Last call, 'cause we're out of Sam's
But, still, nobody gives a damn
They'll hang out, 'cause they are crash prone
A hangover is where they'll go
I'm hopin' they like Amstell Light
Hopefully it's still alright
Serving drinkers, it's my job
Until they are a divorced slob
I hope they are not here too long

Hey-ho, gulp gulp
Raging alcoholics, drinkin' gin and tonics
One two, dude, what are they gonna do
Wouldn't think if I were you
Gin and juice, and Morgan, too
Soon they will be on the loose
Sobbin' for the wife they're losing
It's the art of boozing

Gonna see these pink platypi
Hallucination gets their eye
95, you think you had enough
Do you think that dyin' makes you tough
Not cool, it'll never be
I'm gonna take away the Jimmy Beam
No one wants a drunken fool
Who spends lots of time on the stool
Or when they're pukin' in the pool

Hey-ho, gulp gulp
Raging alcoholics, drinkin' gin and tonics
One two, dude, what are they gonna do
Wouldn't think if I were you
Gin and juice, and Morgan, too
Soon they will be on the loose
Sobbin' for the wife they're losing
It's the art of boozing

They drink lots of Coor's beer
Now what will they do here
Their liver, they're losing
'Cause that's the risk in boozing

Hey-ho, gulp gulp
Raging alcoholics, drinkin' gin and tonics
One two, dude, what are they gonna do
Wouldn't think if I were you
Gin and juice, and Morgan, too
Soon they will be on the loose
Sobbin' for the wife they're losing
It's the art of boozing
It's the art of boozing
It's the art of boozing

We all drink
We all drink
We all drink in America
Gonna drink
Gonna drink
Gonna drink in America