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Song Parodies -> "I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

The President sits down on the toilet, opens the Washington Post, cringes, and in a frightening moment of introspection, begins to sing.....
I believe for every WMD we have
Saddam's got two
I believe that in some elementary school
He's stashed a few

I believe that just before election day
The skeptics will
Be blown away
I believe, I believe

I believe Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz
Are stand-up guys
I believe that Rumsfeld and the Pentagon
Could not tell lies

Every time I see a CIA report
Or flub a speech
Or lose my shorts
My last resort's
"I believe!"
ęBob "Weapons of Mock Destruction" Gomez 2003

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