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Song Parodies -> "Bedouin"

Original Song Title:

"Better Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Bedouin"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

So this is just a random song we made up about an anthropologist in the middle of the desert looking for Bedouins, who are a nomadic peoples in the Middle East.
Searchin', watchin' the sun, it's long since done, she now must run
Yellin', in the dark, hoping soon they'll meet
Imagining photos on a magazine cover
No time to sleep as she looks all over
She cries, "I know they're not extinct," can't find a Bedouin!
She dreams of National Geographic covers, can't find a Bedouin!
Can't find a Bedouin!
Can't find a Bedouin!

Talkin' to herself, sometimes a Wilson volleyball
She tells them, so..
Memories of AC'd homes, not alone
And hoping for a caravan to come along
She swears she saw 'em, she swears they've just gone
She cries, "I know they're not extinct," can't find a Bedouin!
She dreams of National Geographic covers, can't find a Bedouin!
She cries, "I know they're not extinct," can't find a Bedouin!
She dreams of National Geographic covers, can't find a Bedouin!

She loves 'em, and didn't want to document
She needs 'em, to justify her stipend
Can't find a Bedouin!
Can't find a Bedouin!
Can't find a Bedouin!
Can't find a Bed-ou-in!
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TV OD - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
It should be 90s not miscellany.
Rice Cube - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess we chose the wrong decade.
Billy Florio - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
lol
Shaz - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent as usual! Waiting for more! :)
Red Ant - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Blast from the past, or sandstorm? =) Nice work guys.

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