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Song Parodies -> "Boot That Newt"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Boot That Newt"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Written in 1996, about then Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich
Well, he took all our money
To him it's a show
You'd better get ready to tell him no
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
Well, the time is now
To drag him down
To curse his name all over the town
Go do anything that you want to do
As long as you promise to go boot Newt
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
(instrumental break)
Gotta stop him before
He goes too far
His name's becoming
As black as tar
Republicans claim they don't pollute
But this November, give them the boot
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
To him it's a show
You'd better get ready to tell him no
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
Well, the time is now
To drag him down
To curse his name all over the town
Go do anything that you want to do
As long as you promise to go boot Newt
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
(instrumental break)
Gotta stop him before
He goes too far
His name's becoming
As black as tar
Republicans claim they don't pollute
But this November, give them the boot
Why don't you
Step on the man named Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
Let's go! Boot, boot
Boot that Newt
You can do anything
As long as you boot that Newt
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