The Lyrics

You all are just too good this month.I thought I'd try something new (often use a Beatles tune)... and if I left anyone out. Please no hard feelings, I'll catch ya next time around....EnjoyThe Chalupa Awards are a collection memorable events of the month, and not a result of a collective voting process.

Chalupian Rhapsody

IIlinois life
The activitites...
"Magna-fried" ant piles
Of Mel's creativity

Hope all you guys...find a pleasant surprise...from me.

"Bundy's" a poor boy
Dysfunctional family
Easy pun...blow up ho
From that Guy... Di Rito
He can entertain folks
with a FOX-y network
I'm pleased...so-o-pleased

{ piano music }

Claude..awe
That "Scramb-lin Man"
Put a nun into my head
Now the Monkies are all dead
Mal-colm
"Parrot" shot for fun
but "keeter" was saved for another day
Ja-red...o-o-o-o
When the "Fed-x" truck goes by
I don't think he'll be back this way tommorow

Spaff.com...Spaff.com... my funny bone's in tatters

"Hussein"and your "Sick Puns"
Tickle ribs inside my mind
With those Bobby Gomez rhymes
Stood by a new buddy
He's Gabriel Holms...
Fat fives for that "Adkins Diet Blues"
Tim Hall...o-o-o-o
( when the water bag blows)
Just try to keep her dry
That kid will be along now real soon- y'all

Spaff.com Spaff.com my funny bone's in tatters

{ tempo change}

I see a little bun-o-bread-a of a "Spam"
Rice-a-Cube Rice-a-Cube
Do the Daddy Watt tango
"King of Soap" enlightning
All the bubbles exciting me
Ada-gio... Ada-gio... Ada-gio... Ada-gio
"Mur-frees-boro"...opera of soap-o-o-ope

Hey Florio bros... may I give a short speech
Hey there Florios..Amiright Awards week
And share with my wife in this great courtesy

Wild Man.. in tuxedo...Diva's gown...like J-Lo

Muhaha... Mer-n-Pip... who really knows?
Muhaha... Mer-n-Pip... what kind of clothes?
Muhaha... Mer-n-Pip...as the riddle goes
as the riddle goes.... as the riddle goes
goes...goes...goes....goes....goes.

Gada-Da-Vida..Gada-Da-Vida
The Polka.. Loose Bruce wrote
Royce Miller typed
Two hundred at her side, this week
The queen, the queeeeeeeeeeeeen!

{ everyone moshes to head banging rock music }

So you think you can spam us, you internet spies
So we think your no better than that Ones Guy
Yo crazy, just write parodies babies
Politely comment about, or get your remarks outta here.

{slow tempo}

Ooh Yeah...Ooh Yeah

{ W M almost passes out from the hysterical moshing }

Hope your really flattered, anyone can see
This Queen song is really ....killing me...
(Send me lots of good votes )

{bracket entries} by Diva Original songwriter Freddie MercuryOriginal song released 1975 and re-released in 1991From the film "Waynes World"

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Melhi - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Love it! Great job as always. I especially liked "Do the Daddy Watt Tango."

Spaff.com - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job, Wild. My favorite line was the "Carry on, carry on" sub. Not that I'm biased or anything.

Spaff.com - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

P.S. To anyone following the "Latest Comments": I have to run and will away from the Net for a few days (groan), but I'll catch up on votes and comments when I return. Spaff out.

Guy DiRito - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Wildman, you out did yourself. Most excellent award presentation and I'm not just saying that because I was mentioned. Your Chalupa's can now be considered a regular feature on the site that I for one will be looking forward to each and every month. You should get your own category for the next awards presentations for they are all worth a second look and a second vote. Thanks a lot Wildman for bestowing honors once again and reminding me that it is near the end of the month and my bills are due once more. :D Keep 'em coming friend!

Diva - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Do I get to keep the dress???
:)* xxoo. Thanks for including me

Adagio - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Aww.. thanks for the mention, Wild. And I also think that your monthly Chalupa parodies are more looked forward to than almost any. Give Diva the dress. :D And u keep the tux...you deserve it! 5's

T.J. Spindler - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

No mention of me or Static. But we have more parodies than others you mentioned. Well, it was funny so, "The award for the funniest parody is........... Drum roll please (dadadadadadadadadada) Chalupian Rhapsody by Wild Man!!!!!!" (Applause) "Well Wild Man got that award. Please join my contest. Rules on one of my parodies!" Well, I gotta go bomb Barney into itty-bitty-tiny-whiney bite size pieces! See ya! tj out

Wild Man - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

I knew it was just a matter of time........ I'll do my best to ignore the demon.

Wild Man - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Forgot to thank everyone (takes a bow) for your wonderful comments. Believe me this song was not easy, it was a real challenge (like a lot of other annoyances around here.

T.J. Spindler - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

do u mean me?

Claude Prez - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Wild Man! You par-o-dee fan! You make every-than! Chalupey! Wild Man, I dig chalupas. And I wanna score some more! Won't ya...Taco Bell me one mo' time agin'! Mmmm....chalupey. Thanks WM; you and Diva are a credit to this site; especially liked the "Politely comment about, or get your remarks outta here" part. That says it all. Great job.

Billy Florio - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, thanks man, good job!

Queenie Girlie - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Who is adagio, diva, spaff.com, etc?

Static - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

they're some of the best veterans here. everyone here is talented except... uh, dammit, who was it again? oh yeah, my buddy who occasionally helps me. he never really helps.

Wild Man - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Melhi: I was going to say Daddy Watt duo, but I changed it because tango sounded better. Spaff: Yeah, Spaff.com worked well after all for carry on carry on. I thought I'd get hit by the pacing police, but just so far only ones guy seems to have a complaint. Diva I guess we get to keep the formal duds, but you better get them to the cleaners before the Florio Brothers start the AMIRIGHT AWARDS presentations. Pat & Guy thanks for your support. I appreciate all the positive feedback. Tj: I love kids, had one for breakfast this morning. Claude: Thanks for the song there. I'm sure you'll be a candidate again in the future. Billy Good Luck with the awards , I'll be looking foward to the results . Hope you use the same format to announce the winners, I'd love to be a presenter ( forgive the shamless self promotion ) Queenie: You should read around here more often. This song won't mean much to an occasional visitor. Get to to know the authors become a fan, like I am.

Jeff Reuben - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job, Wild Man! I'd complain about not being included but...I'm not sure I wrote a song this month! =)

Diva - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

I just wanted to thank everyone for supporting Wild Man. He loves this site almost as much as his Harley Davidson. You all have made us both feel right at home =)
Jeff: I always make suggestions to Wild Man about parody authors that deserve more attention. I think he takes my advice into consideration, but the Awards thing is his creation and ultimatley he decides who is selected. I think that he does a very fair job of mentioning authors who are not frequent submitters. Hopefully this will encourage authors to write more parodies. I first submited last year and after a few attempts, I was ready to give up if it hadn't been for a few nice comments from YOU, and a few others.

Jeff Reuben - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Diva, I wasn't complaining and wasn't sore about not being included. I've been included in previous songs, and I really haven't written anything this month =) I think WildMan does a great job with his Chalupa parodies...I didn't mean to come across as sour grapes. PS: I'm sure my songs will pick up in the near future, I've just been swamped the last month with other things.

Static - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

does the spam part have to do with diarrhoea streaming?

Adagio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Diva..these awards ARE encouraging to new writers. We can't count out your encouraging words either. I know if it wasn't for you two and Guy and some others, I would have been long gone.

Diva - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Jeff: Sorry I got long winded. I was thanking you for offering your comments when I was a newbie.
TJ, I think "Spam on a Bum" was by Rice Cube and Watt Daddy.

Jeff Reuben - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

In that case, you're welcome =) And thank you (and Wild Man) for looking at mine when they come along!

Meriadoc - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Wild Man! You even put us in my favorite part! :-D

Wild Man - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks also to: Static, Jeff, Pat & Merry. Positve feedback keeps us all going in the right direction. Keep on creating my Amiright friends.

Wild Man - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

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Adagio - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Wild Man, read the google ad..:) Diva....a question. Would you care to e-mail me at belle12232000@yahoo.com?

Bob Gomez - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Way to go, Wild, and thanks for the mention. Next time you mosh, I'll be there to catch, you, Man. d;:^)

malcolm higgins - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

5-5-5 chalupies from me, wild man.. do you know that after 880 songs, and dozens of nice ones about other people here.. you and royce and pips and Mer are the only ones to mention my name?? thanks pal.. keep up the good work..

malcolm higgins - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

just noticed, WM.. you have a gremlin? 1-1-1 for this masterpiece?? chuckie should do what figure skaters do.. throw out the high and low, and count and average the rest.. shows what bullshit for brains some people have.. who did you piss off?? I mean, me, I tend to shoot from the hip on every subject.. if they're pissed, I don't care.. this was an insult to the voter integrity.. shame on the asshole who gave this 1-1-1 keep up great work WM you got a fan here..

Guy DiRito - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

No so Malcolm. I wrote one on you about a month ago and you never replied to it. I figured you didn't care.

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Malcolm: Not just Guy, me too have written a whole song about you, but mine was stopped (and probably rightfully so) for being to gross. I can still show it to you off board if you�re interested, but I need an addy cos you don�t seem to come to the messageboards. (BTW: I�m "K1chyd" over there).

T.J. Spindler - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

I made a song 2 days ago that mentioned you Malcolm. But it is just part one! People don't seem to get that. I have hockey, basketball, soccer, baseball and football practice, so I don't have time to make a whole parody at once cuz I am constantly somewhere else, so I just split parodies into parts. Like I said, nice job. tj out

Wild Man - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Malc, I've been working on a special one for you, but I'm waiting for the record breaking big day. I agree with the idea that the highest a nd lowest scores be tossed like the Olymipcs, perhaps you could suggest it to Chuck via Email. I happen to know he is very good about repyling and answering any questions about the site. I hesitate to do it myself. (I think he's probably getting tired of seeing my email address in his inbox.)
TJ: I think it's great that you do sports. My kids do them too. I have 2 kids in College and 1 in High School. I have done football coaching for youth football many years.
Bob: Thanks for being there when I was new to the site, You really prompted me to try and be a better writer. Who dosen't love seeing their name in lights? Thanks Man.
Thanks K1chyd, Guy, Malc, & Pat gave Diva your message. The Ad's do change out every now & then I have noticed.

malcolm higgins - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

yo wm I care about others here.. I write so much, I rarely comment.. I liked this one.. when I really like one, I'll comment.. musta missed the other.. what was it please??

malcolm higgins - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

maybe I put me email here?? like I have always said I do not hide from anyone my email is malcolmhiggins@yahoo.com my company's website is www.wefighttickets.com email at will and yes, please send the gross one..

Claude Prez - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Malcolm: About the ones--pretty much everyone gets 'em. I was really flattered one day a couple months ago when I noticed about half of mine had been hit with ones overnight until I read on the messageboard archives that it's happened to others. It doesn't seem to follow any pattern; it's just vandalism. Oh, and I wrote one about you once ("Women's Underpants", during the whole Merry/Pippin gender confusion thing) but I wasn't too surprised you never remarked on it; it wasn't so much a tribute as a joke (you seem like you can take a joke). Anyway, good luck with the whole volume thing; I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do if you ever focus on quality.

Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Guy brings up a very good point; If there is no reply, the authors feel that the tributee must not care for the parody. In reality it's quite possable that it had been missed. Not everyone logs in everyday..... We should give everyone the benefit of the doubt .
I see nothing wrong with asking the tributee to review it.

wdh - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Very good!

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you for the mention :)

Wild Man - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks: Wdh, Rice Cube and Watt Daddy, Jeff R. & Static. Hope I didnt miss anyone. Thank you ALL!

Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Wild Man! Is it okay if I give YOU some of them Chalupas for this beauty of a parody? If so - here's 555 of them with habanero sauce - 'cause this parody's HOT STUFF! I love how you embrace the Amiright community with your warm and loving spirit. The Web needs more folks like you!

Wild Man - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny, Amiright is a fav hobby. I read much more than I write. I enjoy giving out the Chalupas! Keep on creating, my amiright freinds.

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