Song Parodies -> "Wedding Bells Won't Chime"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting for Tonight"

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Original Performer:

"Wedding Bells Won't Chime"

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The Lyrics

i'm taking a stab at writing another curent events parody - its more fun than reading. i read online (always a reliable source) that it was probably ben who broke up with j. lo

On a movie set
The two of us met
The film bombed like at Pearl Harbor
Though we got engaged
I was not enraged
When Ben got crazy at a bar, but
Now I'm distraught since he broke up with me
Said he was sick of the publicity
But that is just BS
I don't believe that
He's really in love with Matt

Wedding bells won't chime, no
I wish I could say I was glad
Wedding bells won't chime, no
This really ain't funny, it's bad
Wedding bells won't chime

I won't be alright
I wait for tonight
When I'll cry myself to sleep
Now Armageddon
Seems like lots of fun
Compared to what I'm going through here
Now Ben will go hunting but he won't find love
That don't cost a thing like you know that mine does
Except for the rocks that I made him buy me
I must rep my block you see

Wedding bells won't chime, no
I wish I could say I was glad
Wedding bells won't chime, no
This really ain't funny, it's bad
Wedding bells won't chime

Wedding bells won't chime, no
I wish I could say I was glad
Wedding bells won't chime, no
This really ain't funny, it's bad
Wedding bells won't chime

Wedding bells won't chime, no
I wish I could say I was glad
Wedding bells won't chime, no
This really ain't funny, it's bad
Wedding bells won't chime

Now Ben will go hunting but he won't find love
That don't cost a thing like you know that mine does
Except for the rocks that I made him buy me
I must rep my block you see

Chorus several more times

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Bob Gomez - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment

"Ben will go hunting".....awesome embedded reference to "Good Will Hunting"! Way to go, and don't miss my "Ben Called The Whole Thing Off." I enjoyed this, and remember that this is the way we used to get the news before there were newspapers. Town criers, strolling minstrels, and troubadours were always singing about current events and poking fun at those in power. Good job and I hope this gets lots of votes. d;:^)

J.Marie - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment

cheak out my new parody!!

Claude Prez - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

"He's really in love with Matt"...good job; about sums it up

Spaff.com - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Splendid, EM, splendid. I liked "I must rep my block" all the other references.

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