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Ray Of Light" Madonna "Canucks And Avs Are In A Dogfight" "Ryan Harder"
"Renegade" Styx "Wrong Decade" "Claude Prez"
"Return To Sender" Elvis Presley "We're On A Bender" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Riot Girl" Good Charlotte "Fry Up Girl" "Nikki McFarlane"
"Sharing The Night Together" Dr Hook "We're On The Right Together" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She Hates Me" Puddle Of Mudd "Happy Easter" "MegZy"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Mary Poppins "BigAndStupidTroublemakersAreRetardedDopeheads!" "Static"
"TNT" AC/DC "G.O.P." "Malcolm Higgins"
"That's the Way (I Like It)" KC & The Sunshine Band "This Is The Way (I Hate It)" "Fitu Petaia"
"The Animals Went In Two By Two" Traditional "A Man I Used To Know" "Anoniemouse"
"The Boxer" Simon and Garfunkel "The Liar" "Charlie Decker"
"True Faith" New Order "True Waste" "Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"U Got It Bad" Usher "U Gotta Crap" "iluvusher"
"Up Around The Bend" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Come On Quit Breakin' Wind" "Guy DiRito"
"Wake Up Little Susie" The Everly Brothers "Want My Little Debbie" "Zak Randall"
"Whiskey in the Jar" Thin Lizzy "Frisky in the Bar" "Phil Alexander"
"Wolly Bully" Sam and Sham & The Pharoahs "Knifey Wifey" "Zak Randall"
"Y.M.C.A." The Village People "R.I.A.A." "William Tong"
"You Really Got Me" Van Halen "I'm Not Really Hungry" "Zak Randall"
"You Suck" Paid Today "Cops" "djstorm"

September 15, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Place For My Head" Linkin Park "A Space for my Shed" "Mr Greig"
"Abraham, Martin, and John" Dion "Bob, Warren, and John" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Monty Python "Always Look From The Right Side At Life" "Malcolm Higgins"
"American Pie" Don McLean "Straight-Living Guy" "Michael Pacholek"
"American Woman" The Guess Who "Hey, Anakin's Woman" "Michael Pacholek"
"Angel of the Morning" Merilee Rush & the Turnabouts "Angels In the Mourning" "Michael Pacholek"
"As Tears Go By" Marianne Faithful "As Queers Go By" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Auf Wiedersehen" Cheap Trick "Recalling Gray" "Alex Murray"
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" Jim Croce "Bad, Bad Big Hurt Frank" "Michael Pacholek"
"Ben" Michael Jackson "Ben (Farewell from J. Lo)" "Bubba"
"Black Magic Woman" Santana "Fire Breathing Dragon" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Boys and Girls" Good Charlotte "Freddy And Jason" "Hello"
"Burning Up" Kylie Minogue "Burning Lunch" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Centerfold" J Geils Band "Gettin' Old" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Close To You" The Carpenters "Grossed By You" "Christopher Sutler"
"Crawling in the Dark" Hoobastank "Drive thru Troubles" "SaraL"
"Day Tripper" Beatles "Jack Tripper" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come)" Norah Jones "Don't Know Why (I Made That Call)" "Michael Pacholek"
"Don't Look Back" Boston "Don't Cook Crack" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Double Vision" Foreigner "Bubblicious" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Eye In The Sky" Alan Parsons Project "Spy Versus Spy" "Guy DiRito"
"Falls on Me" Fuel "Falls on Me" "Chris Z"
"Folsom Prison Blues" Johnny Cash "Wholesome Prison Blues" "Michael Pacholek"
"Garden Party" Ricky Nelson "Drinkin' party" "Michael Florio"
"Georgia On My Mind" Hoagy Carmichael "Georgia In a Bind" "Michael Pacholek"
"Get Rhythm" Johnny Cash "Ballad Of Johnny Cash" "Jeff Wilder"
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" Bee Gees "Why Can't I Send These Christmas Cards" "Michael Florio"
"I Don't Like Mondays" The Boomtown Rats "I Don't Like Sundaes" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Don't Like Mondays" The Boomtown Rats "I Don't Wipe Somedays" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Love The Night Life" Alicia Bridges "I Love The Right Life" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Walk The Line" Johnny Cash "I'm Out Of Time ( The Johnny Cash Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Won't Last A Day Without You" The Carpenters "I Won't Last A Day Without Dew" "David Jensen"
"I'd Do (Anything)" Simple Plan "I Lost Everything" "MysteryGoat"
"I'm A Beliver" Smash Mouth "Here's A List Of Our Problems" "Doktor"
"I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "I'm All Dyke" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart" Eric Clapton "I Gotta Walk And Go Fart" "Malcolm Higgins"
"In too Deep" Sum 41 "Programming" "SaraL"
"Innocent Eyes" Delta Goodrem "Gamer's Demise" "Darren J. Godbold"
"Jackie Onassis" Mellencamp "Chicks With Fat Asses" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jesus Love me" Hymn "Allah Loves Me" "Pete-o"
"Jim Dandy" Black Oak Arkansas "Slick Willy" "Bubba"
"Keep On Rocking In The Free World" Neil Young "Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Killer Queen" Queen "Filter Queen" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Kokomo" The Beach Boys "Ringolos" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Leaving On A Jet Plane" John Denver "Sleeping on a Jet Plane" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Life In The Fast Lane" The Eagles "Life In The Left Lane" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lodi" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Slow Guy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Loose Yourself" Eminem "The Sims Online Song" "TheSim Keeper"
"Lowrider" WAR "Low Rider Driver" "Fitu Petaia"
"Magic" Pilot "Tragic" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Monkey Man" Rolling Stones "Honkey Man" "Charlie Decker"
"Mrs. Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter" Herman's Hermits "Mrs. Brown, I Just Ordered This Whopper" "Jack Wilson"
"My Town" Montgomery Gentry "My Town" "Cherrios"
"Nights In White Satin" Moody Blues "Amiright Hassles" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Numb" Linkin Park "Bum" "Mr Greig"
"P.I.M.P." 50 cent "(Duck) T-A-P-E" "Krooked K"
"Part Time Lover" Stevie Wonder "Half Time Film" "Fitu Petaia"
"Radar Love" Golden Earring "Radar Guns" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Romeo's Tune" Steve Forbert "Dubya's Tune" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Runaround Sue" Dion "Underground Sued" "William Tong"
"She's a Lady" Tom Jones "He's a Shady" "Michael Pacholek"
"Stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again" Bob Dylan "Stuck Inside An Automobile In The Deep Ocean Again" "Phil Nelson"
"Sugarcoat" Breaking Benjamin "Highspeed-Load" "Kristofer"
"Suicide Blonde" Inxs "Suicide Bomb" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Superman(It's Not Easy)" Five For FIghting "SlingBlade (It's Not Easy)" "Cherrios"
"Sweet Emotion" Aerosmith "Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Thank God I'm A Country Boy" John Denver "Ain't Got Me A Bungee Cord" "Claude Prez"
"The Ballad of John and Yoko" The Beatles "The Ballad of Bush and Kofi" "Charlie Decker"
"The Israelites" Desmond Dekker and The Aces "The Andalusite" "Adagio"
"The Man In Black" Johnny Cash "The Man In Black Is Gone" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Veggietales) "The Gorons Who Don't Do Anything" "Mongoose Dog Kami"
"The Real Slim Shady" Eminem "Slim Shady" "T.J. Spindler"
"The Show Must Go On" Queen "Exams Must Come" "Sweet Indigo"
"The Streak" Ray Stevens "The Greek (jimmy The Greek, That Is)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Winner Takes it All" ABBA "Bill Clinton Blues(That Sinner makes the Law)" "wdh"
"Those Were the Days" Mary Hopkin "Those Were the A's" "Michael Pacholek"
"Up Around The Bend" Creedence Clearwater Revival "(We're Goin) Up And Down Again" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What I Go To School For" Busted "What I Gotta Poo For" "Lozzie R"
"With You" Linkin Park "Got Flu" "Mr Greig"
"Yesterday Once More" The Carpenters "Pester Me Once More" "Merry & Pippin"
"Ymca" The Village People "Midol Free Day" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 16, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"30,000 Pounds of Bananas" Harry Chapin "30 Months of Proof He's Bananas" "Michael Pacholek"
"A Horse with No Name" America "Some Morse with no Brain" "Ken Willmott"
"A Little Help From My Friends" The Beatles "With or Without Girlfriends" "Royce Miller"
"Baby Come Back" Player "Baby, I'm Back" "William Tong"
"Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor! Doctor!)" Robert Palmer "Bad Case Of Loving You (Dr. Pepper)" "Michael Hack"
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bat Newt Rising" "William Tong"
"Black Water" Doobie Brothers "Bad Water" "William Tong"
"Blue Skies" Irving Berlin "Ones Guy" "neminem"
"Blue Suede Shoes" Elvis Presley "Boot That Newt" "William Tong"
"Bridge Over Troubled Water" Simon & Garfunkel "Barge On Polluted Water" "William Tong"
"Bring It On Home to Me" Sam Cooke "Bring 'Em On Home, Thome" "Michael Pacholek"
"Can't Buy My Love" The Beatles "Can't Buy My Vote" "William Tong"
"Colors of the Wind" Whitney Houston "Stupid Wind" "Paul Morton"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Overdecorated" "Spaff.com"
"Congratulations" Cliff Richards "Commiserations" "Jim A"
"Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" The Spinners "Could They All Be Following Newt" "William Tong"
"Courage.. My Word" Tragically Hip "Slurring.. My Words" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Curly Shuffle" Jump 'N The Saddle Band "Furlough Shuffle" "William Tong"
"Down On The Corner" Creedence Clearwater Revival "I Aughta Warn 'er" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Eight Days A Week" The Beatles "Eight Bucks A Week" "William Tong"
"Eleanor Rigby" The Beatles "Aw Tawt Aw Taw a Putty Tat" "Steve Kalafut"
"Evil Ways" Santana "Dirty Shorts" "Michael Hack"
"Folsom Prison Blues" Johnny Cash "Wholesome Kitchen Blues" "Roland Essaff"
"Fool On The Hill" "Fool On The Hill" "William Tong"
"For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield "For What It's Worth 2003" "Steve Kalafut"
"Get Back" The Beatles "GOPAC" "William Tong"
"Get Back" The Beatles "Get Back" "William Tong"
"Get Ready" The Temptations "Get Ready" "William Tong"
"Great Balls of Fire" Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Sewage" "William Tong"
"Heartbreak Hotel" Elvis Presley "Budgetary Hell" "William Tong"
"Heartbreak Hotel" Elvis Presley "Cry Baby" "William Tong"
"Hurt" Nine Inch Nails "Burnt (Mcdonald's version)" "Joel Dent"
"I Walk the Line" Johnny Cash "Johnny Cash's Computer" "Michael Pacholek"
"Kansas City" Wilbert Harrison "Ban The Cities" "William Tong"
"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" Ella Fitzgerald "Ben Called The Whole Thing Off" "Bob Gomez"
"Main Street" Bob Seger "K Street" "Guy DiRIto"
"Mr. Tambourine Man" Byrds "Mr. Bob Dylan" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"My Own Summer (shove it)" Deftones "My Own Sentry (TFC)" "Joel Dent"
"Old Time Rock And Roll" Bob Seger "Hard Line Robert Dole" "William Tong"
"Only You" The Platters "Only You" "Royce Miller"
"Pepper" Butthole Surfers "Pepper (the TFC 1.0 Remix)" "Joel Dent"
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" The Offspring "Pretty Fly for an Old Guy" "Comedy Guy"
"Rockin' Pneumonia, Boogie Woogie Flu" "Buchanan's Gonna Fall" "William Tong"
"San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair)" Scott McKenzie "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Hard Hat On Your Hair)" "Michael Pacholek"
"Soul Man" Sam & Dave "Dole Man" "William Tong"
"Star Trekking" The Firm "Ring Questing" "Phil Alexander"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Julie Andrews "Dupes In California Wishing To Replace Gray Davis" "William Tong"
"The Game of Love" Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders "The Game of Will" "William Tong"
"The Rose" Bette Midler "Pete Rose" "Michael Pacholek"
"Twilight Zone" Golden Earring "Riot Zone" "AmethystFire"
"Underneath Your Clothes (There's an endless story)" Shakira "Underneath Your Clothes (There's a hairy body)" "Jennifer C."
"Video Killed The Radio Star" Buggles "Video Killed Your Workers Comp Claim" "pkbites"
"Waiting for Tonight" Jennifer Lopez "Wedding Bells Won't Chime" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Welcome Back" John Sebastian "Diamondback" "Michael Pacholek"
"Werewolves of London" Warren Zevon "Werewolves of Alabama" "Steve Kalafut"
"Whats My Name In Again" Blink 182 "Whats My Name In French?" "Infectedlildude"
"When You're In Love (with A Beautiful Woman)" Dr. Hook "When You're Real Drunk (on A Sunday Morning)" "pkbites"

September 17, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Always a Woman to Me" Billy Joel "All Like Iraqis to Me" "Bruce V. Brownfield"
"Auld maid in a Garrit" Traditional "Barrat hoose song" "Bob Ferguson"
"Beautiful" Christina Agulara "HIV (The Lopez-Mercury Song)" "J.Marie"
"Carry On My Wayward Son" Kansas "Carry On, Now Lieberman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cherry Hill Park" Billy Joe Royal "Kerry's A Dork" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Come Sail Away" Styx "Some Wail Away" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dirty Old Town" Ewan McColl "Dirty old Time" "Bob Ferguson"
"Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" Bob Dylan "Don't Think Twice, Vote Bush Out" "Tim Hall"
"Gay Bar" Electric Six "Tow Bar" "ed"
"Go All The Way" Raspberries/Eric Carmen "Just Wants Delay" "Guy DiRito"
"Hard Habit To Break" Chicago "Hard Haddock To Fake" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Haughs o' Cromdale" Traditional "The Tomboy" "Bob Ferguson"
"Hungry Like The Wolf" Duran Duran "Hungry Like A Hog" "Tom"
"I Feel Fine" The Beatles "Is That Their Nine?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm A Believer" The Monkeys "I'm a Streaker" "Darren J. Godbold"
"It's the End of the World as We Know It" R.E.M. "One Ring (Lord of the Rings)" "Megan Ann Miller"
"Jeopardy" Greg Kihn "Cavity" "Zak Randall"
"Let It Be" The Beatles "G.O.P" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Loch Lomond" Traditional "Bonnie nip's o' Whisky" "Bob Ferguson"
"Loch Lomond" Traditional "Loch Lomond Holidays" "Bob Ferguson"
"Nellie the Elephant" Toy Dolls "Saddam the Psychopath" "Phil Alexander"
"Objection" Shakira "Protection" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Partytown" Glenn Frey "Mafia" "Freedom Rock"
"Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35" Bob Dylan "Tax Day Woman #4 & 15" "Steve Kalafut and Earl Appleby"
"Ramblin' Rose" Nat King Cole "Willy's Nose" "Royce Miller"
"Red Red Wine" Neil Diamond "Dead Head Nine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rose Garden" Lynn Anderson "Al Sharpton" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Taxman" The Beatles "Taxgrab" "Malcolm Higgins"
"This Flight Tonight" Nazareth "The Flight To Right" "Malcolm Higgins"
"This Time" Bryan Adams "This Slime" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Throw Away Your Television" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Throw Away Your Politician" "The Lost Dude thelostdude@hotmail.com"
"We Are The Champions" "I Am A Fugitive" "Freedom Rock"
"We Are The Champions" Queen "We Are The Bengals" "Freedom Rock"
"Young And Restless" Prism "Hung And Breasted" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 18, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"96 Tears" Ray And The Mysterians "Mighty Sick Steers" "Malcolm Higins"
"A Spoonful of Sugar" Mary Poppins "A Roomful of Monkeys" "Phil Alexander"
"Arkansas" Roger Miller "Bill's Moving Back To Arkansas" "Tom"
"Bad Company" Bad Company "Bad Referees" "Diva & Wild Man"
"Barbie Girl" Aqua "Gerber Girl (A baby's song) part one" "T.J. Spindler"
"Bo Weevil" Traditional "He's Evil" "William Tong"
"Calendar Girl" Neil Sedaka "Wallenda Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Bushlicker" "Political Prankster"
"Fat Bottomed Girls" Queen "Hard Rockin Boys" "ziggy_duranduran"
"God Bless The USA" American Idol "Saddam Hussein Is Gay" "Static"
"Hang On Sloopy" The McCoys "Hang On Poopies" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Have a Cigar" Pink Floyd "Have a Cigar, Monica" "Bubba"
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" The Hollies "He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother" "Royce Miller"
"Help Me Rhonda" The Beach Boys "Help Me Fondle" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hey Jude" The Beatles "Hey Newt" "William Tong"
"Hit The Road, Jack" Ray Charles "Hit The Road, Newt" "William Tong"
"Honesty" Billy Joel "Amnesty" "Malcolm Higgins"
"House of the Rising Sun" The Animals "House of the White-Haired One" "William Tong"
"I Call Your Name" The Beatles "You're All The Same(political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man" Muddy Waters "House Republican" "William Tong"
"Johnny B. Goode" Chuck Berry "Johnny No Code" "Ken Willmott"
"Last Resort" Papa Roach "Constipation" "Comedy Guy"
"Let it Be" The Beatles "GOP" "John Harvey"
"On the Road Again" Willie Nelson "I'm on Hold Again" "M.S.G"
"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)" Simon & Garfunkel "The 59-Year Grudge Song (Feelin' Groupies)" "Spaff.com"
"The Ballad of the Green Berets" Barry Sadler and Robin Moore "Ballad of the Chickenhawks" "Mark Hoolihan"
"Touch Me" Doors "Honeycomb Hideout" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Under The Sea" Disney "De Most Wonderful Song Ever" "Claude Prez"
"Wont Get Fooled Again" Who "Remotely Queued Again" "Michael Florio"

September 19, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones "Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction" "William Tong"
"All Shook Up" Elvis Presley "All Booked Up" "M.S.G"
"American Woman" The Guess Who "Republican Congress" "William Tong"
"America" Neil Diamond "They're Conquering America" "William Tong"
"Anthem Part Ii" Blink 182 "The Real Anthem" "Infectedlildude"
"At the Hop" Danny and the Juniors "Gigli Flopped" "Jack Wilson"
"Biggest Part Of Me" Ambrosia "Biggest Fart From Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"California Dreamin'" The Mama's and Papa's "William Gates Is Evil" "Jay W"
"Dead Skunk" Loudon Wainwright III "Lead Junk" "William Tong"
"Destiny Rules" Fleetwood Mac "8 Simle Rules" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door" Britney Spears "Don't Go Hockin' At My Door" "neminem"
"Eve of Destruction" Barry McGuire "The G.O.P. Is On The Eve of Destruction" "William Tong"
"Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby?" Rolling Stones "Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?" "Charlie Decker"
"Heart of Rock & Roll" Huey Lewis & The News "The Newt Is On A Roll" "William Tong"
"Here Comes the Sun" The Beatles "Don't Read The Sun" "Phil Alexander"
"Hokey Pokey" Traditional "Political Karaoke" "William Tong"
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" Daryl Hall & John Oates "I Can't Vote For That (No Can Do)" "William Tong"
"I Want A New Drug" Huey Lewis & the News "I Want the Newt Drugged" "William Tong"
"Imagine" John Lennon "Imagine" "William Tong"
"Let It Be" The Beatles "Let It Bleed" "William Tong"
"Light My Fire" The Doors "G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired" "William Tong"
"Love Her Madly" The Doors "They Love Rush So Badly" "William Tong"
"Money For Nothing" Dire Straits "Money From Nothing" "William Tong"
"Moonshadow" Cat Stevens "Collectors" "Tim Hall"
"Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)" Steam "No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye)" "William Tong"
"One Heart" Celine Dion "One Vote" "Rebecca Adele"
"Out of Touch" Daryl Hall & John Oates "They're Out of Touch" "William Tong"
"People Who Died" Jim Carroll "People Who Tried (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" Offspring "Broken Fly On A Fat Guy" "Zak Randall"
"Rantotum Is Back" R.A.N.T.O.T.U.M. "Static Is Back" "T.J. Spindler"
"Ring My Bell" Anita Ward "Isabel (the Hurricane Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Seven Year Ache" Roseanne Cash "Seven Year Break" "Bubba"
"Silent Legacy" Melissa Etheridge "High Humidity" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Grrly Boi" "Twohomophobes"
"Superstition" Stevie Wonder "Starr Is Too Suspicious" "William Tong"
"Takin' Care of Business" Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa)" "Adam Bernstein"
"That'll Be The Day" Buddy Holly "The G.O.P. Will Pay" "William Tong"
"The Art of Losing" American Hi-Fi "The Art of Boozing" "Stockton"
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" The Charlie Daniels Band "The Devil Rays, South of Georgia" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Great Pretender" The Platters "The Great Wallendas (another Tribute To The Great Ones)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Great Pretender" The Platters "We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Little Drummer Boy" The Harry Simeone Chorale "The Little Dumber Boy" "Michael Pacholek"
"Yellow Submarine" The Beatles "Industry Machine" "William Tong"
"Zoot Zoot Riot" Cherry Poppin Malkies "Froot Loop Diet" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 20, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Achy Breaky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus "Grocery Shopping Cart" "Zak Randall"
"American Woman" The Guess Who "A Monica Woman ( Political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Band Of Gold" Freda Payne "Land Of Old (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Beast of Burden" Rolling Stones "Priests are Perverts" "Charlie Decker"
"Beating around the bush" AC/DC "Hangin' around with Bush" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Boots Or Hearts" Tragically Hip "Newt's A Start (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Daydream" The Lovin' Spoonful "Ice Cream" "Jack Wilson"
"Eve of Destruction" Barry McGuire "Pardon the Interruption" "Michael Pacholek"
"Happy" Rolling Stones "Sappy" "Charlie Decker"
"Harlem Shuffle" Rolling Stones "Crony Shuffle" "Adagio"
"Help Me Make It Through the Night" Kris Kristofferson "Help Me Make It Through the Flight" "Michael Pacholek"
"Hey Man Nice Shot" Filter "Hey Babe Nice Butt" "Joel Dent"
"Highway to Hell" AC/DC "Liberty Bell" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Stalagmite" "Merry & Pippin"
"I'm Into Something Good" Herman's Hermits "Something Tells Me I Ate Some Poisoned Food" "lebeiW15"
"Living La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin "Living La Vida Adicto (Living The Internet Addict Life)" "Jennifer C."
"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Grows" Edison Lighthouse "Dub Grows Where Joe Lieberman Shows" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Love changes (everything)" Climie Fisher "42! DON´T PANIC!" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" Herman's Hermits "Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter" "Merry & Pippin"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Dik8er Boi" "Kirill T."
"Snowbird" Anne Murray "Moseley" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains of Wayne "Tracy's Mom (Is Larger Than Taiwan)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Take This Job and Shove It" Johnny Paycheck "Take This Dump and Shove It" "Joseph Hayes"
"The Red" Chevelle "The Gamer" "Joel Dent"
"These Boots Were Made For Walkin" Nancy Sinatra "This Newt Was Made For Talkin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Twelve days of Christmas" Traditional "Twelve days of Broadband" "Phil Alexander"
"Wedding Bell Blues" Fifth Dimention "Kids... I Love You So, Now Find New Digs " "Diva"
"You Don't Have To Be A Star" Marilyn McCoo And Billy Davis Jr "You Don't Have To Be Ken Starr (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 22, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"99 Red Ballons" Nena "99 Cars Go Zoom" "HunterG"
"A Horse with No Name" America "A House with No Drains" "Merry & Pippin"
"Afternoon Delight" Starland Vocal Band "A Baboon Delight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All Right Now" Free "All Right Wing" "William Tong"
"Annie's Song" John Denver "Polluter's Song" "William Tong"
"Any Time At All" The Beatles "Any Slime At All (political)" "Malcolm Higins"
"Big Balls" AC/DC "Big Guns" "Melhi"
"Big League" Tom Cochrane "Gigli" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Bombing Iraq-sody" "Prey Kund"
"Boys of Summer" Don Henley/The Ataris "Choose Your Number" "Bob O'Mara"
"Brain Stew" Green Day "Butt Stew" "Jeff Kitts"
"Breed" Nirvana "Bleed" "Eric Thomas"
"Candida" Tony Orlando & Dawn "Candida (The Feminine Fungus)" "Non-Demonic"
"Cars" Gary Numan "Stars" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Chains" The Beatles "Veins" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cool Change" Little River Band "Fool Change (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Courage (My Word)" Tragically Hip "Marriage (My Word)..the Gay Nuptuals Song" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Crawling" Linkin Park "Brawling" "Mr Greig"
"Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby" Hamilton Joe, Frank And Reynolds "Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dream Police" Cheap Trick "Year Police" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fascination" Dinah Shore "In A Fascist Nation" "William Tong"
"Fly At Night" Chilliwack "Dry At Night" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Freebird" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Big Bird" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Gypsies Tramps And Theives" Cher "Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hasn't Hit Me Yet" Blue Rodeo "Hasn't Bit Me Yet ( The West Nile Ballad)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Heart of Glass" Blondie "Case of Gas" "Smurf"
"Hello Goodbye" The Beatles "J.Lo Goodbye" "Michael Pacholek"
"Hey Man, Nice Snot" Filter "Hey Man, You Eat Snot" "Dyslexic diK"
"I Can Hear Music" The Beach Boys "You Can't Hear Music" "William Tong"
"I Saw Her Standing There" The Beatles "I Saw Her Armpit Hair" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Should Have Known Better" The Beatles "I Should Have Grown Better" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Write The Songs" Barry Manilow "I Right The Wrongs(political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Cry Instead" The Beatles "I'd Die Instead (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Follow The Sun" The Beatles "They'll Follow A Bum" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm A Loser" The Beatles "They Are Losers(political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Happy Just To Dance With You" The Beatles "I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm a Believer" Monkees "Nobody Believed It" "Band Dorks"
"Junk Food Junkie" Larry Groce "Junk Tune Junkie" "Guy DiRito"
"Like A Stone" Audioslave "Likely Stoned" "Jeff Kitts"
"Lowrider" WAR "Dufusrider" "Fitu Petaia"
"Lucille" Little Richard "Repeal" "William Tong"
"Major Tom" Peter Schilling "Major Bomb" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Manthem" Bouncing Souls "I Left My Gun" "Freedom Rock"
"Maria" Broadway Cast "Scalia" "William Tong"
"Me Against the Music" Britney Spears "I'm Against This Music" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Nowhere Man" The Beatles "Lieberman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"O Canada" Calixa Lavalee "O Vancouver (2)" "Hey man"
"Paint It Black" The Rolling Stones "Gain It Back" "William Tong"
"Paperback Writer" The Beatles "Pair Of Black Snipers" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Paranoid" Black Sabbath "Let Me Listen To My Old School Punk In Peace" "ziggy_duranduran"
"Peace Train" Cat Stevens "L Train" "Tim Hall"
"Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17)" Olivia Newton-John "Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17)" "Michael Pacholek"
"Right Thurr remix" Chingy, Trina, & J.D "Grilled Cheese remix" "Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"Runaround Sue" Dion "And You Might Pull Through" "Ashley"
"Runaround Sue" Dion "Underground Loo" "Phil Alexander"
"Saturday In The Park" Chicago "Why's Your Dog Always Bark?" "lebeiW15"
"She Hates Me" Puddle of Mudd "Stranded" "Cheezy101"
"She's Gonna Break Soon" Less Than Jake "Fake Boobs" "White Mystery"
"Signs" The Five Man Electrical Band "Fines" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sixteen Candles" Johnny Maestro & the Crests "Sixteen Scandals" "Michael Pacholek"
"So Yesterday" Hilary Duff "No Rest Today" "David Jensen"
"Something in the Way" Nirvana "Cleaning the Fridge" "Eric Thomas"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains of Wayne "Peeping Tom" "wdh"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains of Wayne "Stephanie" "Static"
"Street Fighting Man" Rolling Stones "Green Party Man" "Charlie Decker"
"Stuck In The Middle With You" Steeler's Wheel "I Think I'll Parody, Too" "Steve Kalafut"
"Suffocate" Cold "Flatulate" "White Mystery"
"TNT" AC/DC "UFC" "Freedom Rock"
"Taking Over Me" Evanescence "Freaky To Me" "JuLiEaNn"
"Talking In Your Sleep" The Romantics "Talking When You Pee" "Royce Miller"
"The Candy Man" Sammy Davis Jr. "Evil Candy Man" "MysteryGoat"
"The Green, Green Grass of Home" Tom Jones "The Fake Green Grass of Dome" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Gordon Lightfoot "The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo" "Spaff.com"
"Then The Morning Comes" Smashmouth "The Aliens Will Come" "MysteryGoat"
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree" Tony Orlando And Dawn "Tie A Yellow Gibbon From A Jungle Tree" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Toxicity" System of a Down "Fakicity" "Jeff Kitts"
"We're Off to See the Wizard" Dorothy & Co. "Follow the Gray Mithrandir" "Megan Ann Miller"
"Wonderin' Where The Lions Are" Bruce Cockburn "Wonderin' Where The Liars Are" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You, Me And Mexico" Edward Bear "Back To Mexico ( The Border Patrol Song)" "Malcolm Higins"
"mOBSCENE" Marilyn Manson "mSOYBEAN" "ziggy_duranduran"

September 23, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"96 Tears" Ray And The Mysterians "Mighty Sick Steers" "Malcolm Higgins"
"America" Simon and Garfunkel "Canada" "Simon and Garfunkel Fan"
"Any Time At All" The Beatles "Any Slime At All (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Being With You" Smokey Robinson "Bickuring With You" "Fitu Petaia"
"Donna the Prima Donna" Dion "Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna" "Michael Pacholek"
"Get A Haircut And Get A Good Job" George Thorogood "For Your Birthday, I Bought A Spongebob" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hotel California" The Eagles "How Come There's A Recall, California" "William Tong"
"Hound Dog" Elvis Presley "Greyhound" "Zak Randall"
"If You´re Happy and You Know It" Traditional "If You Like the R.I.A.A." "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"In Luv Wit Chu" Da Brat "In Luv Wit food" "Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"In My Room" The Beach Boys "Clean My Room" "Bob Gomez"
"L-O-V-E" Nat King Cole "B-U-S-H" "William Tong"
"Laugh, Laugh" Beau Brummels "Spaff, Spaff" "Bob Gomez"
"Low Rider" War "Slow Driver" "Michael Florio"
"More Than A Feeling" Boston "Road Kill A Grilling" "Guy DiRito"
"Movin' Out" Billy Joel "Goin' Vegan" "Adam Bernstein"
"Mustang Sally" Wilson Pickett "House Gang Henry" "William Tong"
"Naggin" Yin Yang Twins "Razor" "Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)" Squeeze "The SUV song" "Jim A"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" BJ Thomas "Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head" "Guy DiRito"
"Springtime for Hitler" Mel Brooks "Springtime for William and Hillary" "Bruce Decker"
"Sympathy" Goo Goo Dolls "Parody" "Rae"
"Take You Out" Luther Vandross "Take Him Out" "Papichris"
"Where Do The Children Play?" Cat Stevens "Why Does My Hair Turn Gray?" "Tim Hall"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "Car Full of Beer Cans" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "Tammy Faye" "Royce Miller"
"You, Me And Mexico" Edward Bear "Back To Mexico ( The Border Petrol Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 24, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Away In A Manger" Traditional "We Are In Grave Danger" "William Tong"
"Cisco Kid" WAR "Cisco Drinker" "Manu Petaia"
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" Eminem "I'm Sorry Llama" "Timinem"
"Complicated" Arvil Lagvine "Intoxicated" "Papichris"
"Don't Bring Me Down" Electric Light Orchestra "No Coffee Grounds" "Adagio"
"Dreamer" Ozzy Osbourne "Beaner" "Crazed Maniac"
"Freak on a Leash" KoRn "Cheese on a Quiche" "Mr Greig"
"Frontin'" Pharrell featuring Jay-Z "Munchin'" "Saider Eiegle"
"Frosty The Snowman" Jimmy Durante "Gingrich The Showman" "William Tong"
"Heartache Tonight" Eagles "Laundry Tonight" "Steve Kalafut"
"In Bloom" Nirvana "In Tune" "Eric Thomas"
"Lucky Man" Emerson, Lake & Palmer "Lucky Girl" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"No Possible Doubt Whatever" Gilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers) "No Possible Doubt Whatever" "Phil Alexander"
"Paperback Writer" The Beatles "Ambulance Chaser" "The Great Karlando"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" BJ Thomas "Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My Head" "Phil Alexander"
"Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-Woogie Flu" Johnny Winter "Awful Aroma And Your Boogers Hangin' Too" "The Great Karlando"
"Roxanne" Police "Roseanne" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Signs" Five Man Electrical Band "Mimes" "Melhi"
"Small Town" John Mellencamp "Show Down" "William Tong"
"Stairway to Heaven" Led Zeppelin "Gilligan's Island" "Chris Bodily TM"
"The Christmas Song" Nat King Cole "The Gingrich Song" "William Tong"
"The Dreidel Song" Traditional "I'm On Another Furlough" "William Tong"
"The First Noel" Traditional "The Man Named Phil Gramm" "William Tong"
"The Jet Song" Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story) "The Vet Song" "Phil Alexander"
"Trashy Women" Confederate Railroad "Gaudy Women" "Evelyn Tidwell"
"Without Me" Eminem "Without Cheese" "Timinem"
"Wow" Kate Bush "SOS" "Musidora"

September 25, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"409" The Beach Boys "Recall Time" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" Jim Croce "James Brown" "Fitu Petaia"
"Bandages" Hot Hot Heat "Asteroids" "Cherrios"
"Billie Jean" Michael Jackson "Mr. Clean" "Royce Miller"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Chalupian Rhapsody ( September Chalupa Awards)" "Wild Man"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Neimanian Recipe" "Spaff.com"
"Build Me Up, Buttercup" The Foundations "Building Up Runnerups ( Political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"California Dreamin'" The Mamas And The Papas "California's Beaming ( Political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Come Out and Play" The Offspring "Pizza Day" "Unnatural Disaster"
"Did My Time" KoRn "Eat My Pies" "Mr Greig"
"Everybody Plays the Fool" Main Ingredient "Everybody Weighs His Tool" "Guy DiRito"
"Genie In A Bottle" Christina Auguleria "Fat in a bottle" "Charlie aka Snooze_bunny"
"Henry The Eighth I Am" Herman's Hermits "Commie And I'm Great (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hiegh Ho" Disney "High Ho (Why do you think she was called snow white)" "Alex Zander"
"I Started A Joke" The Bee Gees "I Started With Coke" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Wanna Be Like You" Disney "Austin Wants To Be Like You" "Alex Zander"
"In The Midnight Hour" Wilson Pickett "'Til The Midnight Hour" "William Tong"
"Like A Rolling Stone" Bob Dylan "Like A Strolling Ho" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Martha My Dear" The Beatles "Moseley My Dear (the Braun Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Paradise City" Guns N' Roses "Sunny Vice City" "Jammin' Jeff"
"Rescue Me" Fontella Bass "Rescue Me" "William Tong"
"Rock & Roll Music" Chuck Berry "Robert Dole's Speeches" "William Tong"
"Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay" Danny And The Juniors "Recall Vote Is Back Today (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Soul Man" Sam & Dave "Slow Man" "Zak Randall"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Disney "Supersavingtescovauletotallyisutteruseless" "Alex Zander"
"Thank God, I'm a Country Boy" John Denver "Thank God, I'm a Country Bear" "Josh Taylor"
"The Days Of Wine And Roses" Andy Williams "That Gray's A Whining Poser (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" The Tokens "Their Lyin' Creeps Tonight (political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Power of Love" Huey Lewis & The News "The Power of Newt" "William Tong"
"The Power of Love" Huey Lewis & The News "The Power of Newt" "William Tong"
"Ticket To Ride" The Beatles "Take For A Ride" "William Tong"
"Under The Sea" Disney "Under Employment" "Alex Zander"
"Waltzing Matilda" Traditional "Shut Down the Server" "Phil Alexander"
"We Didn't Start the Fire" Billy Joel "We're Gonna Play Pokemon" "Stockton"
"We'll Meet Again" Guy Lombardo "We'll Cheat Again (democratic Political Strategy)" "Malcolm Higgins"

September 26, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Achy Breaky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus "Big Ol' Smelly Fart" "Jim Selleck"
"Ain't No Sunshine (When She's Gone)" Bill Withers "Ain't No Sunshine (When There's Chret)" "Jules"
"As Tears Go By" "As Queers Go Bi" "Michael Florio"
"Bohimian Rhapsody" Queen "Author Song part 1" "T.J. Spindler"
"Casi Un Bolero (Almost A Love Song)" Ricky Martin "If Only" "Debra"
"Coming Clean" Hilary Duff "Diary of a Dirty Shirt" "David Jensen"
"Don't Break My Heart" Nicola "Don't Stay In There" "Debra"
"Du Hast" Rammenstein "Leaf Peeper" "Cherrios"
"Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag" Country Joe and the Fish "Feel Like the President Lied Rag" "Mark Hoolihan"
"Fun Fun Fun" The Beach Boys "Rum Rum Rum" "Phil Alexander"
"Gollum's Song" Emilana Torrini "Flabber's Song" "Flabber's No.1"
"Kryptonite" 3 Doors Down "Kryptonite (Ballad Of Christopher Reeve)" "Johnny Pyro"
"Lady Stardust" David Bowie "People Stared At The Glitter On His Face" "ziggy_duranduran"
"Lake of Fire" Nirvana "Lake of Tires" "Eric Thomas"
"Letting Go" Paul McCartney & Wings "Eating Snow" "Michael Hack"
"Letting Go" Paul McCartney & Wings "Eating Snow" "Michael Hack"
"My Eyes Adored You" Frankie Valli "Mai Tai's Will Floor You" "Guy DiRito"
"No One Needs O Know Right Now" Shania Twain "Davis Needs To Go Right Now ( Political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Oi To The World" No Doubt "Scotty vs. Eddie" "Ryan Quinn"
"Senorita" Justin Timberlake "Senor Rita (The it)" "BLO-TOWN"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits" "Hobbit Girl"
"Whoops, I OD'd" NoFX "Whoops, I Agreed" "Ryan Quinn"

September 27, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Four-Legged Friend" Roy Rogers "Three-Fingered Salute" "Phil Alexander"
"A Horse with no Name" America "That Course Killed my Game" "wdh"
"Back In The U.S.S.R." Beatles "Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs" "Guy DiRito"
"Come Sail Away" Styx "Don't Fail A Grade" "pkbites"
"Faint" Linkin Park "Scream (what Linkin Park Can't Do In Malaysia)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Goodbye Stranger" Supertramp "Goodbye Palmer " "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hangar 18" Megadeth "47! Get a life!" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"I'm Into Something Good" Herman's Hermits "I'm Into Something Root" "Jack Wilson"
"Keep It Coming Love" K.C. & the Sunshine Band "Keep it Common Law" "pkbites"
"Lean On Me" Bill Withers "G.O.P" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mellow Yellow" Donovan "Barnabas Collins" "Spencer Karter"
"Safety Dance" Men Without Hats "Chicken Dance" "Jeff Wilder"
"She Only Smokes When She Drinks" Joe Nichols "We Always Choke 'Cause She Stinks" "Steve McIntyre"
"Simply Irresistable" Robert Palmer "Simply Irreversible" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Man with the Child in His Eyes" Kate Bush "Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes" "Musidora"
"Three's Company Theme" Ray Charles and Julie Rinker "Three's Burglars" "Spencer Karter"
"Wannabe" Spice Girls "If I´m Gonna Be Your Lover (you Gotta Get Rid Those Kids)" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Winter Wonderland" Traditional "( Spending Summer With ) My Mom Again" "Your Stalker"
"You've Got a Friend" James Taylor "You've Got the Bends" "Merry & Pippin"

September 29, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones "You Can't Get No Tax Reduction" "Bill Tong"
"And When I Die" Blood, Sweat, & Tears "Before I Die" "Tim Hall"
"Big Yellow Taxi" Counting Crows. Vannesa Carlton "The Big Paradise Knows The Puck Is Waiting" "Anime Kid who luvs parodys @ da age of (and is only)9"
"Blowin' in the Wind" Bob Dylan "Blowin' Once Again" "Rick Duncan"
"Blue Bayou" Roy Orbison "Blow By You" "Rick Duncan"
"Bohimian Rhapsody" Queen "Author Song part 2" "T.J. Spindler"
"Breathe" Michelle Branch "Breath" "MysteryGoat"
"Breathe" Faith Hill "Just Sneezed" "Bob Gomez"
"Cat's In The Cradle" Harry Chapin "The Style And The Profile" "Johnny Pyro"
"Christmas Song" Nat King Cole "Yuppie Chistmas Song" "Steve Kalafut"
"Dr. Robert" Beatles "Mr. Hankey" "Tim Hall"
"Fancy" Reba McIntire "Pansy" "Bill Klein"
"Games Without Frontiers" Peter Gabriel "Dames Without Brassiers" "Rick Duncan"
"Gloria" Blues Traveler "Monica" "Tom"
"HITCHIN' A RIDE" Vanity Fair "Hitching a Ride" "pkbites"
"Hangar 18" Megadeth "You´re Not 18, Say Are You Butch?" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Headstrong" Trapt "My Time" "MysteryGoat"
"Honeycomb" Jimmy Rodgers "Funny Ho" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Believe" Frankie Laine "I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)" "Bob Gomez"
"I Want To Break Free" Queen "I Want To Grate Cheese" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Just a Kid" Simple Plan "I'm Just a B*tch" "Michael Gale"
"Love Is a Battlefield" Pay Benatar "Mike Is From Haddonfield" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Margaretaville" Jimmy Buffet "Margaritapill" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mull Of Kintyre" Paul Mccartney "Silicon Piles" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My Guy" Mary Wells "Mai Tai" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My Maria" Brooks & Dunn "Diarrhea" "Static"
"My Sharona" The Knack "Mike Pacholek" "Bob Gomez"
"Never Again" Nickelback "Drunk Again" "Jeff Kitts"
"On Broadway" The Drifters "Viagra" "Bob Gomez"
"On The Road Again" Willie Nelson "Arthur Andersen" "William Tong"
"Owner of a Lonely Heart" Yes "Owner of a Lonely Dog" "Rick Duncan"
"Paint It Black" Rolling Stones "Paint It Green" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Patience" Guns N'Roses "(Mental) Patient" "Sean Henderson"
"Play That Funky Music" Wild Cherry "Time To Face The Music" "Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"Radio Friendly Unit Shifter" Nirvana "Canada" "Eric Thomas"
"Rockin' in the Free World" Neil Young "Walkin' into Sea World" "Rick Duncan"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Cooking" "Jeff Kitts"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Planetary Man" "Guy DiRito"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Sedentary Man" "Adagio"
"Superman(It's Not Easy)" Five For Fighting "Bush(Its Not Easy)" "Cherrios"
"Superman" Five For Fighting "Emo kid" "Ryan Quinn"
"Takincare Of Business" Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Quizno's" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Animal Song" Savage Garden "The Animalistic Song" "Steven Cavanagh"
"The Candy Man" Charlie And The Chocolate Factory "Grecian Gods" "Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" Charlie Daniels "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" "Steve McIntyre"
"The Kids Aren't Alright" The Offspring "Mouses Clicked" "Jeff Kitts"
"The Things We Do For Love" 10cc "Things Are Screwed For Shrub" "William Tong"
"Veronica" Elvis Costello/Paul McCartney "Moronica" "Rick Duncan"
"Walk Like An Egyptian" Bangles "Don't Have A Conniption!" "Adagio"
"Walk Like An Egyptian" The Bengals "It's Called Food Addiction" "Guy DiRito"
"We Are The World" Usa for Africa "We Are The Squirrels" "Mr. Horse"
"We Didn't Light the Fire" Billy Joel "We Didn't Quite Retire" "Rick Duncan"
"White Flag" Dido "Motion Sickness" "AussieBullDog"
"Why Don't You & I" Santana ft. Chad Kroeger/Alex Band "Stalkers Anthem" "MysteryGoat"
"With A Little Luck" Paul Mccartney "With A Rubber Duck" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Without You" Motley Crue "Without Jews (or a Palastinian's Lament)" "Johnny Pyro"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "Yes You're Gay" "pkbites"
"You Might Think" The Cars "You Might Stink" "pkbites"

September 30, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Abra Cadabra" Sugar Ray "A Mad Cadaver" "Smurf"
"All Right Now" Free "Call Right Now" "Guy DiRito"
"Already Gone" Eagles "Already Blonde" "Rick Duncan"
"American Pie" Don Mclean "The Fellowship Pie" "Jason Dela Cruz"
"Animal" Def Leppard "Taco Bell" "okayokay"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Homerian Rhapsody" "Phil Alexander"
"Close to You" The Carpenters "Gross to You" "Rick Duncan"
"Closing Time" Semisonic "Sleepy Time" "M.S.G"
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton "Migraine" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Daydream Believer" The Monkeys "Drag Queen" "DarthPaul85"
"Every Breath You Take" The Police "Every Dish You Make" "Rick Duncan"
"Folsom Prison Blues" Johnny Cash "Kasara's Fat Chick Blues" "Shane Frederick"
"Free Falling" Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers "Recalling" "William Tong"
"Headlong" Queen "Eggnog" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Come From The Water" Toadies "I Fart Underwater" "Michael Hack"
"I Walk The Line" Johnny Cash "Crabs On My Mind" "Shane Frederick"
"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song" Jim Croce "You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong" "Royce Miller"
"Jump" Van Halen "Junk" "Smurf"
"Lady Cab Driver" Prince "Slimy Cab Driver" "Tim Hall"
"Larger Than Life" Backstreet Boys "MGS" "Shamack"
"My Generation" The Who "My Renovation" "Rick Duncan"
"My Sharona" The Knack "My Shabunga" "Andrea Huckstep"
"My Way" Frank Sinatra (franky baby ....yea) "Subway" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Ride My See Saw" Moody Blues "Sing A Free Song" "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Shining Star" Earth Wind and Fire "Superstar" "Manu Petaia"
"Simply Irresistable" Robert Palmer "Shaped Like a Dirigible" "Clint Ross"
"So Tired" Ozzy Osbourne "Soo Bored" "Smurf"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Democratic Man(political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Just A Married Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Military Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Solitary Can" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Very Hairy Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sometimes (I run)" Britany Spears "Sometimes I Rhyme" "DarthPaul85"
"Sunshine Of Your Love" Eric Clapton "Moonshine's What I Love" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Teenage Dirtbag" Wheatus "Buffy Addict" "Lizzie"
"The Locomotion" Little Eva "A Cocomocha" "Malcolm Higgins"
"There'll Always Be An England" Parker & Charles/ Vera Lynn "There'll Always Be A Tadpole" "John Cartwright"
"Video Killed the Radio Star" The Buggles "Mp3 Killed the Media Star" "M.S.G"
"Watermelon Man" Mongo Santamaria "Dan: Watermelon Man" "William Tong"
"You'll Be In My Heart" Phill Collins "Overdrawn" "DarthPaul85"
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