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These are randomly arranged.

September 1, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Lazy," Ross Marshall "(You Drive Me) Crazy," Britney Spears
"My Hair Won't Curl," EmiLoca "A Whole New World," Aladdin Soundtrack
"All the Things She Bred," Tinkleheimer "All the Things She Said," T.A.T.U.
"Allegations True," Malcolm Higgins "Allegheny Moon," Patti Page
"Crisis On Infinite Earths," Jared "American Pie," Don McLean
"Burgers and Fries," Comedy Guy "Bye, Bye, Bye," N'Sync
"Myna Bird," Malcolm Higgins "China Girl," David Bowie
"Regime Reliever," Guy DiRito "Daydream Believer," The Monkees
"Don't Be Fooled," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Be Cruel," Elvis Presley
"Lavatory's Castle," Conrad MacRoberts "Dunlavy's Castle," Clandestine
"Eating Marmite," Hurricane64 "Enter Sandman," Metallica
"Flavor Of The Week," MysteryGoat "Flavor Of The Week," American Hi-Fi
"For Butt It's Worth," A Room Full Of Monkeys "For What It's Worth," Buffalo Springfield
"Eatin' It," MysteryGoat "Freakin' It," Will Smith
"Mister Clean," Jared "Glycerine," Bush
"Slytherin," Jared "Glycerine," Bush
"Losin'," Malcolm Higgins "Groovin," The Rascals
"Touch Ma Booby One More Time," Rachelle Gordon "Hit Me Baby One More Time," Britney Spears
"Bunny," Malcolm Higgins "Honey," Bobby Goldsboro
"Snot Rag," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Hot Legs," Rod Stewart
"Eaten By The Wolf," MysteryGoat "Hungry Like The Wolf," Duran Duran
"Mrs. Troi, It's," Jared "Hungry Like The Wolf," Duran Duran
"That 1-900 Hotline," Guy DiRito "I Heard It Through The Grapevine," Gladys Knight and The Pips
"I Am On A Roll," Jared "I Love Rock And Roll," Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
"I Shot Your Parrot ( But I Didn't Shoot Your Parakeet)," Malcolm Higgins "I Shot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton
"Cork your bat," Daniel David Delfyette Yaccarino and Dennis Hon "If Your Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands," Traditional
"Havin Fun," JC2003 "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"Can't Sing At All For Beans," MysteryGoat "It's Still Rock & Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"Jayna and Zan," Jared "Jack and Diane," John Cougar Mellencamp
"Merry and Pip," Jared "Jack and Diane," John Cougar Mellencamp
"Zachary," Jared "Jeremy," Pearl Jam
"Lefties Be," Malcolm Higgins "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Tickle Me (August Chalupas Part 1)," Wild Man "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Gimmie Some Coca-Cola," Ross Marshall "Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"Hair Grows From Her Ears And Her Nose," Jan Hayes "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes," Eddison Lighthouse
"Hair Grows From HIS Ears And HIS Nose (male version)," Jan Hayes "Love Grows Where My Rosemay Goes," Eddison Lighthouse
"My Thighs," Malcolm Higgins "My Guy," Mary Wells
"Queer Eye (You Dork, You Dork)," A Room Full Of Monkeys "New York, New York," Frank Sinatra
"Lord of the Rings version," Sabrina "Not Gonna Get Us," Tatu
"I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies," Guy DiRito "Oakie From Muskogee," Merle Haggard
"Play That Monkee Music," Malcolm Higgins "Play That Funky Music," The Monkees
"Put A Little Slug," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Put A Little Love," Jackie DeShannon
"Drag Call," Guy DiRito "Rag Doll," The Four Seasons
"Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head," Malcolm Higgins "Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head," B.j. Thomas
"Goodnight," Jan Hayes "Rawhide," Frankie Laine
"Chalupa Institution ( August Chalupa Awards Part II)," Wild Man "Revolution," The Beatles
"Running Prey," Markcela "Runaway," Linkin Park
"Shopping," Andy Roper "Sailing," Rod Stewart
"He's Dead, Jim," Jared "She Hates Me," Puddle Of Mudd
"Give Me It," Sabrina "Show Me Love," Tatu
"Your Mom," Dylan G. (Silent Nature) "Stacy's Mom," Fountains Of Wayne
"Straight Through The Heart," Malcolm Higgins "Straight From The Heart," Bryan Adams
"Tony Blair (Let Him Be Your)," LucidLupin LeeBee "Teddy Bear (Let Me Be Your)," Elvis Presley
"The Pope Show," Ross Marshall "The Dope Show," Marylin Manson
"The Slobzfest," Chris Bodily TM "The Reflex," Duran Duran
"Mallory," Malcolm Higgins "Valleri," The Monkees
"Where's That Ape Again?," Jared "What's My Age Again?," Blink 182
"Variety of Maces," Tinkleheimer "Wide Open Spaces," Dixie Chicks
"Future House," T.J. Spindler "With You," Shaggy and Scooby-Doo
"Hung Girl," Malcolm Higgins "Young Girl," Gary Puckett And The Union Gap
"Saddam's Palace Is A Wasteland," Tim Keiffer "Your Body Is A Wonderland," John Mayer
"The Flugelhorn," Malcolm Higgins "the Unicorn," The Irish Rovers

September 2, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"24 Hours Away," Know 1 can hear you dream "25 Hours A Day," The Hooters
"A Site For Clamped Thighs," Lucidlupin Leebee "A Sight For Sore Eyes," M People
"A Wasted Bunny," Malcolm Higgins "A Taste Of Honey," The Beatles
"Maybe I'll a Hunt You (The un-PC Safari Song)," Merry & Pippin "Baby I'm a Want You," Bread
"Bedouin," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Better Man," Pearl Jam
"Conga Line to the Crapper," Jason C. Reeher "Conga," Gloria Estefan
"Day Of The Fred," Hurricane64 "Dawn Of The Dead," Murderdolls
"Bust Has Been Thinned," Merry & Pippin "Dust in the Wind," Kansas
"Emoicons ( Emotion Icons)," Diva "Emotion," Samantha Sang / with Bee Gees backup vocals
"Get Me To The Bathroom," Jazzbone "Get The Party Started," Pink
"Go The Hell Away," Negative Sailboat "Go All The Away," The Raspberries
"KFC Always Repeats," Merry & Pippin "History Never Repeats," Split Enz
"I Sniff Glue," A Girl Named Bob "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"Mufreesboro," Adagio "King Of The Road," Roger Miller
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Polka," Loose Bruce Kerr "Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"My 'roids Came Back," Malcolm Higgins "My Boyfriend's Back," The Shirelles
"Leather, My Love," Malcolm Higgins "Never My Love," The Association
"Points of Geography," Markcela "Points of Authority (Demo)," Linkin Park
"Sh*tty Flamingos," Merry & Pippin "Pretty Flamingo," Manfred Mann
"Charles Bronson Died," Adam Bernstein "Riders on the Storm," The Doors
"So Slappy Together," Malcolm Higgins "So Happy Together," The Turtles
"Three Acres Of Drugs," Malcolm Higgins "Teenager In Love," Dion And The Belmonts
"Take Those Stone Tabs Away," Lewd Kids on the Block "Thank You For Loving Me," Bon Jovi
"No Thanks To You," Toafitu Petaia "Then Came You," Spinners Featuring Dionne Warwick
"Vote For the Terminator," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "We Didn't Start The Fire," Billy Joel
"Where Is The Love?," Static "Where Is The Love?," Black Eyed Peas
"We've Lost That Silly Season," Jim A "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," Righteous Brothers

September 3, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All My Laundry," Fthiefcatcher "All My Lovin'," Beatles
"All My Laundry," Fthiefcatcher "All My Lovin'," Beatles
"Retard," KaiserMonkey "All Star," Smash Mouth
"Hauling Oak Tables," Ethan Mawyer "Calling All Angels," Train
"City of Minas Tirith," Frodo Baggins "City of New Orleans," Johnny Cash
"Drunk," Doc "Faint," Linkin Park
"Preparation," Malcolm Higgins "Henry The Eighth I Am," Herman's Hermits
"I'm Anemone The Eighth," Malcolm Higgins "Henry The Eighth," Herman's Hermits
"I'm Anemone The Eighth," Malcolm Higgins "Henry The Eighth," Herman's Hermits
"I Need Food," Mikerz "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"The Remix To The Remix Of Ignition," Pimp Master SS "Ignition (remix)," R-Kelly
"It's The Ends That You Curl," Malcolm Higgins "It's The End Of The World," Skeeter Davis
"Rugdriver (Part 2)," Fitu Petaia "Lowrider," WAR
"Mr. Boat Anchors," Ken Willmott "Mr. Bo Jangles," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
"One Jump Ahead of the Taxman," Alex Zander "One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)," Disney
"Make Way For The Prince Of Darkness," Alex Zander "Prince Ali (Aladdin)," Disney
"Put A Little Slug In His Heart," Malcolm Higgins "Put A Little Love In Your Heart," Jackie Delshannon
"Put A Little," Malcolm Higgins "Put A Little Love In Your Heart," Jackie Delshannon
"Stealing Stuff at Sears," Michael Pacholek "Reeling In the Years," Steely Dan
"Ring of Sauron," Frodo Baggins "Ring of Fire," Johnny Cash
"So High Today," Stephanie "So Far Away," Staind
"Jerry Springer," Adam Bernstein "Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"I'm Better," Malcolm Higgins "The Letter," The Box Tops
"A Rambler," Malcolm Higgins "The Wanderer," Dion And The Belmonts
"Old Coots Are Great For Talkin," Malcolm Higgins "These Boots Are Made For Walkin," Nancy Sinatra
"We Three Chinks," Malcolm Higgins "We Three Kings," Traditional Christmas
"Hate Is Enough," Cres!Cres! "Where Is The Love," Black Eyed Peas
"Bundy," Guy DiRito "Windy," The Association

September 4, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"McDonald's Song," Infectedlildude "Adam's Song," Blink 182
"Some Dogs Have Fleas," Cathy Almeida "Autumn Leaves," Nat King Cole
"Back Into USSR," Susanna Viljanen "Back in the USSR," Beatles
"Fuddian Cwone," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Bad To The Bone," George Thorogood
"Terrapin Fan," Jeff Reuben "Blue Collar Man," Styx
"Killer Ray," Phil Alexander "Cabaret," Liza Minelli
"Hairy Baby," Malcolm Higgins "Cherry Chery," Neil Diamond
"Terminator," Susanna Viljanen "Conquistador," Procol Harum
"Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez?," Royce Miller "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?," Dionne Warwick
"Own Your Own Sleigh," Malcolm Higgins "Go Your Own Way," Fleetwood Mac
"Welcome To Adagio," Diva and Wild Man "Good Bye Yellow Brick Road," Elton John
"Dinner Problems," Psychotic pooch "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Dwarven War Song," Frodo Baggins "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off The Work We Go,"
"Hash," Stonehead "Hush," Deep Purple
"I Am The Balrog," Frodo Baggins "I Am The Walrus," Beatles
"I Got Flu," Merry & Pippin "I Got You," Split Enz
"Superfriends," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Kryptonite," 3 Doors Down
"National Enquire," Guy DiRito "Light My Fire," The Doors
"Gunpowder," Royce Miller "Love Power," Dionne Warwick/Jeffrey Osborne
"Underwear Change," Malcolm Higgins "People Are Strange," The Doors
"Pop Rules The World," Malcolm Higgins "Pop Goes The World," Men Without Hats
"Lemonade," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Renegade," Styx
"The Sleep Deprivation Anthem," Starlette Victory "Sleep When I'm Dead," Bon Jovi
"Mismatching Pointer," Susanna Viljanen "Smoke in the Water," Deep Purple
"Shoot Up Saddam," Jayemel "Soak Up the Sun," Sheryl Crowe
"Bryant," T.J. Spindler "Spy it," Noles
"The Nosferatu Song," Phil Alexander "The Hippopotamus Song," Flanders and Swann
"Totally Blitzed By A Turd," Smurfario "Total Eclipse of the Heart (Dance Version)," Jan Wayne
"I Can't Take This," Jayemel "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer
"Urchin," Malcolm Higgins "Urgent," Foreigner
"Andross," Andrea Huckstep "Venus," Shocking Blue/Bananarama
"Nazi Submarine," Inspired by Das Boot "Yellow Submarine," Beatles

September 5, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Barbarians," Merry & Pippin "Aquarius," Fifth Dimension
"Baby I Love Your Grey," Malcolm Higgins "Baby I Love Your Way," Peter Frampton
"Back (bragging by Arnold Schwarzenegger)," Ethan Mawyer "Bad," Michael Jackson
"Bring Me to Life (Buffy Remix)," The Marsters of Disaster "Bring Me to Life," Evenesence
"Losers, Chokes & Flops," Michael Pacholek "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves," Cher
"Upward Bound," Jim A "Homeward Bound," Simon & Garfunkel
"House Flooded," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Hot Blooded," Foreigner
"I Believe I Can Poo," mroyboy "I BElieve I Can Fly and in The Club," R. Kelly and 50 Cent
"I'll Be Treeing You," Royce Miller "I'll Be Seeing You,"
"Pine Cones and Halle Berry," "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries," Meredith Willson
"(College Is) Over My Head," neminem "Over My Head," Sum 41
"Ugly Picture," BLO-TOWN "Picture," Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow
"Scramblin' Man," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Ramblin' Man," Allman Brothers
"Simpson's Just For Fun," Guy DiRito "Seasons in the Sun," Terry Jacks
"Smells Like Eric Cartman," Zak Randall "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Super Geek," Milktruck "Super Freak," Rick James
"The 'One Guy' Song," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Disney
"Totally Blitzed with Pine Tar," Michael Pacholek "Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler
"Let Arwen Be," EmiLoca "Under the Sea," The Little Mermaid Soundtrack
"I'm Hot," Jayemel "Why Not?," Hilary Duff
"Jerry Springer part #1," T.J. Spindler "You Oughta Know," Alanis Morrissette

September 6, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Our Blood Was Drained By Parasites," Ethan Mawyer "Another Day In Paradise," Phil Collins
"Saddam On The Run," Static "Band On The Run," Wings
"(Sadaam) We Already Killed Your Sons," Freedom Rock "California Sun," Ramones
"Sorry, I Mistaked," Double ohhh "Citizen Erased," Muse
"Incarcerated," Jayemel "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Hobo swing Remix," Hey man "Hobo swing," John Jacobson, Kirby Shaw
"The Eskimo Song," Comedy Guy "Hot in Herre," Nelly
"How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart?," Royce Miller "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?," Bee Gees
"Lewinsky Night (bill's * )," Guitarist220 "Hunger Strike (goin' hungry)," Temple of the Dog
"I Need To Mow," A Room Full Of Monkeys "I Need To Know," Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
"Indiana Haunts Me," Guy DiRito "Indiana Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor
"Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh," Know 1 can hear you dream "Nothing compares 2 U," Sinead O´Connor
"Secret Asian Man," Static "Secret Agent Man," Toasters/Johnny Rivers
"Turpentine Fire," Toafitu Petaia "Serpentine Fire," Earth Wind and Fire
"Altyr Boi," A Room Full Of Monkeys "Sk8r Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Smelly Girl," Sarah Swanson "Skater Boy," Avril Lavigne
"These Truths Are Made For Talking," Michael Pacholek "These Boots Are Made For Walking," Nancy Sinatra
"We've Got Termites," A Room Full Of Monkeys "We've Got Tonight," Bob Seger
"She Is Really Rubbery," Jan Hayes "Wouldn't It Be Lovely (My Fair Lady)," Andy Williams
"The Public Should Know," Malcolm Higgins "Your Mother Should Know," The Beatles

September 8, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Cross Dress Universe," Malcolm Higgins "Across The Universe," The Beatles
"All I Wanna Do Is Kill Pikachu," wdh "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You," Heart
"Spam On a Bun," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Band On The Run," Wings
"Call Him Violent Mike (Tyson)," Jay W "Blinded by the Light," Bruce Springsteen/ Manfred Mann
"Outdated," Jack Wilson "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Easier to Die (If you'd let me)," Gabz_LP "Easier to Run," Linkin Park
"Gimme All Your Muffins," Malcolm Higgins "Gimme All Your Lovin," Z Z Top
"Geese," Malcolm Higgins "Grease," The Four Seasons
"I Crashed My Touris," Mikey F "I Am The Walrus," Beatles
"I Believe I Am High," Derekpac Shakur "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?," "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Jimmy Boyd
"I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby," Malcolm Higgins "I Was Made For Lovin You Baby," Kiss
"I'm Pink," Sarah Swanson "I'm Bad," Michael Jackson
"I'm Just a Jobber," Cherrios "I'm Just a Bill," School House Rock
"Like Humans Do Remix," Hey man "Like Humans Do," David Byrne
"Steal It Joe," Sarah Swanson "Lose Yourself," Eminem
"Shrub Is Sore," William Tong "Love In Store," Fleetwood Mac
"Ma Bell And Me," Guy DiRito "Ma Belle Amie," The Tee Set
"War," William Tong "More," Andy Williams
"O BC," Hey man "O Canada," Calixa Lavilee
"O Vancouver," Hey man "O Canada," Calixa Lavalee
"Paperback Citer (Classroom Opera Number 7)," Mikey F "Paperback Writer," Beatles
"Dreadlocks Keep Growin From My Head (mahn)," Malcolm Higgins "Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head," B.J Thomas
"Governer Gray," Charlie Decker "Ruby Tuesday," Rolling Stones
"Fatter," Charlie Decker "Shattered," Rolling Stones
"Smelly girl," Sarz Sampsanight "Skater boy," Aril Lavigne
"Morning Commute," David Jensen "So Yesterday," Hilary Duff
"The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald," The Comedian "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"Those Snoots Have Kept You Walkin'," Royce Miller "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," Nancy Sinatra
"Flying Squirrel," MysteryGoat "Uptown Girl," Billy Joel
"What Beans Are Made Of," David Jensen "What Dreams Are Made Of," Hilary Duff
"Whats My Name Again?," Cosmic "Whats My Age Again?," Blink 182
"Gone," MysteryGoat "When I'm Gone," 3 Doors Down
"Where Have All My Supporters Gone?," Ryan Quinn "Where Have All The Good People Gone?," Sam Roberts
"The Left Are So Evil," Malcolm Higgins "Winchester Cathedral," The New Vaudeville Band

September 9, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"On Prime Time Live," Guy DiRito "As Time Goes By," Dooley Wilson from Casablanca
"Bad Parodies," Bob Gomez "Bad Company," Bad Company
"Fry Fry Fries," Jack Wilson "Bye Bye Bye," N'SYNC
"Covered In Fleas," The Great Karlando "Call Me The Breeze," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"The Manual," Jim A "Fernando," Abba
"Atkins Diet Blues," Gabriel Holmes "Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"Out There In The Snow," Thomas Quelle "How Deep Is Your Love," The Bee Gees
"I Love PS2," Little Lion "I Love Rock n' Roll," Joan Jett
"Like, I Am A Cellphone," Adagio "If I Were A Rich Man," Zero Mostel
"Schwarzenegger Got Stoned," Adam Bernstein "Like a Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan
"That Osama's Such A Scum," Guy DiRito "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)," Three Dog Night
"Onto Braun," Malcolm Higgins "On And On," Steven Bishop
"Cincinnati Bengals," Tim Hall "Puff The Magic Dragon," Peter, Paul, and Mary
"Run Like Hell (Slasher Version)," Chris Bodily TM "Run Like Hell," Pink Floyd
"A Sharpton's Man," Malcolm Higgins "Sharp Dressed Man," Z Z Top
"Run Of The Lieberman," Malcolm Higgins "Son Of A Preacherman," Dusty Springfield
"Suburban Neighborhood Blues," Tim Hall "Subterrerian Homesick Blues," Bob Dylan
"The Night ThatThe Lights Went Out In The Northeast," Mary C. Fairbanks "The Night That The Lights Went Out in Georgia," Vickie Lawrence
"We are the Borg," Steven Cavanagh "We are the World," Michael Jackson/USA for Africa
"Redsox," T.J. Spindler "You Suck," Paid today
"Use Wisk," David Jensen "You Wish," Lalaine

September 10, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Heat It," Zak Randall "Beat It," Michael Jackson
"Fart Raid Tonight," The Great Karlando "Heartache Tonight," The Eagles
"Rotton Herre Part 2," T.J. Spindler "Hot in Herre," Nelly
"I Can't Stop The Eating," Debra "I Can't Be Your Lover," Claudia Beni
"I Want Some Subway," Comedy Guy "I Want it that Way," The Backstreet Boys
"The Champ," Markcela "In The End," Linkin Park
"Water Has Broken," Tim Hall "Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens
"Old Time Billy Joel," lebeiW15 "Old Time Rock & Roll," Bob Seger
"Don't Download Again," William Tong "On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
"Half Time Karate," Fitu Petaia "Part Time Lover," Stevie Wonder
"Rice Thurr," Dj_Peter_Griffin "Right Thurr," Chinggy
"Monday Nights," Diva & Wild Man "Summer Nights," Oliva Newton John & John Travolta
"Super Stickin," Royce Miller "Superstition," Stevie Wonder
"Three Cops I Saw Jaywalking," Michael Pacholek "These Boots Are Made For Walking," Nancy Sinatra
"Travesty," Michael Pacholek "Tragedy," Marc Anthony
"Screw Your Campaign," Guy DiRito "Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Revival

September 12, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"( I Will Swap) 500 Files," Malcolm Higgins "( I Will Walk)500 Miles," The Proclaimers
"A Boss That You Can Curse," Malcolm Higgins "Across The Universe," The Beatles
"Snickers," The Great Karlando "Alabama Song," The Doors
"Ben & Jerry's," M.S.G "Bandages," Hot Hot Heat
"Better Can," Steven Cavanagh "Better Man," Robbie Williams
"Blame it on the Tight Pants," Allison P. "Blame it on Midnight," Bob Seger
"New Lies From The Left Again," Malcolm Higgins "Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain," Willie Nelson
"Brand New Me," Malcolm Higgins "Brand New Key," Melanie
"I've got H.I.V," wdh "Candle in the Wind," Elton John
"Democratic Boo Boo," Malcolm Higgins "Chatanooga Choo Choo," Glenn Miller
"Daddy's Stoned," Malcolm Higgins "Daddy's Home," Shep And The Limelites
"Dedicated To The One Eyed Lug," Malcolm Higgins "Dedicated To The One I Love," Mamas And Papas
"Dogsong," Hedkold "Dogsong," Hedkold
"(Jose You Can) Drive My Car," Trolleleven "Drive My Car," The Beatles
"COPS," Darren J. Godbold "Drops of Jupiter," Train
"Bad Advice," Malcolm Higgins "Edelweiss," Sound Of Music Soundtrack
"Rejected," The Great Karlando "Elected," Alice Cooper
"Weevil Face," Malcolm Higgins "Evil Ways," Santana
"Fiesta (Molester)," Gogo Gadget "Fiesta," R. Kelly and Jay Z
"School Sux," infectedlildude "First Date," Blink 182
"Friend Like Me (Slim Shady)," Alex Zander "Friend Like Me (Aladdin)," Disney
"Slammed (Smokerz Version)," Pimpstar "Green Eggz And Ham (Shorty Suess Vesion)," Hailing
"Cruz Bustamante," Bob Gomez "Guantanamera," The Sandpipers
"Have You Always Been This Lame?," Guy DiRito "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Heard It On A Dateline," Malcolm Higgins "Heard It Through The Grapevine," Marvin Gaye
"House of the Golden Arch," Michael Pacholek "House of the Rising Sun," The Animals
"'Fraid I See Weirdly Now," Adagio "I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
"I Hear You Rocking," Malcolm Higgins "I Hear You Knocking," Dave Edmunds
"I Second That Demotion," Malcolm Higgins "I Second That Emotion," Smokey Robinson
"They Swiped Our Songs," William Tong "I Write The Songs," Barry Manilow
"I'll Sleep When I'm Done (with this programming assignment)," neminem "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," Warren Zevon
"Stopped at the Pearly Gates," Know 1 can hear you dream "Kicked In The Teeth," AC/DC
"Slingin A Load," Malcolm Higgins "King Of The Road," Roger Miller
"Oil in Cheney's Core," Jay W "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"Two Grieving Mamas," Melhi "Lady Madonna," The Beatles
"(Their) Leader's Talkin Crap," Malcolm Higgins "Leader Of The Pack," The Shangri Las
"Lieberman's On Crack," Malcolm Higgins "Leader Of The Pack," The Shangri Las
"Short Fat Woman," Smurf "Long Cool Woman," The Hollies
"Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor," Royce Miller "Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Nastydriver," Fitu Petaia "Lowrider," WAR
"My Car Won't Start," Ethan Mawyer "MacArthur Park," Richard Harris
"Objection (to The Election)," Malcolm Higgins "Objection," Shakira
"Lawn Cutter," Freedom Rock "Poem," Tap Root
"Gamblin' Man," Michael Pacholek "Ramblin' Man," The Allman Brothers Band
"Gobblin' Man," Michael Pacholek "Ramblin' Man," The Allman Brothers Band
"Canucks And Avs Are In A Dogfight," Ryan Harder "Ray Of Light," Madonna
"Wrong Decade," Claude Prez "Renegade," Styx
"We're On A Bender," Malcolm Higgins "Return To Sender," Elvis Presley
"Fry Up Girl," Nikki McFarlane "Riot Girl," Good Charlotte
"We're On The Right Together," Malcolm Higgins "Sharing The Night Together," Dr Hook
"Happy Easter," MegZy "She Hates Me," Puddle Of Mudd
"BigAndStupidTroublemakersAreRetardedDopeheads!," Static "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Mary Poppins
"G.O.P.," Malcolm Higgins "TNT," AC/DC
"This Is The Way (I Hate It)," Fitu Petaia "That's the Way (I Like It)," KC & The Sunshine Band
"A Man I Used To Know," Anoniemouse "The Animals Went In Two By Two," Traditional
"The Liar," Charlie Decker "The Boxer," Simon and Garfunkel
"True Waste," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "True Faith," New Order
"U Gotta Crap," iluvusher "U Got It Bad," Usher
"Come On Quit Breakin' Wind," Guy DiRito "Up Around The Bend," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Want My Little Debbie," Zak Randall "Wake Up Little Susie," The Everly Brothers
"Frisky in the Bar," Phil Alexander "Whiskey in the Jar," Thin Lizzy
"Knifey Wifey," Zak Randall "Wolly Bully," Sam and Sham & The Pharoahs
"R.I.A.A.," William Tong "Y.M.C.A.," The Village People
"I'm Not Really Hungry," Zak Randall "You Really Got Me," Van Halen
"Cops," djstorm "You Suck," Paid Today

September 15, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Space for my Shed," Mr Greig "A Place For My Head," Linkin Park
"Bob, Warren, and John," Chris Bodily TM "Abraham, Martin, and John," Dion
"Always Look From The Right Side At Life," Malcolm Higgins "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life," Monty Python
"Straight-Living Guy," Michael Pacholek "American Pie," Don McLean
"Hey, Anakin's Woman," Michael Pacholek "American Woman," The Guess Who
"Angels In the Mourning," Michael Pacholek "Angel of the Morning," Merilee Rush & the Turnabouts
"As Queers Go By," Malcolm Higgins "As Tears Go By," Marianne Faithful
"Recalling Gray," Alex Murray "Auf Wiedersehen," Cheap Trick
"Bad, Bad Big Hurt Frank," Michael Pacholek "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce
"Ben (Farewell from J. Lo)," Bubba "Ben," Michael Jackson
"Fire Breathing Dragon," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Black Magic Woman," Santana
"Freddy And Jason," Hello "Boys and Girls," Good Charlotte
"Burning Lunch," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Burning Up," Kylie Minogue
"Gettin' Old," Malcolm Higgins "Centerfold," J Geils Band
"Grossed By You," Christopher Sutler "Close To You," The Carpenters
"Drive thru Troubles," SaraL "Crawling in the Dark," Hoobastank
"Jack Tripper," Chris Bodily TM "Day Tripper," Beatles
"Don't Know Why (I Made That Call)," Michael Pacholek "Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come)," Norah Jones
"Don't Cook Crack," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Look Back," Boston
"Bubblicious," Malcolm Higgins "Double Vision," Foreigner
"Spy Versus Spy," Guy DiRito "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project
"Falls on Me," Chris Z "Falls on Me," Fuel
"Wholesome Prison Blues," Michael Pacholek "Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"Drinkin' party," Mikey F "Garden Party," Ricky Nelson
"Georgia In a Bind," Michael Pacholek "Georgia On My Mind," Hoagy Carmichael
"Ballad Of Johnny Cash," Jeff Wilder "Get Rhythm," Johnny Cash
"Why Can't I Send These Christmas Cards," Mikey F "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," Bee Gees
"I Don't Like Sundaes," Malcolm Higgins "I Don't Like Mondays," The Boomtown Rats
"I Don't Wipe Somedays," Malcolm Higgins "I Don't Like Mondays," The Boomtown Rats
"I Love The Right Life," Malcolm Higgins "I Love The Night Life," Alicia Bridges
"I'm Out Of Time ( The Johnny Cash Song)," Malcolm Higgins "I Walk The Line," Johnny Cash
"I Won't Last A Day Without Dew," David Jensen "I Won't Last A Day Without You," The Carpenters
"I Lost Everything," MysteryGoat "I'd Do (Anything)," Simple Plan
"Here's A List Of Our Problems," Doktor "I'm A Beliver," Smash Mouth
"I'm All Dyke," Malcolm Higgins "I'm Alright," Kenny Loggins
"I Gotta Walk And Go Fart," Malcolm Higgins "I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart," Eric Clapton
"Programming," SaraL "In too Deep," Sum 41
"Gamer's Demise," Darren J. Godbold "Innocent Eyes," Delta Goodrem
"Chicks With Fat Asses," Malcolm Higgins "Jackie Onassis," Mellencamp
"Allah Loves Me," Pete-o "Jesus Love me," Hymn
"Slick Willy," Bubba "Jim Dandy," Black Oak Arkansas
"Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World," Malcolm Higgins "Keep On Rocking In The Free World," Neil Young
"Filter Queen," Malcolm Higgins "Killer Queen," Queen
"Ringolos," Malcolm Higgins "Kokomo," The Beach Boys
"Sleeping on a Jet Plane," Steven Cavanagh "Leaving On A Jet Plane," John Denver
"Life In The Left Lane," Malcolm Higgins "Life In The Fast Lane," The Eagles
"Slow Guy," Malcolm Higgins "Lodi," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"The Sims Online Song," TheSim Keeper "Loose Yourself," Eminem
"Low Rider Driver," Fitu Petaia "Lowrider," WAR
"Tragic," Malcolm Higgins "Magic," Pilot
"Honkey Man," Charlie Decker "Monkey Man," Rolling Stones
"Mrs. Brown, I Just Ordered This Whopper," Jack Wilson "Mrs. Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"My Town," Cherrios "My Town," Montgomery Gentry
"Amiright Hassles," Malcolm Higgins "Nights In White Satin," Moody Blues
"Bum," Mr Greig "Numb," Linkin Park
"(Duck) T-A-P-E," Krooked K "P.I.M.P.," 50 cent
"Half Time Film," Fitu Petaia "Part Time Lover," Stevie Wonder
"Radar Guns," Malcolm Higgins "Radar Love," Golden Earring
"Dubya's Tune," Malcolm Higgins "Romeo's Tune," Steve Forbert
"Underground Sued," William Tong "Runaround Sue," Dion
"He's a Shady," Michael Pacholek "She's a Lady," Tom Jones
"Stuck Inside An Automobile In The Deep Ocean Again," Phil Nelson "Stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again," Bob Dylan
"Highspeed-Load," Kristofer "Sugarcoat," Breaking Benjamin
"Suicide Bomb," Malcolm Higgins "Suicide Blonde," Inxs
"SlingBlade (It's Not Easy)," Cherrios "Superman(It's Not Easy)," Five For FIghting
"Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song)," Malcolm Higgins "Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith
"Ain't Got Me A Bungee Cord," Claude Prez "Thank God I'm A Country Boy," John Denver
"The Ballad of Bush and Kofi," Charlie Decker "The Ballad of John and Yoko," The Beatles
"The Andalusite," Adagio "The Israelites," Desmond Dekker and The Aces
"The Man In Black Is Gone," Michael Pacholek "The Man In Black," Johnny Cash
"The Gorons Who Don't Do Anything," Mongoose Dog Kami "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Veggietales)
"Slim Shady," T.J. Spindler "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
"Exams Must Come," Sweet Indigo "The Show Must Go On," Queen
"The Greek (jimmy The Greek, That Is)," Malcolm Higgins "The Streak," Ray Stevens
"Bill Clinton Blues(That Sinner makes the Law)," wdh "The Winner Takes it All," ABBA
"Those Were the A's," Michael Pacholek "Those Were the Days," Mary Hopkin
"(We're Goin) Up And Down Again," Malcolm Higgins "Up Around The Bend," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"What I Gotta Poo For," Lozzie R "What I Go To School For," Busted
"Got Flu," Mr Greig "With You," Linkin Park
"Pester Me Once More," Merry & Pippin "Yesterday Once More," The Carpenters
"Midol Free Day," Malcolm Higgins "Ymca," The Village People

September 16, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"30 Months of Proof He's Bananas," Michael Pacholek "30,000 Pounds of Bananas," Harry Chapin
"Some Morse with no Brain," Ken Willmott "A Horse with No Name," America
"With or Without Girlfriends," Royce Miller "A Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles
"Baby, I'm Back," William Tong "Baby Come Back," Player
"Bad Case Of Loving You (Dr. Pepper)," Michael Hack "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor! Doctor!)," Robert Palmer
"Bat Newt Rising," William Tong "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Bad Water," William Tong "Black Water," Doobie Brothers
"Ones Guy," neminem "Blue Skies," Irving Berlin
"Boot That Newt," William Tong "Blue Suede Shoes," Elvis Presley
"Barge On Polluted Water," William Tong "Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & Garfunkel
"Bring 'Em On Home, Thome," Michael Pacholek "Bring It On Home to Me," Sam Cooke
"Can't Buy My Vote," William Tong "Can't Buy My Love," The Beatles
"Stupid Wind," Paul Morton "Colors of the Wind," Whitney Houston
"Overdecorated," "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Commiserations," Jim A "Congratulations," Cliff Richards
"Could They All Be Following Newt," William Tong "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love," The Spinners
"Slurring.. My Words," Malcolm Higgins "Courage.. My Word," Tragically Hip
"Furlough Shuffle," William Tong "Curly Shuffle," Jump 'N The Saddle Band
"I Aughta Warn 'er," Malcolm Higgins "Down On The Corner," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Eight Bucks A Week," William Tong "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles
"Aw Tawt Aw Taw a Putty Tat," Steve Kalafut "Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
"Dirty Shorts," Michael Hack "Evil Ways," Santana
"Wholesome Kitchen Blues," Roland Essaff "Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"Fool On The Hill," William Tong "Fool On The Hill,"
"For What It's Worth 2003," Steve Kalafut "For What It's Worth," Buffalo Springfield
"GOPAC," William Tong "Get Back," The Beatles
"Get Back," William Tong "Get Back," The Beatles
"Get Ready," William Tong "Get Ready," The Temptations
"Great Balls of Sewage," William Tong "Great Balls of Fire," Jerry Lee Lewis
"Budgetary Hell," William Tong "Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley
"Cry Baby," William Tong "Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley
"Burnt (Mcdonald's version)," Joel Dent "Hurt," Nine Inch Nails
"Johnny Cash's Computer," Michael Pacholek "I Walk the Line," Johnny Cash
"Ban The Cities," William Tong "Kansas City," Wilbert Harrison
"Ben Called The Whole Thing Off," Bob Gomez "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off," Ella Fitzgerald
"K Street," Guy DiRIto "Main Street," Bob Seger
"Mr. Bob Dylan," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Mr. Tambourine Man," Byrds
"My Own Sentry (TFC)," Joel Dent "My Own Summer (shove it)," Deftones
"Hard Line Robert Dole," William Tong "Old Time Rock And Roll," Bob Seger
"Only You," Royce Miller "Only You," The Platters
"Pepper (the TFC 1.0 Remix)," Joel Dent "Pepper," Butthole Surfers
"Pretty Fly for an Old Guy," Comedy Guy "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)," The Offspring
"Buchanan's Gonna Fall," William Tong "Rockin' Pneumonia, Boogie Woogie Flu,"
"San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Hard Hat On Your Hair)," Michael Pacholek "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair)," Scott McKenzie
"Dole Man," William Tong "Soul Man," Sam & Dave
"Ring Questing," Phil Alexander "Star Trekking," The Firm
"Dupes In California Wishing To Replace Gray Davis," William Tong "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Julie Andrews
"The Game of Will," William Tong "The Game of Love," Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders
"Pete Rose," Michael Pacholek "The Rose," Bette Midler
"Riot Zone," AmethystFire "Twilight Zone," Golden Earring
"Underneath Your Clothes (There's a hairy body)," Jennifer C. "Underneath Your Clothes (There's an endless story)," Shakira
"Video Killed Your Workers Comp Claim," pkbites "Video Killed The Radio Star," Buggles
"Wedding Bells Won't Chime," Ethan Mawyer "Waiting for Tonight," Jennifer Lopez
"Diamondback," Michael Pacholek "Welcome Back," John Sebastian
"Werewolves of Alabama," Steve Kalafut "Werewolves of London," Warren Zevon
"Whats My Name In French?," Infectedlildude "Whats My Name In Again," Blink 182
"When You're Real Drunk (on A Sunday Morning)," pkbites "When You're In Love (with A Beautiful Woman)," Dr. Hook

September 17, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All Like Iraqis to Me," Bruce V. Brownfield "Always a Woman to Me," Billy Joel
"Barrat hoose song," Bob Ferguson "Auld maid in a Garrit," Traditional
"HIV (The Lopez-Mercury Song)," J.Marie "Beautiful," Christina Agulara
"Carry On, Now Lieberman," Malcolm Higgins "Carry On My Wayward Son," Kansas
"Kerry's A Dork," Malcolm Higgins "Cherry Hill Park," Billy Joe Royal
"Some Wail Away," Malcolm Higgins "Come Sail Away," Styx
"Dirty old Time," Bob Ferguson "Dirty Old Town," Ewan McColl
"Don't Think Twice, Vote Bush Out," Tim Hall "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right," Bob Dylan
"Tow Bar," ed "Gay Bar," Electric Six
"Just Wants Delay," Guy DiRito "Go All The Way," Raspberries/Eric Carmen
"Hard Haddock To Fake," Malcolm Higgins "Hard Habit To Break," Chicago
"The Tomboy," Bob Ferguson "Haughs o' Cromdale," Traditional
"Hungry Like A Hog," Tom "Hungry Like The Wolf," Duran Duran
"Is That Their Nine?," Malcolm Higgins "I Feel Fine," The Beatles
"I'm a Streaker," Darren J. Godbold "I'm A Believer," The Monkeys
"One Ring (Lord of the Rings)," Megan Ann Miller "It's the End of the World as We Know It," R.E.M.
"Cavity," Zak Randall "Jeopardy," Greg Kihn
"G.O.P," Malcolm Higgins "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Bonnie nip's o' Whisky," Bob Ferguson "Loch Lomond," Traditional
"Loch Lomond Holidays," Bob Ferguson "Loch Lomond," Traditional
"Saddam the Psychopath," Phil Alexander "Nellie the Elephant," Toy Dolls
"Protection," Malcolm Higgins "Objection," Shakira
"Mafia," Freedom Rock "Partytown," Glenn Frey
"Tax Day Woman #4 & 15," Steve Kalafut and Earl Appleby "Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35," Bob Dylan
"Willy's Nose," Royce Miller "Ramblin' Rose," Nat King Cole
"Dead Head Nine," Malcolm Higgins "Red Red Wine," Neil Diamond
"Al Sharpton," Malcolm Higgins "Rose Garden," Lynn Anderson
"Taxgrab," Malcolm Higgins "Taxman," The Beatles
"The Flight To Right," Malcolm Higgins "This Flight Tonight," Nazareth
"This Slime," Malcolm Higgins "This Time," Bryan Adams
"Throw Away Your Politician," The Lost Dude "Throw Away Your Television," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"I Am A Fugitive," Freedom Rock "We Are The Champions,"
"We Are The Bengals," Freedom Rock "We Are The Champions," Queen
"Hung And Breasted," Malcolm Higgins "Young And Restless," Prism

September 18, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mighty Sick Steers," Malcolm Higins "96 Tears," Ray And The Mysterians
"A Roomful of Monkeys," Phil Alexander "A Spoonful of Sugar," Mary Poppins
"Bill's Moving Back To Arkansas," Tom "Arkansas," Roger Miller
"Bad Referees," Diva & Wild Man "Bad Company," Bad Company
"Gerber Girl (A baby's song) part one," T.J. Spindler "Barbie Girl," Aqua
"He's Evil," William Tong "Bo Weevil," Traditional
"Wallenda Girl," Malcolm Higgins "Calendar Girl," Neil Sedaka
"Bushlicker," Political Prankster "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Hard Rockin Boys," ziggy_duranduran "Fat Bottomed Girls," Queen
"Saddam Hussein Is Gay," Static "God Bless The USA," American Idol
"Hang On Poopies," Malcolm Higgins "Hang On Sloopy," The McCoys
"Have a Cigar, Monica," Bubba "Have a Cigar," Pink Floyd
"He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother," Royce Miller "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother," The Hollies
"Help Me Fondle," Malcolm Higgins "Help Me Rhonda," The Beach Boys
"Hey Newt," William Tong "Hey Jude," The Beatles
"Hit The Road, Newt," William Tong "Hit The Road, Jack," Ray Charles
"Amnesty," Malcolm Higgins "Honesty," Billy Joel
"House of the White-Haired One," William Tong "House of the Rising Sun," The Animals
"You're All The Same(political)," Malcolm Higgins "I Call Your Name," The Beatles
"House Republican," William Tong "I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man," Muddy Waters
"Johnny No Code," Ken Willmott "Johnny B. Goode," Chuck Berry
"Constipation," Comedy Guy "Last Resort," Papa Roach
"GOP," John Harvey "Let it Be," The Beatles
"I'm on Hold Again," M.S.G "On the Road Again," Willie Nelson
"The 59-Year Grudge Song (Feelin' Groupies)," "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)," Simon & Garfunkel
"Ballad of the Chickenhawks," Mark Hoolihan "The Ballad of the Green Berets," Barry Sadler and Robin Moore
"Honeycomb Hideout," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Touch Me," Doors
"De Most Wonderful Song Ever," Claude Prez "Under The Sea," Disney
"Remotely Queued Again," Mikey F "Wont Get Fooled Again," Who

September 19, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction," William Tong "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," The Rolling Stones
"All Booked Up," M.S.G "All Shook Up," Elvis Presley
"Republican Congress," William Tong "American Woman," The Guess Who
"They're Conquering America," William Tong "America," Neil Diamond
"The Real Anthem," Infectedlildude "Anthem Part Ii," Blink 182
"Gigli Flopped," Jack Wilson "At the Hop," Danny and the Juniors
"Biggest Fart From Me," Malcolm Higgins "Biggest Part Of Me," Ambrosia
"William Gates Is Evil," Jay W "California Dreamin'," The Mama's and Papa's
"Lead Junk," William Tong "Dead Skunk," Loudon Wainwright III
"8 Simle Rules," Chris Bodily TM "Destiny Rules," Fleetwood Mac
"Don't Go Hockin' At My Door," neminem "Don't Go Knockin' On My Door," Britney Spears
"The G.O.P. Is On The Eve of Destruction," William Tong "Eve of Destruction," Barry McGuire
"Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?," Charlie Decker "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby?," Rolling Stones
"The Newt Is On A Roll," William Tong "Heart of Rock & Roll," Huey Lewis & The News
"Don't Read The Sun," Phil Alexander "Here Comes the Sun," The Beatles
"Political Karaoke," William Tong "Hokey Pokey," Traditional
"I Can't Vote For That (No Can Do)," William Tong "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)," Daryl Hall & John Oates
"I Want the Newt Drugged," William Tong "I Want A New Drug," Huey Lewis & the News
"Imagine," William Tong "Imagine," John Lennon
"Let It Bleed," William Tong "Let It Be," The Beatles
"G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired," William Tong "Light My Fire," The Doors
"They Love Rush So Badly," William Tong "Love Her Madly," The Doors
"Money From Nothing," William Tong "Money For Nothing," Dire Straits
"Collectors," Tim Hall "Moonshadow," Cat Stevens
"No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye)," William Tong "Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)," Steam
"One Vote," Rebecca Adele "One Heart," Celine Dion
"They're Out of Touch," William Tong "Out of Touch," Daryl Hall & John Oates
"People Who Tried (political)," Malcolm Higgins "People Who Died," Jim Carroll
"Broken Fly On A Fat Guy," Zak Randall "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)," Offspring
"Static Is Back," T.J. Spindler "Rantotum Is Back," R.A.N.T.O.T.U.M.
"Isabel (the Hurricane Song)," Malcolm Higgins "Ring My Bell," Anita Ward
"Seven Year Break," Bubba "Seven Year Ache," Roseanne Cash
"High Humidity," Michael Pacholek "Silent Legacy," Melissa Etheridge
"Grrly Boi," Twohomophobes "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Starr Is Too Suspicious," William Tong "Superstition," Stevie Wonder
"Takin' Porno Downloads (with Kazaa)," Adam Bernstein "Takin' Care of Business," Bachman Turner Overdrive
"The G.O.P. Will Pay," William Tong "That'll Be The Day," Buddy Holly
"The Art of Boozing," Stockton "The Art of Losing," American Hi-Fi
"The Devil Rays, South of Georgia," Michael Pacholek "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," The Charlie Daniels Band
"The Great Wallendas (another Tribute To The Great Ones)," Malcolm Higgins "The Great Pretender," The Platters
"We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem)," Malcolm Higgins "The Great Pretender," The Platters
"The Little Dumber Boy," Michael Pacholek "The Little Drummer Boy," The Harry Simeone Chorale
"Industry Machine," William Tong "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"Froot Loop Diet," Malcolm Higgins "Zoot Zoot Riot," Cherry Poppin Malkies

September 20, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Grocery Shopping Cart," Zak Randall "Achy Breaky Heart," Billy Ray Cyrus
"A Monica Woman ( Political)," Malcolm Higgins "American Woman," The Guess Who
"Land Of Old (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Band Of Gold," Freda Payne
"Priests are Perverts," Charlie Decker "Beast of Burden," Rolling Stones
"Hangin' around with Bush," Know 1 can hear you dream "Beating around the bush," AC/DC
"Newt's A Start (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Boots Or Hearts," Tragically Hip
"Ice Cream," Jack Wilson "Daydream," The Lovin' Spoonful
"Pardon the Interruption," Michael Pacholek "Eve of Destruction," Barry McGuire
"Sappy," Charlie Decker "Happy," Rolling Stones
"Crony Shuffle," Adagio "Harlem Shuffle," Rolling Stones
"Help Me Make It Through the Flight," Michael Pacholek "Help Me Make It Through the Night," Kris Kristofferson
"Hey Babe Nice Butt," Joel Dent "Hey Man Nice Shot," Filter
"Liberty Bell," Know 1 can hear you dream "Highway to Hell," AC/DC
"Stalagmite," Merry & Pippin "I'm Alright," Kenny Loggins
"Something Tells Me I Ate Some Poisoned Food," lebeiW15 "I'm Into Something Good," Herman's Hermits
"Living La Vida Adicto (Living The Internet Addict Life)," Jennifer C. "Living La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"Dub Grows Where Joe Lieberman Shows," Malcolm Higgins "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Grows," Edison Lighthouse
"42! DON´T PANIC!," Know 1 can hear you dream "Love changes (everything)," Climie Fisher
"Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter," Merry & Pippin "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"Dik8er Boi," Kirill T. "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Moseley," Malcolm Higgins "Snowbird," Anne Murray
"Tracy's Mom (Is Larger Than Taiwan)," Ethan Mawyer "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Take This Dump and Shove It," Joseph Hayes "Take This Job and Shove It," Johnny Paycheck
"The Gamer," Joel Dent "The Red," Chevelle
"This Newt Was Made For Talkin," Malcolm Higgins "These Boots Were Made For Walkin," Nancy Sinatra
"Twelve days of Broadband," Phil Alexander "Twelve days of Christmas," Traditional
"Kids... I Love You So, Now Find New Digs ," Diva "Wedding Bell Blues," Fifth Dimention
"You Don't Have To Be Ken Starr (political)," Malcolm Higgins "You Don't Have To Be A Star," Marilyn McCoo And Billy Davis Jr

September 22, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"99 Cars Go Zoom," HunterG "99 Red Ballons," Nena
"A House with No Drains," Merry & Pippin "A Horse with No Name," America
"A Baboon Delight," Malcolm Higgins "Afternoon Delight," Starland Vocal Band
"All Right Wing," William Tong "All Right Now," Free
"Polluter's Song," William Tong "Annie's Song," John Denver
"Any Slime At All (political)," Malcolm Higins "Any Time At All," The Beatles
"Big Guns," Melhi "Big Balls," AC/DC
"Gigli," Malcolm Higgins "Big League," Tom Cochrane
"Bombing Iraq-sody," Prey Kund "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Choose Your Number," Bob O'Mara "Boys of Summer," Don Henley/The Ataris
"Butt Stew," Jeff Kitts "Brain Stew," Green Day
"Bleed," Eric Thomas "Breed," Nirvana
"Candida (The Feminine Fungus)," Non-Demonic "Candida," Tony Orlando & Dawn
"Stars," Malcolm Higgins "Cars," Gary Numan
"Veins," Malcolm Higgins "Chains," The Beatles
"Fool Change (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Cool Change," Little River Band
"Marriage (My Word)..the Gay Nuptuals Song," Malcolm Higgins "Courage (My Word)," Tragically Hip
"Brawling," Mr Greig "Crawling," Linkin Park
"Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby," Hamilton Joe, Frank And Reynolds
"Year Police," Malcolm Higgins "Dream Police," Cheap Trick
"In A Fascist Nation," William Tong "Fascination," Dinah Shore
"Dry At Night," Malcolm Higgins "Fly At Night," Chilliwack
"Big Bird," Chris Bodily TM "Freebird," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song)," Malcolm Higgins "Gypsies Tramps And Theives," Cher
"Hasn't Bit Me Yet ( The West Nile Ballad)," Malcolm Higgins "Hasn't Hit Me Yet," Blue Rodeo
"Case of Gas," Smurf "Heart of Glass," Blondie
"J.Lo Goodbye," Michael Pacholek "Hello Goodbye," The Beatles
"Hey Man, You Eat Snot," Dyslexic diK "Hey Man, Nice Snot," Filter
"You Can't Hear Music," William Tong "I Can Hear Music," The Beach Boys
"I Saw Her Armpit Hair," Malcolm Higgins "I Saw Her Standing There," The Beatles
"I Should Have Grown Better," Malcolm Higgins "I Should Have Known Better," The Beatles
"I Right The Wrongs(political)," Malcolm Higgins "I Write The Songs," Barry Manilow
"I'd Die Instead (political)," Malcolm Higgins "I'll Cry Instead," The Beatles
"They'll Follow A Bum," Malcolm Higgins "I'll Follow The Sun," The Beatles
"They Are Losers(political)," Malcolm Higgins "I'm A Loser," The Beatles
"I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song)," Malcolm Higgins "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You," The Beatles
"Nobody Believed It," Band Dorks "I'm a Believer," Monkees
"Junk Tune Junkie," Guy DiRito "Junk Food Junkie," Larry Groce
"Likely Stoned," Jeff Kitts "Like A Stone," Audioslave
"Dufusrider," Fitu Petaia "Lowrider," WAR
"Repeal," William Tong "Lucille," Little Richard
"Major Bomb," Malcolm Higgins "Major Tom," Peter Schilling
"I Left My Gun," Freedom Rock "Manthem," Bouncing Souls
"Scalia," William Tong "Maria," Broadway Cast
"I'm Against This Music," Chris Bodily TM "Me Against the Music," Britney Spears
"Lieberman," Malcolm Higgins "Nowhere Man," The Beatles
"O Vancouver (2)," Hey man "O Canada," Calixa Lavalee
"Gain It Back," William Tong "Paint It Black," The Rolling Stones
"Pair Of Black Snipers," Malcolm Higgins "Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Let Me Listen To My Old School Punk In Peace," ziggy_duranduran "Paranoid," Black Sabbath
"L Train," Tim Hall "Peace Train," Cat Stevens
"Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17)," Michael Pacholek "Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17)," Olivia Newton-John
"Grilled Cheese remix," Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters "Right Thurr remix," Chingy, Trina, & J.D
"And You Might Pull Through," Ashley "Runaround Sue," Dion
"Underground Loo," Phil Alexander "Runaround Sue," Dion
"Why's Your Dog Always Bark?," lebeiW15 "Saturday In The Park," Chicago
"Stranded," Cheezy101 "She Hates Me," Puddle of Mudd
"Fake Boobs," White Mystery "She's Gonna Break Soon," Less Than Jake
"Fines," Michael Pacholek "Signs," The Five Man Electrical Band
"Sixteen Scandals," Michael Pacholek "Sixteen Candles," Johnny Maestro & the Crests
"No Rest Today," David Jensen "So Yesterday," Hilary Duff
"Cleaning the Fridge," Eric Thomas "Something in the Way," Nirvana
"Peeping Tom," wdh "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Stephanie," Static "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Green Party Man," Charlie Decker "Street Fighting Man," Rolling Stones
"I Think I'll Parody, Too," Steve Kalafut "Stuck In The Middle With You," Steeler's Wheel
"Flatulate," White Mystery "Suffocate," Cold
"UFC," Freedom Rock "TNT," AC/DC
"Freaky To Me," JuLiEaNn "Taking Over Me," Evanescence
"Talking When You Pee," Royce Miller "Talking In Your Sleep," The Romantics
"Evil Candy Man," MysteryGoat "The Candy Man," Sammy Davis Jr.
"The Fake Green Grass of Dome," Michael Pacholek "The Green, Green Grass of Home," Tom Jones
"The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo," "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"The Aliens Will Come," MysteryGoat "Then The Morning Comes," Smashmouth
"Tie A Yellow Gibbon From A Jungle Tree," Malcolm Higgins "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree," Tony Orlando And Dawn
"Fakicity," Jeff Kitts "Toxicity," System of a Down
"Follow the Gray Mithrandir," Megan Ann Miller "We're Off to See the Wizard," Dorothy & Co.
"Wonderin' Where The Liars Are," Malcolm Higgins "Wonderin' Where The Lions Are," Bruce Cockburn
"Back To Mexico ( The Border Patrol Song)," Malcolm Higins "You, Me And Mexico," Edward Bear
"mSOYBEAN," ziggy_duranduran "mOBSCENE," Marilyn Manson

September 23, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mighty Sick Steers," Malcolm Higgins "96 Tears," Ray And The Mysterians
"Canada," Simon and Garfunkel Fan "America," Simon and Garfunkel
"Any Slime At All (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Any Time At All," The Beatles
"Bickuring With You," Fitu Petaia "Being With You," Smokey Robinson
"Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna," Michael Pacholek "Donna the Prima Donna," Dion
"For Your Birthday, I Bought A Spongebob," Malcolm Higgins "Get A Haircut And Get A Good Job," George Thorogood
"How Come There's A Recall, California," William Tong "Hotel California," The Eagles
"Greyhound," Zak Randall "Hound Dog," Elvis Presley
"If You Like the R.I.A.A.," Know 1 can hear you dream "If You´re Happy and You Know It," Traditional
"In Luv Wit food," Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters "In Luv Wit Chu," Da Brat
"Clean My Room," Bob Gomez "In My Room," The Beach Boys
"B-U-S-H," William Tong "L-O-V-E," Nat King Cole
"Spaff, Spaff," Bob Gomez "Laugh, Laugh," Beau Brummels
"Slow Driver," Mikey F "Low Rider," War
"Road Kill A Grilling," Guy DiRito "More Than A Feeling," Boston
"Goin' Vegan," Adam Bernstein "Movin' Out," Billy Joel
"House Gang Henry," William Tong "Mustang Sally," Wilson Pickett
"Razor," Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters "Naggin," Yin Yang Twins
"The SUV song," Jim A "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)," Squeeze
"Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head," Guy DiRito "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head," BJ Thomas
"Springtime for William and Hillary," Bruce Decker "Springtime for Hitler," Mel Brooks
"Parody," Rae "Sympathy," Goo Goo Dolls
"Take Him Out," Papichris "Take You Out," Luther Vandross
"Why Does My Hair Turn Gray?," Tim Hall "Where Do The Children Play?," Cat Stevens
"Car Full of Beer Cans," Ethan Mawyer "Yesterday," The Beatles
"Tammy Faye," Royce Miller "Yesterday," The Beatles
"Back To Mexico ( The Border Petrol Song)," Malcolm Higgins "You, Me And Mexico," Edward Bear

September 24, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"We Are In Grave Danger," William Tong "Away In A Manger," Traditional
"Cisco Drinker," Manu Petaia "Cisco Kid," WAR
"I'm Sorry Llama," Timinem "Cleanin' Out My Closet," Eminem
"Intoxicated," Papichris "Complicated," Arvil Lagvine
"No Coffee Grounds," Adagio "Don't Bring Me Down," Electric Light Orchestra
"Beaner," Crazed Maniac "Dreamer," Ozzy Osbourne
"Cheese on a Quiche," Mr Greig "Freak on a Leash," KoRn
"Munchin'," Saider Eiegle "Frontin'," Pharrell featuring Jay-Z
"Gingrich The Showman," William Tong "Frosty The Snowman," Jimmy Durante
"Laundry Tonight," Steve Kalafut "Heartache Tonight," Eagles
"In Tune," Eric Thomas "In Bloom," Nirvana
"Lucky Girl," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Lucky Man," Emerson, Lake & Palmer
"No Possible Doubt Whatever," Phil Alexander "No Possible Doubt Whatever," Gilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers)
"Ambulance Chaser," The Great Karlando "Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My Head," Phil Alexander "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head," BJ Thomas
"Awful Aroma And Your Boogers Hangin' Too," The Great Karlando "Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-Woogie Flu," Johnny Winter
"Roseanne," Chris Bodily TM "Roxanne," Police
"Mimes," Melhi "Signs," Five Man Electrical Band
"Show Down," William Tong "Small Town," John Mellencamp
"Gilligan's Island," Chris Bodily TM "Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"The Gingrich Song," William Tong "The Christmas Song," Nat King Cole
"I'm On Another Furlough," William Tong "The Dreidel Song," Traditional
"The Man Named Phil Gramm," William Tong "The First Noel," Traditional
"The Vet Song," Phil Alexander "The Jet Song," Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story)
"Gaudy Women," Evelyn Tidwell "Trashy Women," Confederate Railroad
"Without Cheese," Timinem "Without Me," Eminem
"SOS," Musidora "Wow," Kate Bush

September 25, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Recall Time," Malcolm Higgins "409," The Beach Boys
"James Brown," Fitu Petaia "Bad Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce
"Asteroids," Cherrios "Bandages," Hot Hot Heat
"Mr. Clean," Royce Miller "Billie Jean," Michael Jackson
"Chalupian Rhapsody ( September Chalupa Awards)," Wild Man "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Neimanian Recipe," "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Building Up Runnerups ( Political)," Malcolm Higgins "Build Me Up, Buttercup," The Foundations
"California's Beaming ( Political)," Malcolm Higgins "California Dreamin'," The Mamas And The Papas
"Pizza Day," Unnatural Disaster "Come Out and Play," The Offspring
"Eat My Pies," Mr Greig "Did My Time," KoRn
"Everybody Weighs His Tool," Guy DiRito "Everybody Plays the Fool," Main Ingredient
"Fat in a bottle," Charlie aka Snooze_bunny "Genie In A Bottle," Christina Auguleria
"Commie And I'm Great (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Henry The Eighth I Am," Herman's Hermits
"High Ho (Why do you think she was called snow white)," Alex Zander "Hiegh Ho," Disney
"I Started With Coke," Malcolm Higgins "I Started A Joke," The Bee Gees
"Austin Wants To Be Like You," Alex Zander "I Wanna Be Like You," Disney
"'Til The Midnight Hour," William Tong "In The Midnight Hour," Wilson Pickett
"Like A Strolling Ho," Malcolm Higgins "Like A Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan
"Moseley My Dear (the Braun Song)," Malcolm Higgins "Martha My Dear," The Beatles
"Sunny Vice City," Jammin' Jeff "Paradise City," Guns N' Roses
"Rescue Me," William Tong "Rescue Me," Fontella Bass
"Robert Dole's Speeches," William Tong "Rock & Roll Music," Chuck Berry
"Recall Vote Is Back Today (political)," Malcolm Higgins "Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay," Danny And The Juniors
"Slow Man," Zak Randall "Soul Man," Sam & Dave
"Supersavingtescovauletotallyisutteruseless," Alex Zander "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Disney
"Thank God, I'm a Country Bear," Josh Taylor "Thank God, I'm a Country Boy," John Denver
"That Gray's A Whining Poser (political)," Malcolm Higgins "The Days Of Wine And Roses," Andy Williams
"Their Lyin' Creeps Tonight (political)," Malcolm Higgins "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," The Tokens
"The Power of Newt," William Tong "The Power of Love," Huey Lewis & The News
"The Power of Newt," William Tong "The Power of Love," Huey Lewis & The News
"Take For A Ride," William Tong "Ticket To Ride," The Beatles
"Under Employment," Alex Zander "Under The Sea," Disney
"Shut Down the Server," Phil Alexander "Waltzing Matilda," Traditional
"We're Gonna Play Pokemon," Stockton "We Didn't Start the Fire," Billy Joel
"We'll Cheat Again (democratic Political Strategy)," Malcolm Higgins "We'll Meet Again," Guy Lombardo

September 26, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Big Ol' Smelly Fart," Jim Selleck "Achy Breaky Heart," Billy Ray Cyrus
"Ain't No Sunshine (When There's Chret)," Jules "Ain't No Sunshine (When She's Gone)," Bill Withers
"As Queers Go Bi," Mikey F "As Tears Go By,"
"Author Song part 1," T.J. Spindler "Bohimian Rhapsody," Queen
"If Only," Debra "Casi Un Bolero (Almost A Love Song)," Ricky Martin
"Diary of a Dirty Shirt," David Jensen "Coming Clean," Hilary Duff
"Don't Stay In There," Debra "Don't Break My Heart," Nicola
"Leaf Peeper," Cherrios "Du Hast," Rammenstein
"Feel Like the President Lied Rag," Mark Hoolihan "Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag," Country Joe and the Fish
"Rum Rum Rum," Phil Alexander "Fun Fun Fun," The Beach Boys
"Flabber's Song," Flabber's No.1 "Gollum's Song," Emilana Torrini
"Kryptonite (Ballad Of Christopher Reeve)," Johnny Pyro "Kryptonite," 3 Doors Down
"People Stared At The Glitter On His Face," ziggy_duranduran "Lady Stardust," David Bowie
"Lake of Tires," Eric Thomas "Lake of Fire," Nirvana
"Eating Snow," Michael Hack "Letting Go," Paul McCartney & Wings
"Eating Snow," Michael Hack "Letting Go," Paul McCartney & Wings
"Mai Tai's Will Floor You," Guy DiRito "My Eyes Adored You," Frankie Valli
"Davis Needs To Go Right Now ( Political)," Malcolm Higgins "No One Needs O Know Right Now," Shania Twain
"Scotty vs. Eddie," Ryan Quinn "Oi To The World," No Doubt
"Senor Rita (The it)," BLO-TOWN "Senorita," Justin Timberlake
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits," Hobbit Girl "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Whoops, I Agreed," Ryan Quinn "Whoops, I OD'd," NoFX

September 27, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Three-Fingered Salute," Phil Alexander "A Four-Legged Friend," Roy Rogers
"That Course Killed my Game," wdh "A Horse with no Name," America
"Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs," Guy DiRito "Back In The U.S.S.R.," Beatles
"Don't Fail A Grade," pkbites "Come Sail Away," Styx
"Scream (what Linkin Park Can't Do In Malaysia)," Ethan Mawyer "Faint," Linkin Park
"Goodbye Palmer ," Malcolm Higgins "Goodbye Stranger," Supertramp
"47! Get a life!," Know 1 can hear you dream "Hangar 18," Megadeth
"I'm Into Something Root," Jack Wilson "I'm Into Something Good," Herman's Hermits
"Keep it Common Law," pkbites "Keep It Coming Love," K.C. & the Sunshine Band
"G.O.P," Malcolm Higgins "Lean On Me," Bill Withers
"Barnabas Collins," Spencer Karter "Mellow Yellow," Donovan
"Chicken Dance," Jeff Wilder "Safety Dance," Men Without Hats
"We Always Choke 'Cause She Stinks," Steve McIntyre "She Only Smokes When She Drinks," Joe Nichols
"Simply Irreversible," Malcolm Higgins "Simply Irresistable," Robert Palmer
"Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes," Musidora "The Man with the Child in His Eyes," Kate Bush
"Three's Burglars," Spencer Karter "Three's Company Theme," Ray Charles and Julie Rinker
"If I´m Gonna Be Your Lover (you Gotta Get Rid Those Kids)," Know 1 can hear you dream "Wannabe," Spice Girls
"( Spending Summer With ) My Mom Again," Your Stalker "Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"You've Got the Bends," Merry & Pippin "You've Got a Friend," James Taylor

September 29, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"You Can't Get No Tax Reduction," Bill Tong "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," The Rolling Stones
"Before I Die," Tim Hall "And When I Die," Blood, Sweat, & Tears
"The Big Paradise Knows The Puck Is Waiting," Anime Kid who luvs parodys @ da age of (and is only)9 "Big Yellow Taxi," Counting Crows. Vannesa Carlton
"Blowin' Once Again," Rick Duncan "Blowin' in the Wind," Bob Dylan
"Blow By You," Rick Duncan "Blue Bayou," Roy Orbison
"Author Song part 2," T.J. Spindler "Bohimian Rhapsody," Queen
"Breath," MysteryGoat "Breathe," Michelle Branch
"Just Sneezed," Bob Gomez "Breathe," Faith Hill
"The Style And The Profile," Johnny Pyro "Cat's In The Cradle," Harry Chapin
"Yuppie Chistmas Song," Steve Kalafut "Christmas Song," Nat King Cole
"Mr. Hankey," Tim Hall "Dr. Robert," Beatles
"Pansy," Bill Klein "Fancy," Reba McIntire
"Dames Without Brassiers," Rick Duncan "Games Without Frontiers," Peter Gabriel
"Monica," Tom "Gloria," Blues Traveler
"Hitching a Ride," pkbites "HITCHIN' A RIDE," Vanity Fair
"You´re Not 18, Say Are You Butch?," Know 1 can hear you dream "Hangar 18," Megadeth
"My Time," MysteryGoat "Headstrong," Trapt
"Funny Ho," Malcolm Higgins "Honeycomb," Jimmy Rodgers
"I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)," Bob Gomez "I Believe," Frankie Laine
"I Want To Grate Cheese," Malcolm Higgins "I Want To Break Free," Queen
"I'm Just a B*tch," Michael Gale "I'm Just a Kid," Simple Plan
"Mike Is From Haddonfield," Chris Bodily TM "Love Is a Battlefield," Pay Benatar
"Margaritapill," Malcolm Higgins "Margaretaville," Jimmy Buffet
"Silicon Piles," Malcolm Higgins "Mull Of Kintyre," Paul Mccartney
"Mai Tai," Malcolm Higgins "My Guy," Mary Wells
"Diarrhea," Static "My Maria," Brooks & Dunn
"Mike Pacholek," Bob Gomez "My Sharona," The Knack
"Drunk Again," Jeff Kitts "Never Again," Nickelback
"Viagra," Bob Gomez "On Broadway," The Drifters
"Arthur Andersen," William Tong "On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
"Owner of a Lonely Dog," Rick Duncan "Owner of a Lonely Heart," Yes
"Paint It Green," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Paint It Black," Rolling Stones
"(Mental) Patient," Sean Henderson "Patience," Guns N'Roses
"Time To Face The Music," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong "Play That Funky Music," Wild Cherry
"Canada," Eric Thomas "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter," Nirvana
"Walkin' into Sea World," Rick Duncan "Rockin' in the Free World," Neil Young
"Smells Like Teen Cooking," Jeff Kitts "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Planetary Man," Guy DiRito "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Sedentary Man," Adagio "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Bush(Its Not Easy)," Cherrios "Superman(It's Not Easy)," Five For Fighting
"Emo kid," Ryan Quinn "Superman," Five For Fighting
"Takin Care Of Quizno's," Malcolm Higgins "Takincare Of Business," Bachman Turner Overdrive
"The Animalistic Song," Steven Cavanagh "The Animal Song," Savage Garden
"Grecian Gods," Zaphod Beeblebrox "The Candy Man," Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia," Steve McIntyre "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," Charlie Daniels
"Mouses Clicked," Jeff Kitts "The Kids Aren't Alright," The Offspring
"Things Are Screwed For Shrub," William Tong "The Things We Do For Love," 10cc
"Moronica," Rick Duncan "Veronica," Elvis Costello/Paul McCartney
"Don't Have A Conniption!," Adagio "Walk Like An Egyptian," Bangles
"It's Called Food Addiction," Guy DiRito "Walk Like An Egyptian," The Bengals
"We Are The Squirrels," Mr. Horse "We Are The World," Usa for Africa
"We Didn't Quite Retire," Rick Duncan "We Didn't Light the Fire," Billy Joel
"Motion Sickness," AussieBullDog "White Flag," Dido
"Stalkers Anthem," MysteryGoat "Why Don't You & I," Santana ft. Chad Kroeger/Alex Band
"With A Rubber Duck," Malcolm Higgins "With A Little Luck," Paul Mccartney
"Without Jews (or a Palastinian's Lament)," Johnny Pyro "Without You," Motley Crue
"Yes You're Gay," pkbites "Yesterday," The Beatles
"You Might Stink," pkbites "You Might Think," The Cars

September 30, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Mad Cadaver," Smurf "Abra Cadabra," Sugar Ray
"Call Right Now," Guy DiRito "All Right Now," Free
"Already Blonde," Rick Duncan "Already Gone," Eagles
"The Fellowship Pie," Jason Dela Cruz "American Pie," Don Mclean
"Taco Bell," okayokay "Animal," Def Leppard
"Homerian Rhapsody," Phil Alexander "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Gross to You," Rick Duncan "Close to You," The Carpenters
"Sleepy Time," M.S.G "Closing Time," Semisonic
"Migraine," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Drag Queen," DarthPaul85 "Daydream Believer," The Monkeys
"Every Dish You Make," Rick Duncan "Every Breath You Take," The Police
"Kasara's Fat Chick Blues," Shane Frederick "Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"Recalling," William Tong "Free Falling," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
"Eggnog," Malcolm Higgins "Headlong," Queen
"I Fart Underwater," Michael Hack "I Come From The Water," Toadies
"Crabs On My Mind," Shane Frederick "I Walk The Line," Johnny Cash
"You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong," Royce Miller "I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song," Jim Croce
"Junk," Smurf "Jump," Van Halen
"Slimy Cab Driver," Tim Hall "Lady Cab Driver," Prince
"MGS," Shamack "Larger Than Life," Backstreet Boys
"My Renovation," Rick Duncan "My Generation," The Who
"My Shabunga," Andrea Huckstep "My Sharona," The Knack
"Subway," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "My Way," Frank Sinatra (franky baby ....yea)
"Sing A Free Song," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Ride My See Saw," Moody Blues
"Superstar," Manu Petaia "Shining Star," Earth Wind and Fire
"Shaped Like a Dirigible," Clint Ross "Simply Irresistable," Robert Palmer
"Soo Bored," Smurf "So Tired," Ozzy Osbourne
"Democratic Man(political)," Malcolm Higgins "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Just A Married Man," Malcolm Higgins "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Military Man," Malcolm Higgins "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Solitary Can," Malcolm Higgins "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Very Hairy Man," Malcolm Higgins "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Sometimes I Rhyme," DarthPaul85 "Sometimes (I run)," Britany Spears
"Moonshine's What I Love," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Sunshine Of Your Love," Eric Clapton
"Buffy Addict," Lizzie "Teenage Dirtbag," Wheatus
"A Cocomocha," Malcolm Higgins "The Locomotion," Little Eva
"There'll Always Be A Tadpole," John Cartwright "There'll Always Be An England," Parker & Charles/ Vera Lynn
"Mp3 Killed the Media Star," M.S.G "Video Killed the Radio Star," The Buggles
"Dan: Watermelon Man," William Tong "Watermelon Man," Mongo Santamaria
"Overdrawn," DarthPaul85 "You'll Be In My Heart," Phill Collins


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