Song Parodies -> "Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

"Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to all IT professionals who have had to deal with demanding customers.

Said it went kablamie, it's a broke PC,
Called me out of bed last night.
By the way the hard drive fragged it's history,
Users never seem contrite.
No tact have these U-S-E-Rs.
This job can get sucky there's no joy.
Hacks are these U-S-E-Rs.

All the data disappeared without a trace,
Checked it with a fine tooth comb.
Leave it 'til tomorrow, no they're in my face,
Hook the modem to the phone.
No tact have these U-S-E-Rs.
This job can get sucky there's no joy.
Hacks are these U-S-E-Rs.

Well the domain seems to have locked me out,
Must test and realign.
And Cisco site says I cannot route,
Those users can be so unki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-kind.

No tact have these U-S-E-Rs.
This job can get sucky there's no joy.
Hacks are these U-S-E-Rs.

Thought I found a technique but it just went south,
Thought it couldn't do no harm.
Now I see the data it's all stringing out,
Never run a COMPAQ warm.
No tact have these U-S-E-Rs.
This job can get sucky there's no joy.
Hacks are these U-S-E-Rs.

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Adagio - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment

What will you ever do with those poor, dumb users? :D

Ape Descendant - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Ah, another techie - very good parody. Confucius he say "Users are like women: can't live with 'em, can't live without"

Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one Phil.

Guy DiRito - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

My name ain't Phil. :D

Phil Alexander - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

:-)

I'll bet the thought of a "F***ed are these U-S-E-Rs" line crossed your mind, too...

Guy DiRito - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, that one and a few others, but I have to remember that if not for these U-S-E-Rs I would not have a job, nor you either, probably, at least this kind of job. Then what would I do? I'd actually have to do something boring or really hard.

Diva - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL,... you GUYS are confusing me! Sorry Phil and Guy. I think your both great!

Phil Alexander - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

:-) ..but look out for the Beach Boys parody "I wish that I could be Guy DiRito"

Rice Cube - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey Guy, do you pronounce your name "gai" or "gi"? Just curious.

Guy DiRito - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

It's pronounced the same as you would if you were to say 'Hey you guys'
I have the American version of this name that was my Grandfather's, whose name was Gaitano.

Rice Cube - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Cool...I have a Canadian friend who pronounces his the other way :-)

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