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Song Parodies -> "How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart?"
Original Song Title:
"How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?"
Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart?"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
I know he had younger days when he was full of life
And did the things that he could do
Now his life is full of sorrow
And he doesn't care about tomorrow
And how can you mend a drunken fart?
How can you stop this man from falling down?
How can he stop the liver damage
Hootch makes his world go round
And how can you teach a stubborn man?
How can a boozer ever win?
Please step aside, you drunken fart
And let me live again
I can still hear the ice
That circles in the glass
It haunts me in my deams at night
There will be a fine tomorrow
I will leave and won't have any sorrow
And how can you mend a drunken fart?
how can you stop this man from falling down?
How can he stop the liver damage
Hootch makes his world go round
How can you teach a stubborn man
How can a boozer ever win?
Please step aside, you drunken fart
And let me live again
And did the things that he could do
Now his life is full of sorrow
And he doesn't care about tomorrow
And how can you mend a drunken fart?
How can you stop this man from falling down?
How can he stop the liver damage
Hootch makes his world go round
And how can you teach a stubborn man?
How can a boozer ever win?
Please step aside, you drunken fart
And let me live again
I can still hear the ice
That circles in the glass
It haunts me in my deams at night
There will be a fine tomorrow
I will leave and won't have any sorrow
And how can you mend a drunken fart?
how can you stop this man from falling down?
How can he stop the liver damage
Hootch makes his world go round
How can you teach a stubborn man
How can a boozer ever win?
Please step aside, you drunken fart
And let me live again
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Excellent and so true it seems. Let me be the first to congradulate you on the big 200! Keep 'em coming.
This song covers ALL addictive personalities, not just drunken farts. Keep up the good work
Thanks, Guy and Tim--thanks Guy for noticing the 200--we snails have a little harder time getting there than you roadrunners.
let me be the second to congratulate you. nice job, as always a fun read, 200! sweet!
Congrats and good job.
Nice Job Royce! And congrats on 200!
Royce an excellent parody.
Ditch him and go to St. Tropez.
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